Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

"I will not tolerate your bigotry" like Gen Z is surrounding him in droves begging him to do so.

Anyway, his three from today (so far).



Lovely as always. I love how angry he gets by the last one. He’s so frustrated!

Since you know he watches your videos, can you include a “days in same nasty shirt” count at the beginning of the next video?

Like, that alone is why no one wants near him.
 
Its amazing how much of a broken record he is. I have no girlfriend, therefore there is no God and its all capitalism's fault lol talking about schizophrenic bullshit. Lucas Werner drinking game would be dangerous.
Even if the rules for the Lucas Werner drinking game were really basic like a take a drink every time he mentions his lack of a girlfriend or classism we would be dead of alcohol poisoning in about 2 videos
 
Lovely as always. I love how angry he gets by the last one. He’s so frustrated!

Since you know he watches your videos, can you include a “days in same nasty shirt” count at the beginning of the next video?

Like, that alone is why no one wants near him.

My favorite part of Lucas is his complete and total delusions, is his dick, at most, is an inch long, that's not enough to get past his gigantic fucking stomach, and penetrate a woman. I'd bet, he has never actually been inside a woman. And yet he claims he's incredible in bed.
 
I wonder if Lucas is sleeping in the bus terminal these days or is he back in one of the shelters? April Fool's Day won't come soon enough for Lucas. He gets his stimmy check and will be living like the king that he believes he is. His kingdom will be a smoking room at the Motel 6. His servants (the door dash delivery drivers and motel housekeeping) will be serving him till the $1400 dries up. Will he treat some troons to dinner again? Or will he just eat his fancy meals and ree into the phone shirtless about how Gen Z is "bigoted"?

Looking forward to it, Kiwi Farms! I really am! Gen Z! Solidarity!
 
I wonder if Lucas is sleeping in the bus terminal these days or is he back in one of the shelters? April Fool's Day won't come soon enough for Lucas. He gets his stimmy check and will be living like the king that he believes he is. His kingdom will be a smoking room at the Motel 6. His servants (the door dash delivery drivers and motel housekeeping) will be serving him till the $1400 dries up. Will he treat some troons to dinner again? Or will he just eat his fancy meals and ree into the phone shirtless about how Gen Z is "bigoted"?

Looking forward to it, Kiwi Farms! I really am! Gen Z! Solidarity!
Was he getting his stimulus check April fools, or yesterday?

For some reason, I thought he said he was getting it Monday, as in yesterday?

I'm probably wrong, because if he'd gotten it, he would be bragging with videos and at the motel 6 already, so...
 
With the covid mask on he kinda looks like a discount immortan joe.
Immortan Joe could at least drive.
And convince others to fight for him.
And has a harem of zoomer baes he keeps locked away.
...wait a minute is Immortan Joe basically what Lucas assumes all other males are?
I think you made me realize something, I'm sure is really obvious, but I hadn't thought about until I saw this post

Sorry to PL here a little bit, but as a Flatbill who's protective over younger female relatives, I'm interested in things like TCAP and this MRSA infected King of Incels because they're fascinating showcases of the depths of creepiness they're willing to go to get with girls/males can be with females

Reading the posts on specifically how Lucas makes the lady kiwis feel, what was most interesting to me were the feelings of fear or threat low-key peppered in, which are juxtaposed by these hundreds of pages describing how soft, faggoty, and pussy-like he is, with his bitch-like behavior constant screaming and sniveling, down to the soft acorn micro peen he's got tucked away in his fat folds that doesn't even work so he's got dastardly plans to fist the first asshole he can

And I think I realized why there's such a discrepancy between men and women about creepy men. Creepy men are specifically exactly the kind of men that are not threatening to other men. In fact, the opposite. But these are exactly the men who are a threat to women. I think this is why its so hard for men to recognize creeps out in public, or believe women when they try to point out the creeps (like maybe the guy's creepy brother in law or friend). Because men don't feel the same kind of punch in the gut fear with these types of men, but the opposite - a subconscious level of feeling confidence we can take on the creep

Or the creep is actually completely invisible, they didn't even register as a possible threat. Thats why I always wondered what Lucas had done or how insanely creepy he is in real life, to trigger all these males around him into recognizing him as an active threat to women to do something about it.. like even to a young dude, basically a kid (Isik's little brother)
I can say that even through the internet, Werner elicits a "threat" response from me.
If I encountered the Wern around my girlfriend or any female friend/relative, he is definitely the kind of creep who I would put myself between - even if nothing was said.

Its even more teeth-gritting/hair-raising because one of the girls in one of his jailbait "memes" that he was posting a few months back looked strikingly similar to a girl I know, and something about the idea of the Wern dreaming of dirty Wern rape fantasies on someone you brings out a very negative mental response.

Any other male worth his weight would absolutely view Werner as a danger to his gf/sister/cousin/friends, and IMHO if it weren't for modern civil legalities, he would have either been run out of town or violently beaten by now.
 
I can say that even through the internet, Werner elicits a "threat" response from me.
If I encountered the Wern around my girlfriend or any female friend/relative, he is definitely the kind of creep who I would put myself between - even if nothing was said.

Its even more teeth-gritting/hair-raising because one of the girls in one of his jailbait "memes" that he was posting a few months back looked strikingly similar to a girl I know, and something about the idea of the Wern dreaming of dirty Wern rape fantasies on someone you brings out a very negative mental response.

Any other male worth his weight would absolutely view Werner as a danger to his gf/sister/cousin/friends, and IMHO if it weren't for modern civil legalities, he would have either been run out of town or violently beaten by now.
Right, I agree with all your points. It is pretty much an objective fact this disgusting pedo freak is a threat to females

But the point I was trying to make was the perception of creepy guys by men in real life, out in public. Like many men, I was unaware of exactly how much creepy behavior a female deals with her day to day life which we're all getting to know as women feel more free to talk about it due to movements, exposés like TCAP, or just the advent of social media.. even the men who were somewhat aware had greatly underestimated it. So I've been trying to figure out how usually women are able to spot the creep so early while it takes until the women saying something or the creep doing something for the men to take notice of the creep and the threat he brings

I argue that maybe the reason Lucas hasn't been beaten to death or run out of town by now is because of exactly how unnoticeable or easily dismissed he probably is, as he skulks around, all hunched over and limping. Or the candid pics we see of his fat ass squatting and looking at his phone. Out in public it seems he knows enough to keep quiet and creep around in the background

When Lucas is around Isik and his younger friends, it seems he's emboldened to 'be himself' and do his whole telomere shit. He's slipped up in bits and pieces in his rants, talking about how he hates Isik's brother for physically blocking his access to the young females right as he tries to talk to them.. I always interpreted Isik's younger brother's reason for punching him in the face was related to his behavior around the girls
 
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Almighty cockblock
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I felt inspired
 
I wonder if Lucas is sleeping in the bus terminal these days or is he back in one of the shelters? April Fool's Day won't come soon enough for Lucas. He gets his stimmy check and will be living like the king that he believes he is. His kingdom will be a smoking room at the Motel 6. His servants (the door dash delivery drivers and motel housekeeping) will be serving him till the $1400 dries up. Will he treat some troons to dinner again? Or will he just eat his fancy meals and ree into the phone shirtless about how Gen Z is "bigoted"?

Looking forward to it, Kiwi Farms! I really am! Gen Z! Solidarity!
I'd say he's in a shelter. Which one is the question.
 
...wait a minute is Immortan Joe basically what Lucas assumes all other males are?
Immortan Joe is what Lucas wishes he was like, he's a brutal dictator who goes around collecting free stuff at gunpoint or just burning it, has a harem of girls who aren't there willingly and a bunch of followers that all do whatever he says. Pretty much everything Lucas wants.

edit: Could also see him comparing his lack of a girlfriend to that scene where he turns on the water for a few seconds then immediately cuts it off as soon as people start getting any of it
 
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If I was someone who was very serious about leftist politics, it would be grating in the extreme that Lucas posts buzzword-laden memes like this, when what he really means is "No one will fuck me!".

The fact that he's tried to co-opt progressive fury into his barely contained schizo rage at being a Dateless Wonder would make me more likely to exclude him from any sort of actual political gathering than even his abhorrent personality. His narcissism leads him to believe that his inability to get a girlfriend is something that the world should deeply care about, rather than a personal struggle. Part of this is Lucas not understanding the difference between the personal and the private, or the gentle overlap of both in polite society, and which are discussed and which are held back, but part of it is that he genuinely thinks that his problems in life are weighty issues comparable to international political concerns.

If Lucas really cared about worker revolutions, the proletariat being beaten down by the oligarchs, and such concepts, he wouldn't conflate these struggles with his inability to get his dick wet.

Could you imagine someone doing the equivalent with another private pursuit? We're used to it because it's lucas, but imagine if some kid couldn't get their parents to buy them a Playstation, and tried to suggest that the price of video game consoles was an injustice on par with the aforementioned progressive ideals?

This is what Lucas does. He takes his attempt at pedophilia and wraps it in progressive buzzwords, then throws it with great force at an uncaring and ununderstanding society, that he doesn't realize perceive him has nothing more than a frothing-at-the-mouth lunatic.

It's not what he yells that's the problem, it's the very fact that he's yelling, and out of control. He doesn't see this. He seems to think that if he finds the right thing to yell, he'll be accepted into the society of young women that he's so desperate to claim association with.

We've heard him try to recontextualize the fits that he had at the park as some sort of grand political gesture, saying that he was fighting for women's rights, when we all know that he was just having a manic outburst, an episode of fury that was wholly out of his control, like a little boy pounding on the ground and screaming in the toy store because his mom wouldn't buy him an action figure. Just like this, in fact. Lucas needs to be gifted things, he needs them to be handed to him. And when the world doesn't offer up the teenie action figure that he wants, he throws a fit.

Despite his mental issues, the very fact that Lucas takes his personal romantic failings, and intertwines them with his supposed politics, shows you the hypocrisy of even his supposedly deeply ingrained political identity.

It's been said before, but Lucas has no morals, and no personal truths beyond "look out for number one"; he's disloyal, he's a massive hypocrite, and he's entirely selfish, to the core. If he could get a young girl by joining the Proud Boys, he would start professing their rhetoric tomorrow... or coopt the ideology to suggest some paper-thin adherence to his former "ideals". Nothing is sacred to him.

(Other than his dick and his stomach I guess...)
It would be hilarious if someone catfished him with a hawt teenage Gen-Z neo-nazi chick as their avatar. And then Lucas espoused uber right wing beliefs in his vids for a couple of weeks. I suspect that you are correct, Lucas only believes in leftist Bernie Sanderesque politics because the internet told him that GenZ leans in this direction politically.

LOL, the sheer fucking cope of this tard... "If there was a God, I'd have a Gen Z honie"... Why, Lucas, did you pray for one? Is that where this stems from; he asked God for a bae and he got an Almighty cockblock?
Lucas equates his lack of a hawt bae with the idea that there is no God? Wow his delusions of grandeur know no bounds, he really sees himself as something special. Of course it could never be his fault that he can't unlock the secret of young women, if the Gen Z guys would just tell him the information that he needs to know he would have girls lining up around the homeless shelter wanting his cock.

Was he getting his stimulus check April fools, or yesterday?

For some reason, I thought he said he was getting it Monday, as in yesterday?

I'm probably wrong, because if he'd gotten it, he would be bragging with videos and at the motel 6 already, so...
And who the hell takes what little money that they have and spends it on a motel, weed, and takeout? Lucas finally gets a little bit of money and this is what he decides to do with it? You don't have to be a ageist classist bigot to not want to date this loser. 🤣
 
It would be hilarious if someone catfished him with a hawt teenage Gen-Z neo-nazi chick as their avatar. And then Lucas espoused uber right wing beliefs in his vids for a couple of weeks. I suspect that you are correct, Lucas only believes in leftist Bernie Sanderesque politics because the internet told him that GenZ leans in this direction politically.
The sad thing is I could totally see it, Lucas Werner would declare himself the Aryan Übermensch descended from a long bloodline of Germanic Kings ruling over the Elk Kingdom and declare that the fashy babes of Gen Z should get interested and soon in his long telomeres if they want to preserve a future for white children, for contained within the seed of rotten lettuce is an ancestral bloodline which will herald the dawn of a new age for Aryan supremacy. Hitler knew this of course, Tila Tequila, Bride of Christ knows this, why don't Gen Z?

I always chuckle remembering that Tila was once the biggest name on MySpace that's how much of a has been she is lol.

Edit: I imagine the Gen Z Nazi avatar would look something like this
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She's still got the looks but crazy is kind of a turn off. To put it in crass terms you don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
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The sad thing is I could totally see it, Lucas Werner would declare himself the Aryan Übermensch descended from a long bloodline of Germanic Kings ruling over the Elk Kingdom and declare that the fashy babes of Gen Z should get interested and soon in his long telomeres if they want to preserve a future for white children, for contained within the seed of rotten lettuce is an ancestral bloodline which will herald the dawn of a new age for Aryan supremacy. Hitler knew this of course, Tila Tequila, Bride of Christ knows this, why don't Gen Z?

I always chuckle remembering that Tila was once the biggest name on MySpace that's how much of a has been she is lol.

Edit: I imagine the Gen Z Nazi avatar would look something like this
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She's still got the looks but crazy is kind of a turn off. To put it in crass terms you don't stick your dick in crazy.
Oh shit Tila Tequila, I knew she had gone insane but I hadn't actually seen her videos, thanks for that. Does she have a thread here? She's off the chain but honestly she still seems like she's doing better than Lucas. I'm sure she was in a manic phase but she seemed kinda genuinely happy in this, especially compared to Lucas' 24/7 misery. And she can still groom herself and make herself look good, as I said I haven't kept up with her but I'd have to think she's more functional than Lucas on a daily basis. And she's less annoying to watch, breaking into manic Disney style song is better than breaking into petulant manbaby shouting like Lucas. She's cute instead of viscerally disgusting. I'd say she's trouncing our boy in every category.
 
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