Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

KarateJoe is UN. HINGED!

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This is the content I crave.

Joe is BIG MAD Chantal is putting on what he deems too much makeup, then slutting around with some man who isn’t Joe...just like a trampy Kardashian!

He overstepped mod bounds AGES ago and now he’s just telling her what to do all the time. Why is Chantal’s defiance disorder not flaring up at this? Probably because she sees Joe as a weak orbiter, not someone of any authority. That should hurt him the most...she doesn’t even respect him enough to see his unhinged orders as worth defying.
 
Who, who, WHO in the world would want to be subjected to the graphic details of what some loser pervert fetishist creep wants to do with a giant smelly bag of shit and slime? God, she is so revolting and vulgar I cannot believe it.

Who shares this shit with their circle of friends, much less a boatload of strangers? And why isn't her chat screaming at her to shut the ever-loving fuck UP???

Every time I think that she has descended into the very pit of the cesspool, more shit is added and she becomes something more inhuman.

Her mom must really be proud of her "cutie."
 
This was great and we learned a lot! It would be a shame if the livestream was lost to the sands of time.

Oh wait, what's this?





So this is a tentative list of "sweethearts" or men she claims to have talked to on Tinder/POF/the Internet:
1. Frank (Italian man with bird that had bubble tea with Chantal in the car)
2. Antonio (had cyber sex with him, then got ghosted)
3. Micropenis man (got ghosted after making fun of his penis)
4. Mystery Italian Adonis with the perfect physique and genitals with the penchant for analingus and anal sex in addition to his love of BBWs (Chantal is not a BBW, she is a fucking military grade Humvee)
5. Man who wants his sluts to be monogamous (ghosted him)
6. Mysterious Tinder crush, the one that got away (never chatted)

So far, we know only 1/6 of these men to be real, living beings and not figments of Chantal's imagination.
 
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This sudden influx of gross talk about men and her attractiveness thereto is because it's her birthday. That is to say, she's just turned 37, and she's having to confront in cold hard numbers that she's almost 40 with no friends, no spouse, no future prospects, and four-hundred-and-something pounds with half her organs missing and runaway beetus.

Overwhelmed with mortal anxiety, she naturally decides the best way to deal with her mountain of problems is to lie online to unbelieving strangers about men wanting her. If she lies extra hard about hot men wanting her, everyone will be fooled and think she's a hot babe, because she's smarter than us. I for one unreservedly believe everything she's saying. She doesn't have to lose weight to get a man if she just says they want her as she is, and physical attractiveness is her only motive to lose weight, after all.

Of course, a manic phase like this is always the fanfare heralding the "crash and burn" segment of the show. Her birthday has certainly produced some top quality retard behaviour, so let's hope she carries the birthday madness into the lifestyle reinvention/fake diet/meltdown and chimp phase.


ETA: the single funniest thing on that FunGirllll profile is "I'm very ambitious". She's lying about her height, smoking, drug use, all of that, but she's "very ambitious". I suppose death before 40 is an ambition.
Can we hurry along to the crash and burn phase, 'cause listening to Sexy Chantal is making my brain bleed.
 
Why is Chantal’s defiance disorder not flaring up at this?
See I think it is already and now she's just tormenting him. I know Chantal isn't the brightest person but I think Joe is obvious enough where she getting off on upsetting him. If she wasn't I think she'd just boot him but as long as he's posting in all caps and throwing a tantrum there is at least one non-pretend guy fawning over her, and for Chantal that's enough to make up all sorts of Tinder dates.
 
This thread becomes more disgusting by the minute. How can any one person be this foul? Jesus Christ, why must she behave this way? I do not want to consider the horrors that await any human being demented enough to get close to her ass outside of a medical setting where there are masks, gloves, and lots of antibiotics. A woman who boasted that men who perform oral sex on her must pick dingleberries and bits of toilet paper out of her ass is now talking about getting that same ass, now 100 pounds heavier and even more unclean, eaten because that's what one does when one has explosive diarrhea ten times a day, after a c.diff diagnosis of uncertain verity, and an infected fupa that probably leaks.

Also, @Mook, every time I see your user picture it looks like Chantal is giving birth to herself.
 
It would appear I missed some pictures from our profile viewing earlier.

Enjoy.

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Of course she gets off on Karatejoe being jealous, but from time to time he pisses her off when he intrudes on her fantasy life

It's really odd but this whole Tinder arc is really boring. I'm surprised its not exciting that Chins is going to show us how desperate and pathetic she is with men, but its just blah. However, it should be fun in a week or two when the bloom is off the rose and she is pig mad over either a rejection or that her fantasy man does not materialize.

It's interesting that she doesn't tell these guys right up front about YouTube. This new one she is all wet over wants her to send pictures. She could just send him to YouTube. She claims she just wants sex, so why should she care if he sees the real Chantal? Also, if she just wants sex, but she doesn't want anal, why bother with this guy that told her in the first 3 minutes that he wants anal? I guess her beauty and sexiness will overcome his need for butt sex.

Someone asked what he looked like and she just said"Ummm I don't know how to describe how he looks. He's just really HOT! Hot hot hot! Hot hot hot!"

Really, you can't give any descriptors? Not even eye and hair color?

Why isn't she describing him like she does everything else? "Creamy"
 
It would appear I missed some pictures from our profile viewing earlier.

Enjoy.

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Literally the BIGGEST CATFISH of them all......of course she says she hasn t told anyone about her yt channel......she d be ghosted so fast it would leave a ghosting image on her Samsung. Jokes aside, how can a woman misrepresent herself so much on a dating site and talk like she s a Queen
 
Donut tied to a stick. She'll chase it and collapse from exhaustion.
Or throw quinoa at her. But seriously, he could just open the door and move her chair back all the way down. She’d asphyxiate and he’d have plausible deniability.
Someone asked what he looked like and she just said"Ummm I don't know how to describe how he looks. He's just really HOT! Hot hot hot! Hot hot hot!"

Really, you can't give any descriptors? Not even eye and hair color?

This guy sounds totally real.........
Fucker @Who Now beat me to the hilarious “creamy” joke.

Can any reactor even react to this? The insanity is off the charts, she’s a lunatic.
 
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