Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

That stupid puppet costs $75, plus shipping (if you buy it directly from their merch site; it’s over $150 on Amazon, which is the first result you get when you google “Jeffy puppet”, so she might have gone that route). Double that because Esraa got one, too. So they spent roughly $200 on two puppets for their already intellectually delayed children, one of whom would probably qualify for a diagnosis of, at absolute best, ADHD. And puppets that swear and would either encourage Omar to mock the actually mentally disabled or lean in to his own challenges in that department, based on the info @Punished Spoon gave us.

$200 for two puppets. How many books and board games to play as a family could they have bought for that? Or arts and crafts projects, even LEGO? What about all that junk they were deprived of from the monster who put everything on her Amazon wish list in their cart?

They could have bought them new bikes for that price (Well, almost. I just googled children’s bicycles to check and even at Wommart, Jesus). Fuck, just put 90% of that money towards more decorations for the packaging of Amy’s imaginary orders like she wants to and buy them a soccer ball. You can’t tell me an Egyptian guy wouldn’t want to play soccer with his kids at least once in a while. And the soccer ball can’t say “Goddamn assholes.” Win-win. Goddamn assholes.

Oh, and the whole “Pretending I got a mean email so no one thinks I read The Farms” is Becky Gerber’s thing. Amy’s are child abuse, training hijabs, struggling with her native language and, recently, unironically, unofficially reviving Regretsy. She should stay in her extra-wide lane.
 
That stupid puppet costs $75, plus shipping (if you buy it directly from their merch site; it’s over $150 on Amazon, which is the first result you get when you google “Jeffy puppet”, so she might have gone that route). Double that because Esraa got one, too. So they spent roughly $200 on two puppets for their already intellectually delayed children, one of whom would probably qualify for a diagnosis of, at absolute best, ADHD. And puppets that swear and would either encourage Omar to mock the actually mentally disabled or lean in to his own challenges in that department, based on the info @Punished Spoon gave us.

$200 for two puppets. How many books and board games to play as a family could they have bought for that? Or arts and crafts projects, even LEGO? What about all that junk they were deprived of from the monster who put everything on her Amazon wish list in their cart?

They could have bought them new bikes for that price (Well, almost. I just googled children’s bicycles to check and even at Wommart, Jesus). Fuck, just put 90% of that money towards more decorations for the packaging of Amy’s imaginary orders like she wants to and buy them a soccer ball. You can’t tell me an Egyptian guy wouldn’t want to play soccer with his kids at least once in a while. And the soccer ball can’t say “Goddamn assholes.” Win-win. Goddamn assholes.

Oh, and the whole “Pretending I got a mean email so no one thinks I read The Farms” is Becky Gerber’s thing. Amy’s are child abuse, training hijabs, struggling with her native language and, recently, unironically, unofficially reviving Regretsy. She should stay in her extra-wide lane.
Did Omar Bundy shove the pencil in that puppet nose? That strikes me as disturbingly violent behavior for a 5 year old. Is this typical of boys that age?

ETA: I googled the stupid puppet. The pencil comes that way. What a gross toy for young kids. These kids are unsupervised enough to ‘try this at home’.

Edit #2—- I read some more about this (clearly not for children) show..... Jeffy swears a lot and goes around humping things. We already know Omar has mimicked Jeffy by calling ‘Miah “goddamned asshole”. How long before he starts trying to hump ‘Miah or Esraa?
As far as I’m concerned, allowing the kids to watch this show is just as damaging long term as threatening them with “the spoon”.

For the first time in my life I am LEGIT MOTI. I’m going to have to tap out for a couple days.
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FUCK YOU AMY, you have damaged three children past the point of no return. Enjoy your eternity in Hell.
 
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Here it is again, the grandiose comment of @Nurse Ratchet in it's original, non-Amyesque form.
It was spoilered, but not at all on the k*w*f*rms, which do not exist.
It is great to compare the two. *chef's kiss*

Just like it's something, that "does not compute at all but has to be something mean" to Amy lol.
Thank you @Hamberlard Raid for the timestamp, I looked it up, it was here (58:44) in the live.
You can see the reflection in her glasses as she's scrolling through the kf looking for that "email" she got.

I know I've seen her miscarriage video so forgive me for not remembering all the details. If she was 25 weeks pregnant she wouldn't have just had a miscarriage, she would have had to deliver, and it would be considered a stillborn not a miscarriage.

A fetus can survive at 21 weeks, with a lot of medical intervention and every week beyond that the chances increase for survival.

She said she fell and broke her water, wouldn't that put her into labor? It's not like the heartbeat just stops if your water breaks prematurely. That must have been one big fall to go through all that fat and still rupture her water.
$200 for two puppets. How many books and board games to play as a family could they have bought for that? Or arts and crafts projects, even LEGO? What about all that junk they were deprived of from the monster who put everything on her Amazon wish list in their cart?

They could have bought them new bikes for that price (Well, almost. I just googled children’s bicycles to check and even at Wommart, Jesus). Fuck, just put 90% of that money towards more decorations for the packaging of Amy’s imaginary orders like she wants to and buy them a soccer ball. You can’t tell me an Egyptian guy wouldn’t want to play soccer with his kids at least once in a while. And the soccer ball can’t say “Goddamn assholes.” Win-win. Goddamn assholes.
I'm just surprised she bought them anything with her free government money. Those kids have nothing to entertain themselves while mommy is locked in her bedroom. This is the same woman that needed CPS to make her buy her kids shoes. Which I'm sure they have outgrown by now.
 
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I know I've seen her miscarriage video so forgive me for not remembering all the details. If she was 25 weeks pregnant she wouldn't have just had a miscarriage, she would have had to deliver, and it would be considered a stillborn not a miscarriage.
There have been several different versions of the miscarriage story. In one, she was 16 weeks, 18 in another, and now apparently 25. She said she fell. It was also reported by a leak that she said it was caused by an STD her ex gave her and totally not Awlee.

They kept her overnight in the hospital and she was released the next day. She said a mortuary came to show her tiny coffins to choose from which absolutely did not happen.
How long until she makes a video bravely sounding the alarm to WARN other parents not to get TRICKED by this naughty puppet channel? She's as gifted an investigative journalist as she is an artisan jewelery maker.
This whole Jeffy thing is fascinating. She's been asked on quite a few occasions if Omar watches Jeffy. She always demures. "Oh sometimes, not really, kind of hahaha let's change the subject."

When the GODDAMN ASSHOLE happened, she said Awlee has been on her about her mouth and the shit she lets the kids watch. Amy knows *exactly* what he's been watching and I guarantee that the woman who thought hilarious when she made her husband vomit by gassing her entire fambily as they barreled down the highway, thinks that horrifying Jeffy thing is fucking hilarious.
 
Idk why Amy is getting so much time in my brain rent free this week but I keep thinking about how she said she had to leave her friends birthday live because her phone died. In her own house. She specifically mentioned noticing when it was starting to get low, so it wasn't a matter of not paying attention. And everyone involved just... accepted this excuse? She got away with it? No one wondered why she couldn't plug her phone in?

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I don't think I've heard the std story before. Yeah definitely from her ex-husband and not the guy she flew to Egypt for and came back after 3 days married and pregnant.
I wonder how she fit on the plane to get to Egypt?
There have been several different versions of the miscarriage story. In one, she was 16 weeks, 18 in another, and now apparently 25. She said she fell. It was also reported by a leak that she said it was caused by an STD her ex gave her and totally not Awlee.

They kept her overnight in the hospital and she was released the next day. She said a mortuary came to show her tiny coffins to choose from which absolutely did not happen.
 
Idk why Amy is getting so much time in my brain rent free this week but I keep thinking about how she said she had to leave her friends birthday live because her phone died. In her own house. She specifically mentioned noticing when it was starting to get low, so it wasn't a matter of not paying attention. And everyone involved just... accepted this excuse? She got away with it? No one wondered why she couldn't plug her phone in?

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Sebastian stole her charging cord and hung himself under her recliner.
 
Walk Like an Ejuptian.
Damn that was a good catchy song.
it’s over $150 on Amazon, which is the first result you get when you google “Jeffy puppet”, so she might have gone that route
Jeez, I've seen (well, those that are available for average folk) collectors edition of Barbie cheaper than that.
How long before he starts trying to hump ‘Miah or Esraa?
... :optimistic: you didn't think of Owlee did you? ...
She said a mortuary came to show her tiny coffins to choose from which absolutely did not happen.
And somehow got footprints. That part always baffled me. First, they are large for 4-month fetus, second why would anyone paint dead fetus’ feet and smash them on da paper? Don't say Amy, I don't want to think she touched the result of her irresponsibility

Look at me, blaming woman for miscarriage. What have you done to me, *KF Amy.
 
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I can’t wait for her to get sued. Shit, I’m tempted to order one of those sterling still bracelets myself just for the legal fun that would follow.
I don’t think Amy will get sued any time soon. She’s totally insolvent and any lawyer will say it’s not worth the time or money. The only way I could see Amy getting sued is if a customer had some sort of bad experience or reaction to the product, sued the manufacturer of the pre-made bracelets, and then the manufacturer might sue Amy to secure a possible judgment or lien against her in case she files for bankruptcy.

Also, I could see a company suing to get her to stop putting their trademarks and copyrighted material on her shit. That wouldn’t include a money award, but instead an injunction (an order to stop what she’s doing).
 
I don’t think Amy will get sued any time soon. She’s totally insolvent and any lawyer will say it’s not worth the time or money. The only way I could see Amy getting sued is if a customer had some sort of bad experience or reaction to the product, sued the manufacturer of the pre-made bracelets, and then the manufacturer might sue Amy to secure a possible judgment or lien against her in case she files for bankruptcy.

Also, I could see a company suing to get her to stop putting their trademarks and copyrighted material on her shit. That wouldn’t include a money award, but instead an injunction (an order to stop what she’s doing).
No one knows about her, and those who knows are as bright as her, so doubt anyone's care to sue here; that's not Etsy report button, it requires effort she does not deserve
 
The unsuspecting general public aren't buying Amy's carnival bracelets, paper+fire in a box, and shit with stickers on it. It's the same six tatertards wanting to support their tard queen. It wouldn't occur to them to sue her any more than it would occur to them to brush their tooth everyday or that child abuse might be bad.

The one local order she had for the daycare cups and a dumb shadow box is for one of these fat white women married to Island men who make brown babies appear at discount prices. She's in Amy's exhusband's extended circle of mentally defective people with access to children.
 
The unsuspecting general public aren't buying Amy's carnival bracelets, paper+fire in a box, and shit with stickers on it. It's the same six tatertards wanting to support their tard queen. It wouldn't occur to them to sue her any more than it would occur to them to brush their tooth everyday or that child abuse might be bad.

The one local order she had for the daycare cups and a dumb shadow box is for one of these fat white women married to Island men who make brown babies appear at discount prices. She's in Amy's exhusband's extended circle of mentally defective people with access to children.
I am pretty sure that woman is Amy's foster sister and is married to a relative of Amy's ex-husband. Also where Amy first got her daycare work experience.
 
I am pretty sure that woman is Amy's foster sister and is married to a relative of Amy's ex-husband. Also where Amy first got her daycare work experience.
Possibly, yes. There are several of these women. This one is the daycare owner who purchased the cups, and used to post a lot about her Christian missions to the Islands. Her sister's name is Autumn. She's married to Hasty's brother and likewise is involved with grifting children from poor Island families. She also runs a daycare called Island Adventures Child Care. This is who probably gave a perfectly good baby to Amy Ramadan to abuse and exploit in exchange for divorcing her brother-in-law and taking the marital debt.
 
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