Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Gramlol]

The thing that strikes me the most about Anna is her arrested development. She refers to herself as girl and dresses in a cutesy way. She doesn't want to take on responsibilities, she's a virgin but wants to be seen as desirable to men, lingerie 'thirst traps' (lol), man attractors or something. It's like she's a 13 year old girl.
There's a weird loneliness, and she never mentions dating or ability to start a family, that's conspicuous in its absence. She lives a really odd life for someone in their mid thirties (isn't she like 37?)
It's like she's desperate for her father's love, so reverts to being her little girl again. Dunno, it's so weird. She's almost 40 but wants to be seen as 11 or 9 (is that when her mum died?)
That's the most curious part of Anna for me.

Does anyone notice that arrested development in her? It's what I notice most. Do any kiwis know why she seemingly has that freeze in time to an 11 year old? Has anyone else noticed this?

I'd feel so weird about my daughter acting this way if I was her dad, I wonder what he thinks of it all. Mormons are meant to be married by 30s ish, with kids in the picture.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

The whole missing tooth thing really is Horrifying. Of all the deathfats on the Farms, Anna somehow raises the biggest red flags for me. She just looks like she's about to fucking unravel. I swear she's one bad day away from having a mental breakdown and running through Austin naked with a sign that says "THE END IS THIGHS".

Agree, lately she went to Bekah's (general FA thread) level of uncanny feeling of creeping meltdown

 

[soulless guarantee]

It's like she's desperate for her father's love, so reverts to being her little girl again. Dunno, it's so weird. She's almost 40 but wants to be seen as 11 or 9 (is that when her mum died?)

Anna was 19 when her mother died, and 27 when her sister died - so a little bit too late to have the sort of impact you're getting at although at 19 it would still be a particularly intense moment. But I agree, it does seem like a coping mechanism for a trauma, as could becoming a deathfat although there is obviously a family history of obesity regardless.

I think she's made comments previously about her childhood and that she wasn't particularly accepted by her age peers. I do wonder if her mother babied her and her sister, particularly with food, so she never really needed to mature. Then once her mother died the possibility of having a mature relationship with her parent had passed, so she is stuck as a quirky teenager.

Ultimately I think she was just a quirky kid with self esteem issues, but never figured out how to grow out of it. What's more concerning to me is that she seems to be reverting even further back in her projected age. No longer a perpetual teenager, but now heading further into childhood with some of her obese-lolita fashion choices and calling herself a toddler. Doesn't strike me as the kind of person who is in any way ready for motherhood and lacking the support to be able to take on such a challenge to her lifestyle.

 

[Gramlol]

Anna was 19 when her mother died, and 27 when her sister died - so a little bit too late to have the sort of impact you're getting at although at 19 it would still be a particularly intense moment. But I agree, it does seem like a coping mechanism for a trauma, as could becoming a deathfat although there is obviously a family history of obesity regardless.

I think she's made comments previously about her childhood and that she wasn't particularly accepted by her age peers. I do wonder if her mother babied her and her sister, particularly with food, so she never really needed to mature. Then once her mother died the possibility of having a mature relationship with her parent had passed, so she is stuck as a quirky teenager.

Ultimately I think she was just a quirky kid with self esteem issues, but never figured out how to grow out of it. What's more concerning to me is that she seems to be reverting even further back in her projected age. No longer a perpetual teenager, but now heading further into childhood with some of her obese-lolita fashion choices and calling herself a toddler. Doesn't strike me as the kind of person who is in any way ready for motherhood and lacking the support to be able to take on such a challenge to her lifestyle.

Totally nailed it. I think her parents may have babied her. She seems frantic for parental protection again, I noticed she really has regressed to toddlerdom. Which is especially weird given how much she binge drinks and talks about being a fierce confident girl lol.
I feel so bad for her. She needs therapy. At this point she has no prospect of a normal life, if she doesn't get help.
There's no way she could have a kid. I feel like she would be competing for attention.. because SHES the real baby. Weird shit.

At least she can't regress further than toddlerhood tho. Adult baby onesie as a new lewk when?

I find her so uniquely odd with her delayed adulthood etc. People her age wouldn't be able to relate to her. I guess it's a replay of her adolescence. I feel sad for her because I don't see her ever getting help, unless she has a near death experience like a heart attack and gets off social media and puts on her big girl boots. Maybe it's be easier if Mormon culture was more ok with therapy.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I find her so uniquely odd with her delayed adulthood etc. People her age wouldn't be able to relate to her. I guess it's a replay of her adolescence. I feel sad for her because I don't see her ever getting help, unless she has a near death experience like a heart attack and gets off social media and puts on her big girl boots. Maybe it's be easier if Mormon culture was more ok with therapy.

If losing a parent and a sibling to obesity was not a wake up call. If being injured just by her weight (remember the foot incident) was not a wake up call. If thinking she almost died walking achild's trail and had to crawl to her car to down mountain dew wasnt a wake up call. Nothing will be a wake up call.

I've had coworkers get people like Anna who have the endless bank, being childish makes the bank continue to pay out. Sadly in her line of work it also gets attention from the people with less boundaries who will lavish her with shit because they are pervs (She has admitted to giving her personally address out to get gifts from fans). When they begin to actually act like adults and be indepdent the bank dies. What is probably going to happen is she gets this house and slowly Daddy cuts the purse strings when house doesn't lead to husband and kids.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Maybe it's be easier if Mormon culture was more ok with therapy.

Don't think Mormonism has to do anything with it. Nothing she does is allowed/praised there.
Guess even the opposite - “coming to Jesus” moment, - would be better for her than now. Cults, army, religion - they all have strong structure, simple reasons and plain decisions.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Gramlol]

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Dude, she really can't help but whinge can she? After a while it's really going to turn off her audience. Like, wake up early like most adults and get over it. She has no tolerance for discomfort. Meanwhile part of adulthood is dealing with all sorts of annoying shit and just getting on with it

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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Jesus Christ. Buy some ear plugs. You won't even have to worry about fitting them around your candy juicy thighs.

 

[OttoWest]

If Anna has any creativity or smarts, she’d turn this into a business opportunity. Hit up a few headphone companies, get them to send you their best noise-cancelling items, make a video comparing them, ????— profit.

But no she has to whine like a bitch.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

If Anna has any creativity or smarts, she’d turn this into a business opportunity. Hit up a few headphone companies, get them to send you their best noise-cancelling items, make a video comparing them, ????— profit.

But no she has to whine like a bitch.

That Raycon earbud company is offering sponsorships to every YouTuber with over 100k subscribers and a pulse. She's so dumb.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

I'm surprised she hasn't been called out on this. With the economy being what it is, shouldn't people be happy there's still some development going on, buildings being built and workers getting paid? If this was a quarry or some shit like that, I'd get it, but come on Anna.. you can work around this.

 

[Pussyworth]

Totally nailed it. I think her parents may have babied her. She seems frantic for parental protection again, I noticed she really has regressed to toddlerdom. Which is especially weird given how much she binge drinks and talks about being a fierce confident girl lol.
I feel so bad for her. She needs therapy. At this point she has no prospect of a normal life, if she doesn't get help.
There's no way she could have a kid. I feel like she would be competing for attention.. because SHES the real baby. Weird shit.

At least she can't regress further than toddlerhood tho. Adult baby onesie as a new lewk when?

I find her so uniquely odd with her delayed adulthood etc. People her age wouldn't be able to relate to her. I guess it's a replay of her adolescence. I feel sad for her because I don't see her ever getting help, unless she has a near death experience like a heart attack and gets off social media and puts on her big girl boots. Maybe it's be easier if Mormon culture was more ok with therapy.

What she needs is a real job with real adult responsibilities not connected to being an "influencer"

 

[GenociderSyo]

What she needs is a real job with real adult responsibilities not connected to being an "influencer"

She had one of those. She refused to listen to rules brought her dog in against the rules and let it shit all over the office.

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

Anna has said before that her mom was bipolar and had other mental health issues, so I’m not totally sure how spoiled she was. Although, it would ring true if her dad spoiled her to distract or make up for her mom’s issues. Either way, I genuinely think her childhood was not good and that it definitely plays into the arrested development we see playing out every day

 

[thejackal]

Anna has said before that her mom was bipolar and had other mental health issues, so I’m not totally sure how spoiled she was. Although, it would ring true if her dad spoiled her to distract or make up for her mom’s issues. Either way, I genuinely think her childhood was not good and that it definitely plays into the arrested development we see playing out every day

She's told a childhood story of sneaking cookies into her room that were freshly baked and dropping the still melting chocolate chips all over the carpet. She said rather than scold her her dad just paid to get the carpet steamed. Says something about something. Anna has at least one adult brother but her only sister died along with her mom. It must kill her dad (perhaps literally) to see his last daughter like this, but he helped create this mess with his coddling.

As for her going back to the "real world" and getting a job: ha! She was barely hanging on at Sprinklr in the end. She was taking vacations almost every other week and saying "oh my boss just loves it I'm so spontaneous and that I handle my shit then go have fun!". She was shitcanned shortly after that following the sexual harassment claims and Data shitting all over their office. I'd hazard a guess Anna got a 6 figure severance out of it. Don't feel sorry for her, she's put herself in this place. Apparently at Sprinklr, according to the post on /FPH, she was a walking sexual harassment claim.

 

[Gramlol]

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She's told a childhood story of sneaking cookies into her room that were freshly baked and dropping the still melting chocolate chips all over the carpet. She said rather than scold her her dad just paid to get the carpet steamed. Says something about something. Anna has at least one adult brother but her only sister died along with her mom. It must kill her dad (perhaps literally) to see his last daughter like this, but he helped create this mess with his coddling.

As for her going back to the "real world" and getting a job: ha! She was barely hanging on at Sprinklr in the end. She was taking vacations almost every other week and saying "oh my boss just loves it I'm so spontaneous and that I handle my shit then go have fun!". She was shitcanned shortly after that following the sexual harassment claims and Data shitting all over their office. I'd hazard a guess Anna got a 6 figure severance out of it. Don't feel sorry for her, she's put herself in this place. Apparently at Sprinklr, according to the post on /FPH, she was a walking sexual harassment claim.

Sexual harassment complaints?? Do we know anything about that?? That's so nuts.. ew

 

[thejackal]

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Sexual harassment complaints?? Do we know anything about that?? That's so nuts.. ew

It's 2nd hand info from someone that claimed to work with her at Sprinklr. They said in a post on /FPH (it's somewhere in this thread I posted it) that she filed numerous harassment claims with HR at Sprinklr. She also claimed her 1st apt in Austin was unlivable because of a "creepy old man" that was watching her through her windows. Anna uses sexual innuendo all the time (in a virgin like way, just like Chantal and Boogie) so I'd be curious as to what came of her claims. We'll never know for sure, but she did get shitcanned from Sprinklr, for whatever reason. She said she "quit" to pursue influencing full time but I don't think that's the full story. She was already upper management there when she left. She was on a track to retire by 45 or so. You don't just leave that on a whim.

 

[HamFan]

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This is a city dweller that can't handle a little construction noise. "Beep beep beep" is cause for a complete melt down for her.

And she wants to have a baby??!

How the fuck would she handle the "new alarm" of a baby crying at 2am? Then 3:15. Then 5. She wouldn't. She would not be able to handle it.

Even if she adopted, kids of any age tend to be noisy fuckers.

I know she won't actually be having kids by any means, but to even think she can is nuts. Thank god she's too fat and single.

 

[Cynar]

This is a city dweller that can't handle a little construction noise. "Beep beep beep" is cause for a complete melt down for her.

And she wants to have a baby??!

How the fuck would she handle the "new alarm" of a baby crying at 2am? Then 3:15. Then 5. She wouldn't. She would not be able to handle it.

Even if she adopted, kids of any age tend to be noisy fuckers.

I know she won't actually be having kids by any means, but to even think she can is nuts. Thank god she's too fat and single.

I know with cows nothing really happens, the Lich will live to be 80 by eating air, Luna will never make meaningful rehab steps, Tess will continue to hoover cakes and sources of narc supply, etc. Sometimes a cow will go to jail or make a porn or whatever, sometimes one will even an hero/41%, etc. But almost nothing happens happens.

Still, it would not surprise me in the slightest if Anna like...fully snapped. Like after 2 weeks offline they found her in her house naked, wasted beyond belief, shitting on the floor, Data's brains bashed in or "forgotten" in a dog cage, rotten takeout under piles of plastic clothes and boxes. It seems like half of that description is an average Saturday night for Anna already. The woman is positively unhinged and it's hardly being kept in check. There is no way she can care for a child.

ETA: This would totally be one of those cases where people are like "she was soooooo sweet! We had noooooo idea!" and meanwhile a bunch of people too nice to say anything are like *stares directly into camera*