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Gezkill said:
"I'm not gonna wear the Sonic hat its too hot."

Nigga its 55 degrees outside you fat lump of fucks.


People drop 800 on his ass yesterday and is to lazy to put a hat on.
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55 with winds up to 9 mph in Renton right now. You don't need to have the AC on to cool the room down during spring and fall temps; open the window. Phil is just too lazy to do anything that isn't punching buttons on this thermostat. He'll claim he doesn't want to open his window to let some air in because "the landscapers are so loud dood" but it's pretty much a proven fact this fat fuck is too lazy to get off his ass and open the goddamn window.

Sometimes I think it's only a matter of time until Phil becomes so lazy that he starts up a collection of piss jugs. Perhaps the issue of piss jug disposal being its own chore is the only reason why he hasn't already.
 
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fuckshitsnake said:
Sometimes I think it's only a matter of time until Phil becomes so lazy that he starts up a collection of piss jugs. Perhaps the issue of piss jug disposal being its own chore is the only reason why he hasn't already.
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He'll just use the Ray LaFleur method.

 
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I need that money I I need that money
I really do
I need that money I I need that money
Ta pay muh bills
I need that money I I need that money
Ta pay muh tax guy
I need that money I really do
Ta buy groceries
I need that money I I need that money
For muh sweaty man game
I need that money I I need that money
I really do
 
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fuckshitsnake said:
Sometimes I think it's only a matter of time until Phil becomes so lazy that he starts up a collection of piss jugs. Perhaps the issue of piss jug disposal being its own chore is the only reason why he hasn't already.
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If he started using piss jugs he wouldn't have an excuse to disappear for 30 minutes after prestream to pull wrestlers in WWEC go to the bathroom.
 
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
If he started using piss jugs he wouldn't have an excuse to disappear for 30 minutes after prestream to pull wrestlers in WWEC go to the bathroom.
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I could see Phil trying to explain away a 30 minute disappearance as "needing to go get more water". Additionally, what's stopping him from saying he needs to take a bathroom break, turning off cam and mic, hitting the piss jug, and then sitting there on Champions for the remaining 29 minutes before flicking the cam/mic back on?
 
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fuckshitsnake said:
100% agree on this. This is the inverse of Phil's snorting. Pigroach screams that he can't control it, yet we witnessed the snorts cease during serious matters like when he's trying to milk sponsor bucks. So here he claims he can control his stroke-face, and makes an active effort to make a proper O shape instead of allowing his stroke droop to deform it.

Remember to apply the gold-standard rule of "Phil always lies" to his freaky body language. If he claims he can't control the shit he does, he can. If he claims he can control it, he can't.
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I don't think he can control his snorts, he does sneak-snorts in moments like that. For example when he had Kat on his stream the very first time, as she's answering a chat question DSP turns away from her slightly and does a very quiet snort. Tevin caught it and replayed it several times which is why I remember it.

Take the bankruptcy call, I counted 3 snorts (and a lot of throat clears). I don't know of any unedited moments where he was able to control his snorting and to claim he can even do that, to me, gives him way too much credit. He doesn't have the fortitude or self-control to stop snorting.

I'm not sure why the self-control meme persists when we all know he has zero ability to do that.
 
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fuckshitsnake said:
Additionally, what's stopping him from saying he needs to take a bathroom break, turning off cam and mic, hitting the piss jug, and then sitting there on Champions for the remaining 29 minutes before flicking the cam/mic back on?
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Oh the camera's on! The camera's been on the whole time huh? *autistic rocking* Helloooooo~
 
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Bills, bills everywhere endless bills

For a guy that never leaves the house , has no kids or holidays no hobbies or interests- This mature adult male is either a lier or absolutely insane
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gobsmackedmortician said:
Bills, bills everywhere endless bills

For a guy that never leaves the house , has no kids or holidays no hobbies or interests- This mature adult male is either a lier or absolutely insane
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Yeah. Let's not forget the debt he had erased less than a year ago in a bankruptcy. Really makes ya think 🤔
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
I don't think he can control his snorts, he does sneak-snorts in moments like that. For example when he had Kat on his stream the very first time, as she's answering a chat question DSP turns away from her slightly and does a very quiet snort. Tevin caught it and replayed it several times which is why I remember it.

Take the bankruptcy call, I counted 3 snorts (and a lot of throat clears). I don't know of any unedited moments where he was able to control his snorting and to claim he can even do that, to me, gives him way too much credit. He doesn't have the fortitude or self-control to stop snorting.

I'm not sure why the self-control meme persists when we all know he has zero ability to do that.
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Maybe it's a nervous tick. When he did the interview with the Quartering he never snorted or did a throat clear. And that was over 2 hours long. So he either had "hte right air" or he snorts any time he is spinning his sweet little lies
 
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LolCowCentral said:
Yeah. Let's not forget the debt he had erased less than a year ago in a bankruptcy. Really makes ya think 🤔
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A bankruptcy which allowed him to retain, to our knowledge and all available outward appearances, one hundred percent of his previous standard of living. He gave up absolutely nothing save for his credit score and ability to acquire further lines of credit, both of which were already in the tank anyway, and got six figures' worth of debt wiped away.

This is why I say attacking him (not trying to upset him, mind you, because that shit's hilarious) is useless. You cannot shame or otherwise emotionally injure a man like Phil Burnell, because he possesses no sense of shame. If his material needs are met then he simply does not care. That much is evident in how he interacts with and treats other people, and I'm sure is Reason Number One why Kat is (possibly) still with him, because he has no interest in touching her or associating with her to any significant degree. If she is washing his skidmarked underwear and occasionally muddling together some slop somewhat resembling food, he doesn't care what else she does.

You cannot wound a creature which has no central nervous system. All you can do is pour salt and watch it retract and wither.
 
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