What's a harmless prank to play on my girlfriend for April fool's?

[Ted Kaczynski]

I want to prank my girlfriend but I don't want to do anything that would make her cry. What's an innocent joke I can play on her for April fool's?

 

[Reshiram Battle.mp3]

write note on paper saying april fools
put in box, wrap and seal firmly
put in another box, wrap and seal
continue for over 6 layers. preferably into double digits, if you have enough boxes.
"hey babe i got you a gift"
ez

 

[knobslobbin]

Head on over to that pegging thread for more "prank" inspirations with your "girlfriend".

 

[Kier]

One of my personal favorites I have pulled as I told her I was baking her a cookie and then made a cookie cake, but I took a 1 inch pvc tube to cut it into tiny cylinders and stacked like a 3ft high by 1 inch cookie. The only picture I have of it would dox myself, but it was pretty amazing.

 

[Lokenstien]

Tell her you post on Kiwi farms and 4chan like a true clown.

 

[Swiss46]

Next time you're having sex pee and say you climaxed.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

<Shirley> it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting ready to get in the shower
<Shirley> and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop
<Shirley> and threw it at her
<Shirley> and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!"

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Make her drink apple juice instead of beer or something.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Show her your kiwi account

she's seen it

 

[NyQuilninja]

she's seen it

And you still have a girl friend?

 

[Reshiram Battle.mp3]

she's seen it

fucking based

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

And you still have a girl friend?

yes.

fucking based

she laughed

 

[NyQuilninja]

yes.

she laughed

Very based

 

[TheRetardKing]

Whoopee cushion.​

 

[Peep Plops]

Troon out

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

You gotta take her out in public with a diamond ring and propose to her, and if she says yes, you snatch the diamond from her finger, stick it down your pants and say "April Fools, bitch!"

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Tell her you're pregnant.

 

[naught sock account 1]

rape of course silly...

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Tell her your pregnant.

Tell her that her best friend is pregnant and you’re the father.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Anime avatar her ass!

 

[Punished Benis]

Rape