Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Can anyone tell me WHY Bibi is still engaging with clotso??? Serious speculations plz

Here's an answer that isn't speculation at all: He isn't, she's delusional.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Can anyone tell me WHY Bibi is still engaging with clotso??? Serious speculations plz

Well, she is using his name here, but she only said he made her favorite dish. She said nothing about him inviting her big fat slut ass over to partake of it.

Lies and misdirection. Our big old Chin-bag.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Unless there's a video of them from tonight, I don't buy it. Maybe she nagged him to let her come over for a birthday dinner, but I don't see why he'd allow it with a new surge in the pandemic. I don't believe it happened.

ETA: she was streaming till almost 7pm, and posted this before 9, so even if she did have dinner there (which I don't believe. Chantal lies), he didn't give her much time.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Blech. Now she's going to revel in the questions from the next live. "OMG Chantal, you saw Bibi!" "How was it?" "Did you spend the night?" As she smugly and coyly tries to "protect Bibi's privacy." Retch, retch, and more retch.

 

[Bingeville]

As much as I’m living for the schadenfreude of chantal’s non-existent dating life, it just goes to show that she doesn’t know what she wants and it makes it impossible to follow through.

She wants a sex-crazed dude for a one night stand, but when they make the offer, she’s offended that they don’t want to get to know her at all before meeting.

She wants a man with good hygeine and who keeps up appearances, but is quick to judge when they have large collection of selfies on their profiles and somehow always comments that their cologne usage is offputting.

She wants a man with manners, but when she comes across passive personalities like Peetz or Bubble Tea Frank, she considers them limp-dicked beta soyboys.

And furthermore, she wants the instant gratification of a quick texter, but gets annoyed when men are persistent about sex or to-the-point.

It’s comical that her standards are this high and worse, inconsistent, despite her myriad of health failures, insecurities, and physical limitations.

Like, really, would she bring her cpap machine to the hotel? Can she even make it to the hotel room without having to take breaks every 5 steps? This is a woman who stays in her kitchen all day because she physically can’t move around her apartment.

At any rate, watching a middle-aged Canuckistani woman lust over men like a 15 year old at a sleepover is fun.

What she really wants, but will never find, is a normal guy (non-feeder) who sees what she really looks like, and still wants to be with her.

 

[frenchie pouteene]

She is trying to elude that she was at Bibi's tonight for dinner. She is so full of shit. Food food food food, fatso that's all she lives for. She lifted a picture of a dinner he has made previous and posted it. After all the rejection and shit that she is pretending that is going on with these dating sites, as said above, she wants a hook up but when they call her on it, she shits herself (probably literally too) and then makes up stories.

Leave Bibi alone you fat clot.

No video - didn't happen. I want to see her and Bibi in the kitchen cooking together, or her at the pig trough eating with Bibi watching.

Just not and didnt't happen.

She already has the idoits in her comment section saying ohhhh so thats where you were going??? All for attention.

 

[Richie Richard]

She is so amped up on the male attention that she made a date with Bibi, incredible. Can you imagine the confidence she strutted in there with after that starbucks employee fell in love with her at first sight? She mentioned she was going to have to "poo poo" after her drink so you know she blew up Bibi's bathroom upon arrival and then regaled him with sexy tinder tales.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Wait, did she completely not mention the hot Saudi with the horse dick that was in the running for her upcoming hotel visit? In the mind-blowingly boring live last night she spent a lot of time talking about the dick pics he sent and their hot conversation.

 

[RussianBlonde]

but I don't see why he'd allow it with a new surge in the pandemic.

Because not everyone is a government listening, obedient sheep who's idea of living is existing and breathing without zero quality of life. Also, staying apart clearly doesn't work, otherwise you know, it would have worked.

Plus it didn't happen anyway.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

Horndog Chantal is quickly becoming my least favorite Chantal, if only because the (mostly imaginary) male attention has cranked her obnoxious factor up to 11. I've got my fingers crossed for a depressed mukbinge, when online dating doesn't work out the way she hopes it will. A little bit of "all men are scum," a dash of "Sham is the only man I need in my life," and plenty of weiner shaming. Her Platonic Life Partner™ will sit idly by her side, holding his hamburger like a Neanderthal and half-clearing his throat in agreement as she youknowwhatImeans through her catty tirade. The icing on the shitcake would be if she accidentally admits that she asked Bibi to be FWBs and he turned her down. Again.

 

[M.T. Graves]

She posted an extremely old picture of food he cooked years ago and made up a story. Guaranteed he hasn’t responded to any of chantals texts since she moved out. This manic, sex crazed cycle is a new and interesting development in what was becoming an extremely predictable series of events.

 

[Baby Beluga]

Coming next! Moody Doody will have business cards made that claim she is a famout YouTube Influencer/Celebrity/Goddess and that they are invited to visit her wonduferously fantastically super duper interesting YouTube channel to experience nirvana. She will coyly smile and slip one of these business cards (with a cute, sexy pic of herself on said card) to the unsuspecting male fast food/coffee shop window workers while inviting them to check out her channel, (wink wink) I mean, come on, they all want her, why shouldn't she use that to her advantage as they surely would, at the very least, become new subscribers.

 

[Barbarella]

I only watched 5 minutes of her live, but did she mention she was going to Bibi’s?

Im inclined to believe that’s an old picture too. Or, maybe he made it and dropped leftovers at her door with a note, but he didn’t see her. She’d have never shut up about it.

 

[Amyny143]

Can anyone tell me WHY Bibi is still engaging with clotso??? Serious speculations plz

Pity.

 

[Latenightcheez]

Because not everyone is a government listening, obedient sheep who's idea of living is existing and breathing without zero quality of life. Also, staying apart clearly doesn't work, otherwise you know, it would have worked.

Plus it didn't happen anyway.

Tell me you’re an anti-masker without actually telling me you’re an anti-masker

 

[Darth Bino]

I've been busy lately so I wasn't able to comment on Chantel's disastrous birthday week but jeeeeezus! I think what we are witnessing is someone going through a legitimate mid-life crisis. The way she tried to laugh off the starbucks employee calling her ma'am today. Chantel, you don't look young at all. You literally look like every middle aged cafeteria lady that works in a school.

It's also obvious she's going thru a mid life crisis because she's trying to relive her youth. She's eating enough edibles to knock out a small elephant and then going on livestream. Livestreaming while on edibles has to be the stupidest thing a person can do. Also Chantel has apparently went from not knowing how to use tinder to becoming the most proficient tinder user I have ever seen in just a week. It just coincidentally happens to be on her birthday week too. I know good looking girls that have trouble matching with people on tinder but apparently Chantel is just so irresistible that she is matching with tons of guys. She has a story about a new guy every day now.

Frank looks like your every day average joe but he also looks like he wouldn't be out of place in an episode of To Catch a Predator. I think a guy like Frank is the best Chantel can hope for but that wasn't enough. She now has to tell the audience about how these guys with perfect abs and body all want her. Dude, these are stories high school kids make up. It's super sad that this 40 year old woman is making up these stories to her viewers. Chantel somehow manages to always hit a new low.

Also the fact that Chantel kept saying that she was gonna eat whatever she wants because it's her birthday week and now that it's over, she's still eating whatever she wants. This has got to be the saddest birthday I've ever seen. There's probably people in prison that have better birthdays than Chinny. There's probably people in prison living more fulfilling lives than Chinny. Honestly Chantel should just cut her losses and either marry Peetz or karatejoe because those are the only guys pathetic enough to say yes to her undoubtedly livestreamed future youtube proposal.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I only watched 5 minutes of her live, but did she mention she was going to Bibi’s?

She said she was going somewhere but wouldn’t say where it was until after it happened.

 

[boxybum]

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wonder if she gave ol’ Beebs the rundown on her epic tinder experiences in a futile attempt to make him jealous?

Isn't this an old picture?

 

[Barbarella]

It’s a plate I don’t recognize on a tablecloth.

That’s all I got.

 

[ThisWillBeFun]

Chantal still lies.