Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[brooky]

Imagine trying to beat your meat to phone sex and getting a constant barrage of her Nelson Muntz cackles, belches, and SHAM!

 

[Blue Eyed Wonder]

Seriously .why doesn’t Chins get a job as a phone sex worker ? No one will see her , she’ll be able to work out some of her horny , she’s up all night anyway . she’ll be earning some legit cash and she can work from home or a hospital bed as will inevitably be the case

Because I'm fairly certain that she never has had phone sex, and has no idea how to.

 

[DongMiguel]

Imagine trying to beat your meat to phone sex and getting a constant barrage of her Nelson Muntz cackles, belches, and SHAM!

And ending every sentence with, "you know what I mean?".

Chantal is not quick enough mentally to handle being a phone sex operator and no, I'm not suggesting it's a job that requires a lot of mental fire power. It's just, you have to be able to keep the mood and she's too dumb to string a few sentences together without killing the mood - either with an overused filler word, an inappropriate laugh or a verbal tic that freaks the customer out.

 

[Zezeba]

Seriously .why doesn’t Chins get a job as a phone sex worker ? No one will see her , she’ll be able to work out some of her horny , she’s up all night anyway . she’ll be earning some legit cash and she can work from home or a hospital bed as will inevitably be the case

This would be going the Angey Lee route. Not that Chantal is against emulating others since she has no original ideas, she just hasn't noticed Angey yet (not that anyone should) so it most likely hasn't occurred to her.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

So what have we learned from this one? She tells all these stories whilst in the Starbucks drive-thru while being served by some unwitting teenaged barista WHO TOTALLY WANTS TO FUCK HER because he smiled in her general direction...

...and if some drive-thru guy ever smiled in her general direction and then said "Hey, wanna fuck?"... Cpl. Chantal would solder on to the farthest outpost of the dark parking lot to bolt her burger assholes, but she'd first pause her car, and in her inimitable, oppositionally-defiant, pseudo-French Canadian way, say...

“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. ​

"I fart in your general direction!​

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.”​

​

Because Chantal has no idea what she wants...(other than moar stuff food.)

 

[Gay Mouth]

Because I'm fairly certain that she never has had phone sex, and has no idea how to.

POOPOOZ IN THE KICHINNNNNNA.
Heehee! *rat face*
La voce malvagia: You ready to beeze, Sham?
*throat clearing hack* -click-
Hey. Hey stud. I heard you like chubby girls.

 

[Perspicacity]

And ending every sentence with, "you know what I mean?".

Chantal is not quick enough mentally to handle being a phone sex operator and no, I'm not suggesting it's a job that requires a lot of mental fire power. It's just, you have to be able to keep the mood and she's too dumb to string a few sentences together without killing the mood - either with an overused filler word, an inappropriate laugh or a verbal tic that freaks the customer out.

Unless you're into chewing and farting loudly into the phone. I'm sure Chantal already makes bank doing this for her desperate paypigs.

 

[Pizza Sloth]

If that was one of Malan's dinners it was either (1) a snapshot from a couple of years ago, or (2) he finally caved from her stalking him with msgs., dropped off something very belatedly "for her birthday week"...then, just like the UberEats delivery guise who totally want to have secks with her rang the doorbell, threw some slop at her doorstep while turning tail, and fled screaming into the night.

But, since we didn't actually see her eating it with both hooves, then sucking the grease off her sausage digits, all the while waxing in delirium that it's proof that Malan's surely carrying a red-hot torch for her...I'm going with (1).

I'm not ruling out an April Fools Joke either. I would think if she was going to see Beebs she'd up the make-up game and not wear the weekday house shirt... that she'd want to give him a little more than frumpy. But it's also Chantal.

I also don't see her actually hooking up with anyone. Many pointed out she's socially awkward, and she's gotten much larger over time, the health issues, and on top of that, the surgical scar and seems to get weird abscesses often.

 

[Blue Roses]

Out of curiosity.... will the THC consumption disqualify her from WLS? I know its legal in Canada, but are there medical repercussions?

It is where we get the stoner stereotype of the worthless lazy asshole. Chantal is flying headlong into this trap, and I find it extremely concerning that she hasn’t mentioned her THC use to her physicians, given the number of pharmaceuticals she is taking.

There is a chef's kiss* beauty to this blazed and confused era of pothead Chantal: THC is highly lipophilic. It really likes to hang out in fat tissue for a long time. If any of her providers cares to check her cannabis use she won't be able to lie about it; she'll be peeing dirty for months. There's even research to suggest the possibility of "reintoxification" if she ever goes into a calorie deficit (or stress state like surgery) wherein lipolysis can release THC from fat stores back into the blood. Needless to mention the effect this could have on her already diminished cognitive function. Don't know about the rules where she lives for WLS but transplant committees will turn patients down if they have positive drug screens even if the substance is legal; if her liver function reaches that dire level she'd be SOL.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Shes a THC camel

 

[DailyPleb]

The unprompted forced laugh she does is really odd. She audibly laughs (for no clear reason, nobody said anything funny) but her face doesn’t change at all - it’s almost creepy. It’s worse when she does it whilst cramming in sloppy wings covered in blue cheese when she’s clearly already full to bursting.

https://youtu.be/tXG2y-EpVro

3.55 Bruce Bruce. She learned from one of the (big fat) greats. She can bullshit her way through life all she wants, but her dead eyes will always give it away.

 

[thejackal]

Last night was pretty seriously disturbing, even for long time Chantal viewers she's entering a level of insanity that is bordering on needing institutional help. She was bragging about taking down a 100mg edible and her viewers were egging on her dopamine hit with her chat's terrifying combination of feeders, fellow (less) fat chicks and other lonely tortured souls.

I think she is on the verge of a cardiac event, perhaps another embolism. Or, failing that, a car accident or a chest infection that turns into pneumonia. Her brain is starved of O2 as is, she's losing neural function rapidly. Her health is declining exponentially and she's leaning into it with absurd amounts of edibles and food. What's next? Pills? A booze saga? I guess we'll find out. One thing about Chantal, she's happy to fucking document all of it for a few sheckels.

 

[It'sBecauseICare]

OK here is my Bibi meal theory:

1. She garnished enough sympathy for her "favorite meal" with his favorite Starbucks drink included (remember she picked up 2 yesterday on her way to "somewhere").
2. He reluctantly agreed, "But don't forget my Starbucks."
3. She messaged him from her car that she was there and ready for the trade-off. She didn't need to be dolled up for a door-only appearance.
4. He carefully placed the meal in front of the door, using his least favorite plate, "You can just keep it."
5. The no-contact delivery took place without incident.

This explains the 2 Starbucks drinks, the lack of Chantal beautification, the neatly dished-up meal with appropriate serving sizes, and the lack of detailed explanation of said meal (she ate it alone in her car).

Also, where is last night's live? Anyone? Anyone? Even Thor disappoints.

 

[Myra]

Her channel reveals she has streamed a modest 49 times within the past month (not including deletions) and my guess is that as long as her fans friends keep watching, she'll keep doing them. Some of her followers have expressed in the comments that they are tired of watching just lives but she ignores them because it is so much easier to chat with her buddies stoned out of her mind than it is to take the time to prepare some semblance of content. Anyway, it's all about Chantal all the time and she seriously is one of the most self-absorbed people I've come across both on the Internet and IRL.

Spoiler

[/spolier]

 

[Baby Beluga]

My theory on the “Bibi made dinner for me” mystery is that Bibi did, in fact, make her dinner. Not Bibi, her ex, but Bibi’s the restaurant. She either picked up the food at Bibi’s Restaurant and brought it home or had it delivered. She then dug the plate out of the cupboard, arranged the food on the plate and snapped a pic to post. She confidently boasts that Bibi made her dinner, knowing her viewers will assume it was her ex and wanting them to think exactly that.

Just my conspiracy theory.

 

[thejackal]

Four years of youtube:

Spoiler

She actually had a bit of a neck then.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Just for you beezers...

Deleted April Fool's Livestream

Funny how none of the reaction channels or re-upload channels want to grab these when they can't hide that it came from the Kiwi Farms.

e: I thought I cut off all of the "dead" time at the end (I was off beezin' when she ended it) but there's still an hour of nothing but the "not available" screen at the end. Really sorry, I'll update the link when I get that cut off and re-uploaded to MEGA. In the meantime, rest assured there is nothing worth watching once her livestream ends.

e2: @Hamberlard Raid has locally archived the stream and clipped off the end.

 

[M.T. Graves]

OK here is my Bibi meal theory:

1. She garnished enough sympathy for her "favorite meal" with his favorite Starbucks drink included (remember she picked up 2 yesterday on her way to "somewhere").
2. He reluctantly agreed, "But don't forget my Starbucks."
3. She messaged him from her car that she was there and ready for the trade-off. She didn't need to be dolled up for a door-only appearance.
4. He carefully placed the meal in front of the door, using his least favorite plate, "You can just keep it."
5. The no-contact delivery took place without incident.

This explains the 2 Starbucks drinks, the lack of Chantal beautification, the neatly dished-up meal with appropriate serving sizes, and the lack of detailed explanation of said meal (she ate it alone in her car).

Also, where is last night's live? Anyone? Anyone? Even Thor disappoints.

You know what explains 2 Starbucks drinks? The giant hambeast that bought them and drank both.

 

[12345]

Seriously .why doesn’t Chins get a job as a phone sex worker ? No one will see her , she’ll be able to work out some of her horny , she’s up all night anyway . she’ll be earning some legit cash and she can work from home or a hospital bed as will inevitably be the case

She would either get grossed out or offended by what people wanted her to do if she freaked out about her Onlyfan requests. Phone sex is all about saying yes and pleasing the person calling and she would expect it to be all about her, and she'd probably think she was dating anyone who happened to get her twice.

Also too much work.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Just for you beezers...

Deleted April Fool's Livestream

Funny how none of the reaction channels or re-upload channels want to grab these when they can't hide that it came from the Kiwi Farms.

e: I thought I cut off all of the "dead" time at the end (I was off beezin' when she ended it) but there's still an hour of nothing but the "not available" screen at the end. Really sorry, I'll update the link when I get that cut off and re-uploaded to MEGA. In the meantime, rest assured there is nothing worth watching once her livestream ends.

You're the real MVP, I doff my fedora to thee. Praise KOC's magic!
I managed to pull your file from MEGA, split it, snip off the end piece, and will archive it here locally!
Here's the April Fool's stream, split into twelve parts...