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Man of the People John Walker Flynt, taunting someone for not having Porsches. What a piece of shit.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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They really should have gotten you an animeized John Goodman.
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Interesting, John accidentally primed himself to make an honest statement.
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I don't know. Describing a pair of bat wings hanging from toothpicks as something as impressive as noodles still sounds like a lie to me.
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"There is no record of any adoption."
"Now, I am adopted."
THIS FUCKING NIGGER.
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Good work John, your deep-dive investigation matches up exactly with that of the @orlandosentinel, way to go!
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe
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John's adoption claims are so stupid they make me head hurt. As usual with John, he's too lazy to do even basic research. He claims that he was born in West Virginia, but his birth is registered in Virginia. States do issue a new birth certificate after an adoption, but the certificate is issued by the state where the child was born, not the state where the adoptive parents live.
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I think that's a bit black and white oversimplification.
It's not if you have *A* Porsche, it's *HOW MANY*
I mean, it's not like you just get one Porsche and that's enough
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(btw, did anyone archive that tweet?)
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Honestly good on magdraws for finding a way to scam the scammer.
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What I wouldn't give to track down and interview John's parents and have them go on record blowing out of the water all his claims about being a poor little adopted girl disowned for coming out as--horror!--bisexual. To have firsthand evidence of the truth that John is a spoiled fat rich kid who was finally cut off for being a complete money sink and total failure would be quite wonderful indeed. A pipe dream, to be sure, but a good dream.
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Yes John this was pretty fucking stupid, you dumb fucking redneck.
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why did john even troon out if he wanted to act all "machismo" like this?! oohh I am a car guy! I drive old porches!! I did a stupid man mistake guise hehe... why did you troon out john if you were gonna be the same soy faced male feminist even after conversion?
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Post-vaccine productivity at Giant Space Kat/Rebellion PAC continues to soar to new heights.
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Is this some leather-care trick im unaware of or should he not be using a DEhumidifier?
Sonichu-choo trainwreck
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Its a safety thing. It's for fire suppression b/c her engine is combustible
I know, I know it's a cheap shot to go after an incidental typo...except....
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Do you know how much John has sacrificed? On Good Friday too!
No word on what the original tweet was but maybe he got his ass kicked for bragging about going to Disneyland or something.
John is a HERO, the rest of you are DOGSHIT, FUCK YOU
No word on what the original tweet was but maybe he got his ass kicked for bragging about going to Disneyland or something.
John is a HERO, the rest of you are DOGSHIT, FUCK YOU
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Ah yes, the great and noble sacrifice that all Branch Covidians practice: sitting around on your ass all day, gorging on delivery food while playing vidya and binging whatever's available on streaming. John is truly an inspiration to us all.
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John's going on quite the rant-n-delete lately
anyone else gettng the feeling even he's realizing he's just not electable.
it would be funny if those tweets bubble back up if he tried to run again
anyone else gettng the feeling even he's realizing he's just not electable.
it would be funny if those tweets bubble back up if he tried to run again
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John got the bitch version of the vaccine so he could still catch it, I'm gonn be a real man and get either Sputnik V or the J&J one, like a chad alpha man.