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I swear I remember hearing somewhere that he likes things that are hot like a sauna...
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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I swear I remember hearing somewhere that he likes things that are hot like a sauna...
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Get ready for a Vegas summer, Russ. If you thought it would get hot in SLC, you are in for a time. But I’m sure the AC in the car that you totally drive and really exists is up to the task.
As someone who comes from a place notorious for its rain, I can say there is no better way to ingratiate yourself to locals than by complaining about the weather in a place known for an extreme climate that you moved to for frivolous reasons.
As someone who comes from a place notorious for its rain, I can say there is no better way to ingratiate yourself to locals than by complaining about the weather in a place known for an extreme climate that you moved to for frivolous reasons.
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Meh, he tried. I'm assuming he's one of us so I'm not gonna be a dick about it. Not everyone is great at story-telling, especially on the spot.
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"But it's a dry heat!"
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I swear I remember hearing somewhere that he likes things that are hot like a sauna...
>complains about the heat
There are parts that are good, but I was pretty shit-faced. He might have been too, since it kind of reminded me of an episode of Drunk History.
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Does anyone know how to spoof a location for Tinder, Bumble, Grindr etc? Not to fuck with ratmouth or anything of course, I'm just curious what his perception of a desirable profile would be on those apps. Also I'm just straight up curious if the guy has a Grindr after the rentboy arc.
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Pretty sure tinder is letting anyone choose their own location all this month, so maybe some lucky lady (or dude signed up as one) can find our lil buddy...
According to posts (allegedly by him) on reddit, he was supposedly on grindr but kept getting ghosted once he would show his face. Never got any real proof that was really him though. Was u/lanky-bottle posting in r/grindr I think.
He was also using Facebook dating. He showed a bit of his profile but it was just his usual "I'm a real cool dude who plays music and has a paralegal degree" boring stuff.
He has also complained a bunch about all the dating sites, so who knows which ones he might be on now.
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Oh shit I had no idea this was a thing. I thought your screenshot looked like just a regular text message interface and the contact said "fb" on the end, so I assumed one of his creepy dms "worked" so to speak.
So I made a fake Tinder and set location to Vegas and couldn't find him. Based on the profiles I did see, I doubt it would be all that interesting unless he had photos or something that he doesn't use on other social media. I've never used tinder before, so if someone else knows a better way to find him there other than maniacally swiping through Vegas singles, please do.
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I know he used to use backpage to find hookers. There was also some sort of "sex worker twitter" he was trying to join at one point. Plus he treats LinkedIn and Instagram as dating sites too, so really it's anyone's guess what he's on.
As long as he can send DMs it's fair game.
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Russell, you have dozens — perhaps hundreds — of followers who are impatiently clamoring to see your next creation. That’s more than most artists achieve in a lifetime.
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He wants it always to sound like he's working in the legal field/for a law firm would be my guess.
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He treats all the girls on Instagram as if they're sex workers who are showing off the goods before he buys. There was one particularly attractive young woman who had "NO ESCORT" on her profile and Russ was genuinely confused because he thinks every woman on social media is selling sex.
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Same reason he gets blocked and banned from strip clubs and topless bars and places like Hooters. Just because the waitress looks good doesn't mean you get to proposition her or whatever Russ does.
I think I may have found the music video girl. She's Russian and makes music videos and dance choreography stuff for people.
She's also followed by Russ on Instagram.
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Not sure if this review is our homie, but it's definitely a name he'd use:
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He thinks ALL women who use their appearance to make money are selling sex. There was some woman who did little girls' birthday parties dressed as a mermaid and Russ DMed her, then gave her a one-star review when she didn't respond. She had the review removed so I think it's not a leap to assume he was asking something inappropriate in his messages.
What @SteveGoatman said. He hopes people will think he has some sort of legal or professional job, that way if someone finds out what he really does, he thinks they can't accuse him of lying. That's what the whole "I have college degree and work at a law firm" thing was about. He was hoping people would think he was a lawyer without him saying that.
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Dude's got at least a bit of a mermaid fetish.
There was that one you mentioned, Squirrel Girl and quite a few others he follows on Instagram do mermaid cosplay. If she's one of his insta follows who do cosplay shoots, I guarantee that a mermaid/Ariel is one of them.
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There's also this, that lines up with the Spotify ad he was talking about a few weeks back.Same reason he gets blocked and banned from strip clubs and topless bars and places like Hooters. Just because the waitress looks good doesn't mean you get to proposition her or whatever Russ does.
I think I may have found the music video girl. She's Russian and makes music videos and dance choreography stuff for people.
She's also followed by Russ on Instagram.
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Not sure if this review is our homie, but it's definitely a name he'd use:
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And yeah, he really wants to fuck a mermaid.
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I remember Squirrel Girl. He insulted her love of squirrels because he thought it was weird, therefore she shouldn't post about it, because Russ gets to decide how you live your life.
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Because you are only responding to the lowest priced offers, and so is every other cheapskate, Shitlips. Gotta be lucky in the low-end online market!
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Nigga what? What kind of depraved house do you live in? Kitchen table is for the KITCHEN-for breakfast and lunch and shit, while the dining room table is in the DINING ROOM for dinner and holidays