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Boogie is probably trash at Magic.
Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.
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HeyMoon
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lol, those Stats are way off too.
shoashuffle
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Ya know, all he has ever talked about when it comes to magic is the most entry-level/basic shit. All he cares about is rarity and prices, has he ever once talked about archetypes he likes using or what decks he has personally constructed?
HeyMoon
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Not that I recall. I think it's clear he's doing this for monetary reasons only. He's already admitted to tax-fraud, so nothing would surprise me.
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so many large people die every day and this fat juggerboo is not getting the message, hope his funeral is livestreamed. from the excavators digging the hole to the beeping as the forklift backs up to the hole with him loaded on
kiwiburgerplanet
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I honestly hope that happens, and when they come across Boogie I hope we hear "Ugh Boogie, and they just toss it."
The interesting thing is boogie should be dead, but he is not because he has a good life. The point I am making is he claims to be miserable unhappy, but like we all know it is BS. He gets to be fat; pay mongrels average looking women for sex (sometimes below average); stay at home and play games. For work does the most minimal effort content. Asides from obesity stress is not a factor in his lifestyle. This and how modern medicine can extend the life of a fat waste of space like Boogie is why he has survived for so long. It just delays the inevitable. Boogie will suffer from his obesity. We see this somewhat as he is winded from tiny walks, and is already limping.
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None Drunk Username
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Boogie loves it when people make fun of him for being fat because then he can play the victim card hard for asspats. S&T exposed him for being a genuinely awful person and that's why he hated it.
Hotel in Minsk
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Just got home from school, another day being fat in the 9th grade, let me put my backpack down and see what my favorite YT creator is up to today. Oh, talking about 18 year olds whoring themselves out and OnlyFans - again?
But...but....they were outsourced! The porn blogs written in my exact cadence from 2004 signed "-Boogie" at the end with my name/pictures covering the blog were outsourced! You see, back in '04 when I was living on disability and running creepy porn blogs, I was actually SO successful that I was employing others out of the goodness of my heart!
He doesn't care guys, honestly, he swears. In fact he's so aloof to the comments calling out his hypocrisy when it comes to sexualizing 18 year olds, that he's already forgotten about it while he's performing HAMS on a Fayetteville 4 off of Seeking Arrangements that is definitely real, and definitely not a prostitute, just a cool gal who likes watching Marvel movies in his toy mansion. (This person does not exist, Boogie will be liking Tweets congratulating him on fake weight loss all throughout the night until he falls asleep at the reasonable hour of 7:00 A.M)
Please do not mind the fact that I've stated on air that I do not allow morality to guide my decision making and instead refer to whatever the local age of consent laws are to decide who my next grooming victim is. Also, never mind the fact that I essentially held a 19 year old pornstar hostage in my home, lied about it, and then lit up more gleefully than ever before when asked on the H3 podcast how young she was and couldn't stop laughing when exclaiming/creepily bragging that she wasn't old enough to drink. (Now that I think about it, if you check out random vids going back 3 years, he always has handles of vodka laying around his kitchen. His friends used to come over for game night every now and then, kinda weird).
Forget about those blogs I felt so comfortable making I plastered my name all over them, they were posted in 2004! Which means that he was only like what, 30 years old? Practically a kid! Remember that Steven believes he has the mind of a 14 year old, so back then he was only like 10!
Like Frank said, if Boogie wasn't so morbidly obese, he absolutely would have gotten to a child by now. He should thank his dead teacher of the year winning mom for her fictional abuse leading to his massive size otherwise he'd be inmate #58933 in an Arkansas state prison right now.
But...but....they were outsourced! The porn blogs written in my exact cadence from 2004 signed "-Boogie" at the end with my name/pictures covering the blog were outsourced! You see, back in '04 when I was living on disability and running creepy porn blogs, I was actually SO successful that I was employing others out of the goodness of my heart!
He doesn't care guys, honestly, he swears. In fact he's so aloof to the comments calling out his hypocrisy when it comes to sexualizing 18 year olds, that he's already forgotten about it while he's performing HAMS on a Fayetteville 4 off of Seeking Arrangements that is definitely real, and definitely not a prostitute, just a cool gal who likes watching Marvel movies in his toy mansion. (This person does not exist, Boogie will be liking Tweets congratulating him on fake weight loss all throughout the night until he falls asleep at the reasonable hour of 7:00 A.M)
Please do not mind the fact that I've stated on air that I do not allow morality to guide my decision making and instead refer to whatever the local age of consent laws are to decide who my next grooming victim is. Also, never mind the fact that I essentially held a 19 year old pornstar hostage in my home, lied about it, and then lit up more gleefully than ever before when asked on the H3 podcast how young she was and couldn't stop laughing when exclaiming/creepily bragging that she wasn't old enough to drink. (Now that I think about it, if you check out random vids going back 3 years, he always has handles of vodka laying around his kitchen. His friends used to come over for game night every now and then, kinda weird).
Forget about those blogs I felt so comfortable making I plastered my name all over them, they were posted in 2004! Which means that he was only like what, 30 years old? Practically a kid! Remember that Steven believes he has the mind of a 14 year old, so back then he was only like 10!
Like Frank said, if Boogie wasn't so morbidly obese, he absolutely would have gotten to a child by now. He should thank his dead teacher of the year winning mom for her fictional abuse leading to his massive size otherwise he'd be inmate #58933 in an Arkansas state prison right now.
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Chris Jericho's Penis
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What extends his life now will also extend his suffering when the end comes. It'll be a drawn-out, messy affair.
Five Star Man
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In a case like this, when it rains, it pours. You are right about that. People attribute a cockroach like invulnerability to Boogie because he's somehow still alive in spite of his advanced age and lifetime of hyper-obesity and poor health. The only thing that means is it hasn't fully caught up to him yet, but it certainly will.
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How original, ripping off the pokemon tcg. With all that free time and shit you could of at least ripped off magic (that you buy and "play") or invented your own thing, but you went for fucking pokemon.
With all the backpedaling this fat fuck has done, you would of thought he would of at least lost some weight......but I forget he sits or lays down 23 out of 24 hours a day.
Most people walk 3 blocks without even thinking about it. He still does this shit. Puts in the absolutely most minimal amount of effort and brags about it. This is from a couple years back but it’s still relevant to the bullshit he’s pulling with walking 3K steps a day and thinking it’s progress. Walks 3 blocks to gorge on lunch, counterproductive as fuck bro.
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V4L_Penis
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I can't believe he's actually publically confirmed that he used to run those porn blogs instead of just ignoring it or using the Shaggy defense. What a retard. This is gonna come back to bite him in the ass again and again
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This is so funny in so many ways.
First of all, why would anyone want Boogie's face inside a place they call home?
Who are the other people in the deck? I cannot imagine a worse card than Boogie.
How narcissistic do you have to be to create a card game with yourself as a character? (CWC not included)
Is Keem even still relevant anymore? I didn't know people still cared about stuff he did or said.
And can I just say the term 'cracking cards' is fucking dumb.
OlgaOfKiev
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I cannot believe any FLGS would waste valuable shelf space on a shitty pet project. How much did Boogie pay Keemstar to advertise this?
kiwiburgerplanet
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For me the take away is that his claims of mental health and psychological abuse are bogus. If he actually had those problems and stressors he would be dead by now. The only thing that legitimately causes him any stress is his fall from grace, ironically of his own making.
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I got a friend who is a complete bugman. Star Trek: Lower Decks, Beyond Space (or whatever it is), Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn, Camp Camp, Throw Throw Burrito, he absolutely won't shut up about them. I'm gonna show him this. He'll love it.
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Very interesting that he felt the need to specify adult porn. The rest of us that don't lust after kiddies don't need to specify *which* kind of porn we're talking about.
Boogie you fat pedo retard.