DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil keeps getting less silly and more depressing. The guy is sat in his office with his kiddie balloons celebrating his birthday by himself, going to eat his cake alone with his stream because even his 'wife' can't stomach him. No amount of wheelchair money can make up for what a pitiful existance he's wallowing in, the gatcha dopamine might last for so long but no doubt it'll become a point when even OiC can't bankroll Phil's habit.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

DSP has so many opportunities to actually "OWN THE TROLLS".

Instead of the cringiest decorations for a middle aged man
He should of bought those Alphabet Letter Balloons and spelled "Suck it Kiwifarms (KF to save money).

Or for 8 dollars (which is cheaper):

 

[00R-Gundam]

Just take a long look at this, it's just absolutely pathetic. This grown ass "man" took the time out of his BUSY schedule to stuff a bunch of birthday decorations behind himself. Streaming on your birthday isn't necessarily a bad thing, but he just looks so miserable and lonely it's woeful. He has zero friends, nobody to talk with/play with on his birthday stream(s), sat in a ridiculous vest waiting for tips to come in. He's ALMOST 40!!! Let that sink in! 40 years old! And look at him! Jeez..

Plus, who in their right mind does a "birthday week", especially at his age?!

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Its sad that he rather spend his bday with strangers on the internet than with friends and family. Thats pretty bloody sad if you ask me. Reap what you sow as they say

 

[NotValKilmer]

I'm trying to wrap my head around this. Phil consistently rants about streamers like Ninja and the game industry at large for "taking advantage of kids" with "stupid gimmicks". Then our 40 year old Phillip goes out and buys EPIC GAMER balloons, which let's be honest, are marketed to those same kids that he so valiantly defends against the evil colored hair muppet streamers. I'm just not getting it.


EDIT: It's doubtful for sure, but wouldn't it be great if Ninja had some kind of licensing for those balloons and Phil inadvertently just gave that fucker his money.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Those decorations are like something you would see at a spoiled 7 year olds birthday party . Holy shit.

Imagine if the cashier selling him the balloons decided to make smalltalk.

"Oh, someone is a lucky boy, is it your son's birthday?"

"y-yeah...haha..."

"How old is he today?"

"Uh..."

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

I'm suprised he never tried to play more fighting games despite humblebragging about being an "EVO CHAMPION" all the time a while ago.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I'm trying to wrap my head around this. Phil consistently rants about streamers like Ninja and the game industry at large for "taking advantage of kids" with "stupid gimmicks". Then our 40 year old Phillip goes out and buys EPIC GAMER balloons, which let's be honest, are marketed to those same kids that he so valiantly defends against the evil colored hair muppet streamers. I'm just not getting it.

wears wacky clothes
blows bubbles
spins in a chair
blows a party favor
kid's birthday decorations
acts wacky
talks about how life is AS AN ADULT

but it's OTHER streamers who entertain kids

 

[Paladin Derich]

wears wacky clothes
blows bubbles
spins in a chair
blows a party favor
kid's birthday decorations
acts wacky
talks about how life is AS AN ADULT

but it's OTHER streamers who entertain kids

Just like the poor folks in nursing homes that regress into child-like behavior, but at 39.

 

[Gramh]

"I try to put out meaningful content for you guys! Which is why I use cheap sound effects, 50% of my interaction is laughing the other half is complaining, and I get the premium $10 decorations for my special event streams! I'm not some children's entertainer!"

 

[Paladin Derich]

(And no, I'm not from Abbotsford. A fellow detractor provided the listing)

 

[NotValKilmer]

Should have bought these so he could put up the big 39 and show off how old the BIG BURFDAY BOY IS

 

[Coster]

I'm suprised he never tried to play more fighting games despite humblebragging about being an "EVO CHAMPION" all the time a while ago.

Phil's standard for fighting games is "is this Super Street Fighter II Turbo." According to him modern fighting games also have cursed netcode that has only gotten worse and inserts inputs he didn't do himself all the time. Damn detractor video games.

 

[Jasper2K]

Imagine if the cashier selling him the balloons decided to make smalltalk.

"Oh, someone is a lucky boy, is it your son's birthday?"

"y-yeah...haha..."

"How old is he today?"

"Uh..."

Well he HAS called Kat his Mom a few times so maybe she calls him his son?

 

[Paladin Derich]

Should have bought these so he could put up the big 39 and show off how old the BIG BURFDAY BOY IS
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I got you fam.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Phil's standard for fighting games is "is this Super Street Fighter II Turbo." According to him modern fighting games also have cursed netcode that has only gotten worse and inserts inputs he didn't do himself all the time. Damn detractor video games.

I enjoy the detractor meme since catching up on current events and get hearty laughs out of it.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Well he HAS called Kat his Mom a few times so maybe she calls him his son?

Has Kat ever appeared on camera or is she as rare as his supposed "cat son" who Ive never even seen a screen cap of or heard of until recently.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Gave some poor homeless fucker 10 bucks who was begging outside the dispensary. Said Happy Easter. Guy started crying.

Do not troll tip Phil. There are literal bums who will be more grateful for your quarters.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Phil has been making all this money and still hasn't taken kat on a honeymoon. Going to CT does not count lol.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Following in the footsteps of the brittany venti retards is never a good idea.

Phil has been making all this money and still hasn't taken kat on a honeymoon. Going to CT does not count lol.

When did this happen?

 

[Iron Hamster]

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(And no, I'm not from Abbotsford. A fellow detractor provided the listing)

Really went out on a limb (lol) there.