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Nick Gurs said:
Has Kat ever appeared on camera or is she as rare as his supposed "cat son" who Ive never even seen a screen cap of or heard of until recently.
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Jasper has had more screentime than Kat, her last sighting was over two years ago but it's assumed they still live together. The only photo evidence we see is a blurry picture taken from the doorway of Kat's room.

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Phil has been making all this money and still hasn't taken kat on a honeymoon. Going to CT does not count lol.
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Kat won't see Disneyland until Phil has bought out Scopley. I had the foolish notion that he might spend his $750 last week on some big blowout expense, still irresponsible but something other than WWE. But no, that cash went right into Scopley's pocket that night. The idea that Phil would save up for their honeymoon to Disneyland (because that's what normal people do?) is incompatible with his gatcha addiction. Not to mention I highly doubt Kat wants to spend any more time with Phil than is absolutely necessary.
 
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Filthy Greenskin said:
Jasper has had more screentime than Kat, her last sighting was over two years ago but it's assumed they still live together. The only photo evidence we see is a blurry picture taken from the doorway of Kat's room.



Kat won't see Disneyland until Phil has bought out Scopley. I had the foolish notion that he might spend his $750 last week on some big blowout expense, still irresponsible but something other than WWE. But no, that cash went right into Scopley's pocket that night. The idea that Phil would save up for their honeymoon to Disneyland (because that's what normal people do?) is incompatible with his gatcha addiction. Not to mention I highly doubt Kat wants to spend any more time with Phil than is absolutely necessary.
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How Kat is being described to me despite her probably being DSP's professional Tard Wrangler and he claims shes his wife in some semi delusional fantasy he is known for.

Also Calls Jasper a "cat son" as only a Tard would call a pet something like that.

So this is a possible canon theory.

Though does he have a wedding ring or something to prove hes actually married to Kat?

All I read was that he claimed to have Imported her from another state like some kind of mail order bride shit when there are actual jobs that require you to live with said Tard in the US.

Also in perfect tard fashion DSP doesnt know that you have to buy all the stocks of a company to own it, not all their products yet whales for commons and uncommons in gachas like only he and the rare Whale will do.

Was a good laugh at mentioning buying out Scopely :lol:
 
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DSM-IV said:
Gave some poor homeless fucker 10 bucks who was begging outside the dispensary. Said Happy Easter. Guy started crying.

Do not troll tip Phil. There are literal bums who will be more grateful for your quarters.
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I fully agree. In all seriousness, this is a season to show grace and mercy to those less fortunate than us. Phil is a reprobate cracker who makes more money than most of us by scamming the less than fortunate of our society.
 
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KatAgreesWithMe said:
Just take a long look at this, it's just absolutely pathetic. This grown ass "man"

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The most pathetic part was when Kat came home (during his day stream) and said:
"I think I hear my wife, yeah she's back home from work. I better close my door, I dont want her to hear me."

Out of all the breaks, I hope anyone hear should take 5 seconds to great your wife, husband (or wife boyfriend) and ask them how their day at work was.

What a shitty human being (hot take).
 
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Filthy Greenskin said:
Jasper has had more screentime than Kat, her last sighting was over two years ago but it's assumed they still live together. The only photo evidence we see is a blurry picture taken from the doorway of Kat's room.



Kat won't see Disneyland until Phil has bought out Scopley. I had the foolish notion that he might spend his $750 last week on some big blowout expense, still irresponsible but something other than WWE. But no, that cash went right into Scopley's pocket that night. The idea that Phil would save up for their honeymoon to Disneyland (because that's what normal people do?) is incompatible with his gatcha addiction. Not to mention I highly doubt Kat wants to spend any more time with Phil than is absolutely necessary.
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Out of curiosity I just googled "honeymoon spots in washington state" and found several gorgeous hotels with horseback riding, boating, biking, archery, and even axe-throwing (lol). Beautiful scenery and quiet. Perfect vacation spots for mature adults. But nope, phil wants cartoons and star wars.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
The last thing she would have wanted would have been to go back to work for a honeymoon.
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This is phil we are talking about here. There was a quote I saw about him on here where "Phil will use you and when you will no longer give he will get rid of you" and it very much applies to even Kat unfortunately.

Will enjoy the Khantent when she finally chooses to leave him.
 
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"Oh god is this guy not gonna play now? so now he is gonna drop out of the lobby,and now we are going to have a lobby with an empty spot...some asshole troll is gonna come in,god dammit!"

Why does he complain about trolls in street fighter? This is not a team based game,there is literally zero way of trolling him,the most you can do is stay still until he wins the round or two trolls can let the clock run out but that would make him waste a minute at most.

Edit: Someone named PigCultCucks keep joining his lobby and in typical Phil fashion he needs to tell eveyone that he is not triggered by it,he doesn't care at all,in fact he finds it extremely funny because the guy is an idiot,he keeps joining lobbies and Phil keeps saying "Oh he is gonna join the lobby now,watch watch...there he is!! ACK ACK ACK!! he joined the lobby its like clockwork,he is an idiot I don't even care what an idiot" Not triggered btw,he doesn't care.

Double edit: He was playing against a guy and the guy barely even moved,he throw one or two punches and just lost to him,he did this several times and didn't complain. This goes to show that if a guy loses on purpose to him to make him waste time he doesn't care because he is winning.
 
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I actually don't mind the birthday balloons. If you're going to do a birthday onstream, might as well go all the way and make it a kids' birthday, lean into the inherent childishness and ridiculousness of the idea.
It would have been some lighthearted fun if anyone but sourfaced beggar Phil were the one doing it.
 
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DukeMorty said:
I showed this pic to a friend who doesnt know who dsp is and i explained this is a streamer who is 38 that celebrates with a birthday week. He said "Is this guy 5 years old? Those decorations are childish. Plus a birthday week, our little cousins do that. Is this what streamers do." Someone who knows nothing about dsp or streaming even thinks thats dumb. Mature adult everyone.
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Faggot wants a whole week; my kids get like 12 hours on their actual birthday, I was born on December 25, I'd love to see the reality where PPB is a Xmas baby and everything fucking closed, no parties (if he had friends).

His feelers are more sensitive than a troon getting misgendered at dollar general.


EDIT: Happy Easter PPB, at least you are as good as everyone else at something... Jesus love your ass as much as anyone else.
 
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"Gojitenks don't you have a fucking life? Can you take a day off? I have to put up with this guy...ACK ACK again with this shit"

The manchild that makes a living playing vidya and leaves the house once a week to do grocery shopping tries to imply that if someone play street fighter on a saturday night that means said person has no life.

Oh and btw he is so triggered at that PigCultCucks guy that he just said "Well the troll is here so one more match and we are out of here again".

edit: LMAO the mother fucker ragequitted when he gojitenks joined the lobby and called him a piece of shit with a shit connection,his excuse made no sense he just fucked said " *mocking voice* 'oh I just want to play Phil' No he just wants to come here and stalk me constantly cause he knows his internet connection sucks and he is trolling because he does stupid shit you can't block online, THE GUY IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT" So apparently wanting to play against him is okay but its also not ok because he mastered the lag or something.

Jesus this level of butthurt is out of this world,btw gojitenks beat him last game thats why he is so salty.
 
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Am I just looking back with bacon grease covered glasses or did Phil at least attempt to put on a more "festive" mood for his B day week on the first day in the past? He seems to be even more sour and salty than usual.

He was joking about the possibility of one of the machuur adult balloons popping, so there is a chance of him having a heart attack sometime this week. *2 seconds after loud noise* WHOA JESUS CHRIST SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!
 
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