DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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OIC continues his quest to be the most pathetic waste of oxygen in Phil's sphere. His reward for hitting the previous sub goal? A higher sub goal

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Lol! "it just feels like work work work work. Some days I forget to eat bc im so busy".

Literally slaving away to fund DSP's lifestyle. Cant make this shit up!

 

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[Need Help With Tips]

"We didn't get to celebrate our anniversary last year because of covid... so I'll be taking the day off this year so we can go out and do something fun."

Covid no longer exists apparently.

Also DSP, a week ago:

 

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[Piece of Peace]

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The hilarious thing is he repeated "No" so many times before showing the stroke face cause his gin-soaked brain was once again having trouble remembering how to switch the fucking scene hahaha. This retard is so easy to see through.

 

[Fill Bern El]

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I don't like to call it a stroke face but dude, it just DROOPS to one side as if he had one like JESUS CHRIST

And btw, yall just dont know how bad his prestream was today, like BAD

The left is all of his snorts, grunts, and noises...the right is how much I have left to go through... I'm about to fuckin lose it bro (HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A NEAR MINUTE OF NOTHING BUT GRUNTS AND SNORTS WITH 40 MINUTES LEFT?????)

 

[PieceofShet]

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I don't like to call it a stroke face but dude, it just DROOPS to one side as if he had one like JESUS CHRIST

And btw, yall just dont know how bad his prestream was today, like BAD
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The left is all of his snorts, grunts, and noises...the right is how much I have left to go through... I'm about to fuckin lose it bro (HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A NEAR MINUTE OF NOTHING BUT GRUNTS AND SNORTS WITH 40 MINUTES LEFT?????)

Underground Revolution, is that you?

 

[Fill Bern El]

Underground Revolution, is that you?

F, nah unfortunately (I do plan on uploading some future TIHYDPs like him tho)

you can see what im doing here tho https://bit.ly/2PTOF8k (plug segment, learned it from DSP)

Final clips from that awful prestream today (excluding the throat clearing compilation thing, it's like 3 minutes long)

Baby Whining Clip

DSP Attempts A Joke (And fucking sucks at it)

Confirmed: DSP doesn't have money to blow on HBO Max to view Godzilla vs Kong

 

[Iron Father]

Leanna posted on her Instagram going to see the movie in public with friends probably while DSP sits at home, alone because even his wife doesn't want anything to do with him.

Speaking of Leanna:

She's makin' moves, meanwhile DSP is hanging up $15 "Epic Gamer" birthday balloons as he whines about low tips.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I would die laughing if one day DSP is forced to sell the Wakhando and turns to whatever real estate company Panda ends up working for.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Speaking of Leanna:

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She's makin' moves, meanwhile DSP is hanging up $15 "Epic Gamer" birthday balloons as he whines about low tips.

I was unaware of the fact that she did not have a GED,
Wasn't she like a manager at some retail place in a mall recently? That's actually kind of surprising.

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>no lengthy RPGs
This is funny just cause he's going to take forever to get around to whatever the game is anyway. Divinity might not be done anytime soon but if you look at Fire Emblem that took at least 6 months to get around to, and then 3-4 for him to beat? He's going to do things when it's convenient for him so I don't see why he needs to put such parameters on it. Especially if he's said Fallout NV is eligible.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Is this the face you make when your sweaty JPEGs reach around and stick their finger in your ass? A mix of shock and ecstasy.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Phil:"Taking the day off"

Translation: "Kat goes back to work and Phil doesnt even bother to stream that day while whinging that he spent his entire monthly budget on WWE whaling again. If anyone asks why he cant afford groceries, blame it on Kat or COVID."

I was unaware of the fact that she did not have a GED,
Wasn't she like a manager at some retail place in a mall recently? That's actually kind of surprising.

>no lengthy RPGs
This is funny just cause he's going to take forever to get around to whatever the game is anyway. Divinity might not be done anytime soon but if you look at Fire Emblem that took at least 6 months to get around to, and then 3-4 for him to beat? He's going to do things when it's convenient for him so I don't see why he needs to put such parameters on it. Especially if he's said Fallout NV is eligible.

Would be better off trying to get DSP to play Baldur's Gate 3 at the moment.

Development is actually going according to DSP's pace and the game is about as long as an xbox live demo back in the day with only a prologue chapter and level 5, maybe 6 being the current level cap and about a 20 hour playtime and so short that it would probably keep his attention long enough.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Would be better off trying to get DSP to play Baldur's Gate 3 at the moment.

Development is actually going according to DSP's pace and the game is about as long as an xbox live demo back in the day with only a prologue chapter and level 5, maybe 6 being the current level cap and about a 20 hour playtime and so short that it would probably keep his attention long enough.

He started a playthrough of Divinity 2 and it's a complete disaster, piggy constantly pauses the game and basically requires chat to play the game for him. Coupled with the patented DSP "thinking-hard" beard scratch wHaT dO yoU GUyz thInk?!

edit : spelling

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I just beat Fire Emblem: Three Houses, are the TIHYDPs of it any good or was it so braindead easy because he had it on casual mode even the Pig could beat it without trouble?

 

[LolCowCentral]

Have you ever noticed how this greasy and dirty looking disgusting pig has the nerve to call DSP a greasy and dirty disgusting pig ?

I fully support detractors but I mean...This guy is the pot calling the kettle black. Take a shower, trim the beard, & brush your hair bro. You look like you smell like doritos and mildew.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

This OIC and DSP relationship is just bizarre. Phil hates him, but OIC is too lonely to ever stop giving Phil money and his affection.

It’s like some battered wife syndrome level shit. I legitimately wouldn’t be surprised if Phil ever loses Kat and his house if OIC will ask Phil to live with him and not pay him rent.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Have you ever noticed how this greasy and dirty looking disgusting pig has the nerve to call DSP a greasy and dirty disgusting pig ?

I fully support detractors but I mean...This guy is the pot calling the kettle black. Take a shower, trim the beard, & brush your hair bro. You look like you smell like doritos and mildew.

spoiler that shit

 

[Iron Hamster]

"We didn't get to celebrate our anniversary last year because of covid... so I'll be taking the day off this year so we can go out and do something fun."

Covid no longer exists apparently.

I'm pretty sure he did go somewhere last year.

OIC continues his quest to be the most pathetic waste of oxygen in Phil's sphere. His reward for hitting the previous sub goal? A higher sub goal

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lmao. There's so much wrong there. They actually think they're in a company board meeting.

Speaking of Leanna:

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She's makin' moves, meanwhile DSP is hanging up $15 "Epic Gamer" birthday balloons as he whines about low tips.

I would die laughing if one day DSP is forced to sell the Wakhando and turns to whatever real estate company Panda ends up working for.

The plot twist would be she represents the party that lowballs his inflated price when he's finally forced to sell.