If this were anybody else, I would swear the whole thing is a put-on, a gag, some kind of SNL-knockoff skit or something. No way anybody older than 15 could be so pumped over 15 minutes of tawdry necking in a car. But Clotso is nothing if not an overgrown teenager (with a lot of infantile impulses thrown in), so I don't doubt the endless stream of giggles are real. But the complete illogic of the whole thing has my head spinning.
Fun quote: "Emotionally I am scarred for having hurt people that I love with cheating. I have to live with that forever". In true narcissistic fashion, she is the one who is emotionally scarred, not the victims of her infidelities. Making it more amusing is that she is saying she'd cut it off if the new dude had a girlfriend, despite her insistence that she wants a no-strings attached, polyamorous relationship. Between being stupid, crazy, and stoned, not a whole lot coming from her makes much sense at all.
The come down from this is going to be colossal.