Ralph's Height

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

As his follower base shrinks so does his stature.

 

[PlasticOwls]

I had something similar happen to me when I was a Ralph tier alcoholic. 270 lbs at ~5'10" doesn't sag off your body like that. I believe the weight is probably accurate though. Even Gunt wouldn't try to sell two big lies at once, would he?

I have a theory that the gunt is actually really normal fat distribution considering the excess alcohol consumption and dietary habits, but his underdeveloped, and really short, legs and no ass, only make it seem enormous by comparison.

Either that, or just really unfortunate fat distribution and poor genetics.

 

[AnOminous]

As his follower base shrinks so does his stature.

So at some point is he going to start screaming "I'm MEEEEEEELTING" like the Wicked Witch of the West and dissolve entirely, leaving nothing behind but the gunt?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

That part is pretty much confirmed because during some of IRL protest streams he was seen wearing Timbalands but not lacing his boots. Slip-ons or velcro seems more suited to his "on-the-go" style.

Why even wear boots at that point?

 

[Jester69]

Here's what I've attempted. Using screenshots from here:

There's an abundance of geometry in this short clip, where the pig does a guntball.
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The goal here is to map the pig head onto the patio umbrella at the back, which are typically 9-10 feet. I've seen massive ones that are more than 15 feet tall, but this aint one of those expensive boutiques. The total height of the patio umbrella raised above the ground by the table is illustrated as a red bar.

The umbrella is on the same plane as the entire building, making it easy to determine vanishing point and converging lines.
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The pig does his seismic bounce, the vanishing points are determined there and intersects at some point.
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Using that, the pig's head is now compared to the rod of 275-305 cm:
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So the pig head is 27.4~30.5cm, taking 10 as the stacked heads.

Now all we have to do is copy pig heads to match the gunt's height. Around 5.5.
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So that's 150.7~167.75cm, or 4'11 to 5'6. 5'1 doesn't seem too implausible, though it's on the lower side.

An easier way to verify would require the utilisation of the white fence. Maybe someone can find the height of it from online photos at different hours, using the shadows casted, or just go there and measure it (gunt's hotel was doxxxed during Tampa). Gunt is on the approximate plane of the fence, so this guestimate would work.

Likewise, this would work too:
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The gunt got doXxed here because of a rather unique painting, which is framed. Using the bottles in the foreground with known dimensions, one can easily determine his height.

We've reached levels of alogging previously thought impossible!

 

[jimsterlingspronoun]

only 5'1 does that make him officially a midget? a guess hes not a dwarf because although he maybe an ugly fuck he isnt deformed.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

his testimony is about as reliable as a 2012 Dodge Dart.

A 2012 Dodge Dart is more reliable than any Paccar wiring harness that’s slapped into a Peterbilt

 

[AnOminous]

only 5'1 does that make him officially a midget? a guess hes not a dwarf because although he maybe an ugly fuck he isnt deformed.

The foul, wrinkled, gigantic, ball-less scrotum that is the gunt is a deformity. It just isn't the kind that qualifies you as a dwarf.

 

[Sam Losco]

It looks like that Miami photo is on slopped ground and Warski is standing on ground a little lower. This Photoshop shit is above my head, so are you guys taking that into account?

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

So at some point is he going to start screaming "I'm MEEEEEEELTING" like the Wicked Witch of the West and dissolve entirely, leaving nothing behind but the gunt?

Then the Farms would discover that the Gunt itself is actually an alien parasite and the lolcow interpretation of "The Thing"

 

[Colonel Collateral]

You'd think these retards, even with their retard brains and retard ways, would somehow, after all of this, realize that being a dumb dipshit for momentary "donations" isn't a good idea?
But they never do. It's amazing. These retards are treasures, and this horrid website is their museum.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

not even manlets are as mad about their height as ralph.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I have a theory that the gunt is actually really normal fat distribution considering the excess alcohol consumption and dietary habits, but his underdeveloped, and really short, legs and no ass, only make it seem enormous by comparison.

Either that, or just really unfortunate fat distribution and poor genetics.

Ralph inherited the best genetics from Ronnie. The bad genetics come from Sandras side

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Ralph inherited the best genetics from Ronnie. The bad genetics come from Sandras side

Sandra is the most manly of the three, though.

 

[Keranu]

You leave those legs alone. They work hard to carry the gunt around.
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Anyone interested in finding out gunt's shoe size next?

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Here's an idea to support the tiptoes theory: what if the entire reason we know about guntgate at all is because Ralph's gunt fell out of his shirt because he stood up in his toes for the photo? Ralph probably tried his darnest to keep that gunt intact all day, but the moment he gets up on his tippytoes.... whoops! *ooze sound*

 

[TV's Adam West]

I saw Ralph out behind an Arbys and he was like 4'6 at the most.

 

[Love Machine]

Im gonna say he is somewhere around 5'6 or 5'5

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Im gonna say he is somewhere around 5'6 or 5'5

It really doesn't matter and my good friend @PlasticOwls assessment is sound, but the point still stands that it doesn't matter in the long run because Ralph will become upset if you call him 5'1" or 5'5" regardless. Defending his height status in a drunken rage was more important than collecting his loli-defending gf's worthless shit to the point of attacking people. Because it's nawt troo.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He's tall like Danny Devito is tall.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Is there any way someone could reference gunts height to a foreground object to get an actual measurement? Is he really 5'1? I'm not very good at judging his height from the footage and photos I've seen he seems like he's around 5'3 maybe 5'4.