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[Lord of the Large Pants]

The gender studies faction of the Twitterati has decided Jesus was a trans man showing off his mastectomy scars and the flesh wound was a vagina analogue. Likening flesh wounds to vulvae is the sort of shit that leads to degenerates fucking infected, rotting stomas because...holes. But what is a neovagina if not a rotting flesh wound around which an entire religion is being formed?
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And then one day, for no reason at all...

 

[No Exit]

The gender studies faction of the Twitterati has decided Jesus was a trans man showing off his mastectomy scars and the flesh wound was a vagina analogue. Likening flesh wounds to vulvae is the sort of shit that leads to degenerates fucking infected, rotting stomas because...holes. But what is a neovagina if not a rotting flesh wound around which an entire religion is being formed?
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Is there any group of people more delusional and " " than troons? Even the Qtard TESers' beliefs are more grounded and realistic.

 

[White Devil]

Is there any group of people more delusional and " " than troons? Even the Qtard TESers' beliefs are more grounded and realistic.

Flat earthers come off more reasonable than troons.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

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I mean we've gun sperged a lot (especially me) but this set up just hurts to look at.

The placement and priorities are all out of whack.

 

[White Devil]

I mean we've gun sperged a lot (especially me) but this set up just hurts to look at.

The placement and priorities are all out of whack.

This man was supposedly an 11B too.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

This man was supposedly an 11B too.

He was ahead of his time I think. He'd fight right in with the troon troops now.

Doctrine and lethality are no longer needed.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

This man was supposedly an 11B too.

I don't mind the gun talk or the soldier talk but could you imperialist running-dogs speak in clear English?

 

[White Devil]

I don't mind the gun talk or the soldier talk but could you imperialist running-dogs speak in clear English?

11B Military Occupational Speciality code

 

[AMHOLIO]

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Yeah as a cis woman I have the same problem. As soon as I pick up a gun or put on anything that obscures my breast I also have to put a sticker on myself that says "she/her". So embarrassing whenever I'm practicing with the boys then take a break to go pee and they stop me from using the woman's bathroom because I don't have my "she/her" sticker on. Just girl things, you know?

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

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Same energy

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

The whole "We are under threat from a right-wing militia!" bullshit is hilarious, especially the lies about their property being infiltrated by armed people. It's also painted them in a corner because they've made bold claims that they will gun down anyone who is trespassing and armed, but they've also made claims that they've countered armed trespassers and sent them running. They can't make that same claim much in the future because eventually people will start asking "Why didn't you shoot them?" And the militia thing is really retarded anyways because why would anyone risk their lives over some trannies with Asperger's when if they really wanted to kill them or drive them off their land they could easily do it by making up some fire bombs and dropping them out of a little crop duster airplane onto their house and barn. Easy peasy Japanese-y, and much simpler than organizing a militia that could be infiltrated by Feds or you could be identified/shot while trespassing.

IMO it's possibly the worst scenario they could ever invent, from a grifting perspective.

First off, there's the minor issue of actually proving the threat, but let's just ignore that as the concept of proof is profoundly troonsphobic.
The real issue is they'll have to raise the stakes the next time they need a hundred grand and finding a threat that's even greater than a "local nazi death squad chud militia" but still credible is going to be nearly impossible.

What could it be?

• Drumpf? He's out of office, playing golf in Florida.
• A new anti-tranny bill? Those are public and highly publicized these days.
• Suddenly troonsphobic cops or sheriff? Nothing a FOIA request can't handle.

No, they really painted themselves into a corner.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

IMO it's possibly the worst scenario they could ever invent, from a grifting perspective.

They did make over 100k from the grift, though. And it's not like anyone (apart from a certain kiwi farming community) will ever call them out on it because they would just immediately get called transphobic chuds. The Tranchers could have claimed that literal time-travelling SS-men were harassing them and they still would have gotten the money.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

It's sad we live in a world where even the neighbors of heavily armed, violent, animal abusing troons fear just going all-in and shooting them all. In any sane society, you could just go in, save all the animals, and kill all the troons.

Might want to cool it with the sigsevposting there fren, or at least add a disclaimer that you imagine the 'sane society' to which you refer to exist in Minecraft only.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

They did make over 100k from the grift, though. And it's not like anyone (apart from a certain kiwi farming community) will ever call them out on it because they would just immediately get called transphobic chuds. The Tranchers could have claimed that literal time-travelling SS-men were harassing them and they still would have gotten the money.

That was the first time. I don't think they'll be able to repeat it.

 

[Obscure Creature]

How the fuck did they manage to completely destroy the land so fast? Haven’t they been there for like only a year?

 

[White Devil]

How the fuck did they manage to completely destroy the land so fast? Haven’t they been there for like only a year?

All those stink ditches centered in one area has corrupted the local ecology.

 

[mr.moon1488]

I don't mind the gun talk or the soldier talk but could you imperialist running-dogs speak in clear English?

11B = Direct fire infantry. I think it's 0300 in the USMC, but I might be wrong on that.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

they'd give you O+ if you were shot anyway before confirming your blood type later

I hope not because that would kill anyone with a negative blood type. O- is universal donor.

 

[White Devil]

I hope not because that would kill anyone with a negative blood type. O- is universal donor.

I always get - and + confused on universal and was too lazy to look it up to verify. Thank you for the correction.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I was born when my dad

That was the first time. I don't think they'll be able to repeat it.

I wish I was that optimistic.