Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Maxxicus Callahan]

This is my favorite YouTube troll right now! ROFLMAO

It's going to escalate to a Buffalo Bill impression sooner or later. Its kind of funny imo but I don't think Lucas is even dumb enough to take the bait here especially if it doesn't get him what he wants.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas claims he got his Corona bux check and will pick up some new shirts. I will believe it when I see it. He must have lost the rest of his clothes. So, we most likely should be seeing him in the Motel 6 gorging on expensive delivered restaurant meals?

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

I don't know if anyone in here is a listener of the Howard Stern Show, but I had a thought: "What if present-day Lucas was on the Stern Show as a regular Wack Packer in the late 1990's early 2000's?"
I can see him in the mold of a Jeff the Drunk, he has poor hygiene, he is annoying and incessantly complaining about not getting attention, he doesn't know how lucky he is to not be dead. It would be really amusing to see him loose contests Howard hosted like Butt Billionaire and Hollweird Squares. It would also be quite amusing to see him defend communism, telomeres, age gap relationships, age phobia and all of his other moonshot theories on live radio with the entire American public calling in to identify flaws in his arguments. Finally, it would be just plain hilarious to see Artie Lange imitate and mock him on air and have to put up with it to maintain appearances.

I really wish he'd gotten the Dr. Phil appearance that he was mooing about a few years back. That would have been astonishingly fun to watch him lose his shit on TV.

This dude is a bigger faggot than our fat faggot cow at issue here. His vids are retarded and not even funny to laugh at him. It’s probably just Goldaor with some voice changing software in post.

Agreed; I'm not a scientist, so I don't know the specific kind of faggotry that this classifies as, but it's definitely faggotry.

 

[Mother Fucker]

Lucas is "technically a celebrity" because he has a few thousand followers spectators on the internet. I mean, I had a few thousand followers on Twitter one time, I guess that makes me a celebrity too by that logic. If we're talking about the Tosh feature or the Starbucks incident that wound up in the news or the Chris Hansen call out, all of those things were literally ridicule. I guess for some people any public attention equates to some form of fame, especially if that's the one thing you've accomplished in your otherwise embarrassment of an existence. If Lucas tries to sell himself with the flimsy notion of celebhood, it loses his intended purpose when by his logic Hitler, Ted Bundy, Elliot Roger, etc are all celebrities too.

Hell, come to think of it, maybe his ONLY hope of getting a zoomer bae girlfriend is doing something absolutely horrific and acquiring a following of those sick freaks who form some kind of romantic obsession with killers and send them love letters in prison.

Disclaimer for the Kiwis that take everything too seriously:
Not suggesting he should, it's just an edgy joke.

 

[IceQueen]

Absolutely DYING at the irony of him sharing this...

 

[Fatal Walter]

Lucas notably tried this stupid "give into lust" line before, when he was in college the last time and trying to hit on Lacie. Guess we're at least 0-2 on that one working now.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Absolutely DYING at the irony of him sharing this...

He has ZERO self awareness

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Lucas claims he got his Corona bux check and will pick up some new shirts. I will believe it when I see it. He must have lost the rest of his clothes. So, we most likely should be seeing him in the Motel 6 gorging on expensive delivered restaurant meals?

I just wanna know what the fuck happened to all his other clothes. Did another bum steal them?

Or did he just leave them somewhere? Lucas seems like the type to not value his stuff too much because he assumes big daddy government will replace it.

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

I wonder if this is going to be an actually event/attempt at him getting laid, or just another Lucas 2.0

Personally, I'm imagining Isik is going to get laid, and Puca is just going to screech about how he's selfish and didn't share the girl with him.

 

[WonderWino]

I just wanna know what the fuck happened to all his other clothes. Did another bum steal them?

Or did he just leave them somewhere? Lucas seems like the type to not value his stuff too much because he assumes big daddy government will replace it.

I can't imagine the level of desperation and stupidity it would take for another hobo to steal lucas's clothes. I mean really, nobody in their right mind would touch them, let alone want to wear them, and nobody would buy them, so the only reason I could see to steal them would be to fuck with him or to destroy them cause they fucking reek. The idea of lucas just leaving his clothes and not caring sounds scarily plausible. Its something that even the stupidest of the stupid would likely not do, but this is lucas we're talking about, I fully expect that kind of utter stupidity from him. It makes me wonder why shelters don't have some kind of policy about not smelling like he must at this point in order to get in. I mean even if he showers when he gets in there he still has to wear something and that is clearly all he has so its not good for anybody that is staying there

 

[Neko GF]

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[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas, record yourself approaching a woman once. Just do it, bro.

 

[WonderWino]

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.....What in the actual fuck. He actually did it. He went full PUA and literally said somebody told him there was a special 'F word you can use to get women' but that he charges $100 to tell you. and its 'friend.' He didn't pay but he clearly bought into it

'As long as you throw in that one magical word - friend, you'll get every woman to chase you...so i'm going to try that today' - lucas werner

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Wow, he's now buying into PUA snake oil bullshit.

Edit- I guess it makes sense. This "Friend" thing plays right into the notion that Lucas is obsessed with. That there are specific words he has to say to get what he wants.

 

[ThomasAudley]

I’d say it’s more likely other bums bully Lucas and throw his shit away.

 

[Mike R]

.....What in the actual fuck. He actually did it. He went full PUA and literally said somebody told him there was a special 'F word you can use to get women' but that he charges $100 to tell you. and its 'friend.' He didn't pay but he clearly bought into it

'As long as you throw in that one magical word - friend, you'll get every woman to chase you...so i'm going to try that today' - lucas werner

Maybe this is the secret Lucas has been waiting for his entire life to pick up a dime bae. Did a Gen Z guy finally give him the information that he needs? Stay tuned to find out. lol

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I just wanna know what the fuck happened to all his other clothes. Did another bum steal them?

Or did he just leave them somewhere? Lucas seems like the type to not value his stuff too much because he assumes big daddy government will replace it.

I can't imagine the level of desperation and stupidity it would take for another hobo to steal lucas's clothes. I mean really, nobody in their right mind would touch them, let alone want to wear them, and nobody would buy them, so the only reason I could see to steal them would be to fuck with him or to destroy them cause they fucking reek. The idea of lucas just leaving his clothes and not caring sounds scarily plausible. Its something that even the stupidest of the stupid would likely not do, but this is lucas we're talking about, I fully expect that kind of utter stupidity from him. It makes me wonder why shelters don't have some kind of policy about not smelling like he must at this point in order to get in. I mean even if he showers when he gets in there he still has to wear something and that is clearly all he has so its not good for anybody that is staying there

I had the thought he most likely got bed bugs, lice or something of the sort and his clothes were infested. I imagine being on the streets, sleeping in shelters and seedy motels, this happens frequently.

 

[Krathnami]

PUA nonsense plays to desperate horny losers so it was inevitable that Lucas would fall into it

 

[ClownBrew]

The weird thing is that I don't even think he really wants a girlfriend or even a one night stand.

It's like this whole thing is nothing but directionless obsessive anger...but it needed some kind of outlet so he's pretending to be horny and lonesome when he is actually neither. The "Gen Z" girl and the "capitalists" are just him trying to make up an object of the anger.

His issues along these lines + Myrna= was Freud right all along?

 

[Wernology]

'Give in to lust, give in to thrust, give in to love, give in to me' - lucas werner

He sounds off his rocker today, and all swollen up again

EDIT: hes repeating himself in videos now

His mistake is thinking anyone ever has lusted over him.

.....What in the actual fuck. He actually did it. He went full PUA and literally said somebody told him there was a special 'F word you can use to get women' but that he charges $100 to tell you. and its 'friend.' He didn't pay but he clearly bought into it

'As long as you throw in that one magical word - friend, you'll get every woman to chase you...so i'm going to try that today' - lucas werner

I cannot tell you how much I'd love to see him approach a young woman and ask to be friends.

Someone else would have to record it as Lucas would never put his failure up.