Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,602
Russhole being an Eagle Scout first came up three years ago when he started claiming such. He's not lying, he really is one:


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Remember that the Mormons basically own the Boy Scouts of America at this point. Russhole no doubt became an Eagle Scout because he was a "poor unfortunated disabled boy" and his parents pressured for "accommodations" to be made so they could do most of the work for him. They let low functioning Downs Syndrome kids become Eagle Scouts now, after all, where the parents and caregivers do the actual work to achieve the merit badges required.
I stand corrected. This is absolutely amazing to me, though. I had no idea that the requirements for Eagle had deflated so much.
 
I usually laugh at Russ for things like following pornstar Joslyn James on Instagram, because I know he’s sent her multiple DMs offering her a better life when she’s previously been spoiled by the likes of Tiger Woods.

But his “never being one for combat” spiel, where he took the less barbaric path of going to college, combined with his resentment of the WWII veteran who met Taylor Swift really pisses me off.

That, and his dismissal/contempt for Allie Stoker, the wheelchair bound Tony winner and then Isabella, the 8 year old burn victim Taylor Swift visited are Russ at his most vile.

But then I laugh again when Russ hires a blonde Russian to star in a video about how sexy Dominican girls are.
 
But his “never being one for combat” spiel, where he took the less barbaric path of going to college, combined with his resentment of the WWII veteran who met Taylor Swift really pisses me off.
Yes, combat veterans often suffer from PTSD, but what about Russell's plights? After all, watching your buddy get blown to bits by an IED is practically the same thing as having your song rejected by a celebrity's agents.

I love the implication that he had a choice between combat or college. If he was allowed into the military at all (which, sadly, is almost certain) he would have been put in a supply role. He can't move his eyes and he's difficult to understand, he would have been a liability in combat.
 
He also mentioned it in a rant against veterans where he comes off as pissy that being an Eagle Scout doesn't get him special treatment.

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And some more incelry:

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She got murdered, lol.
"She could have had the best time of her life sucking me but she didn't swipe right 🤷"

Imagine making the death of someone you don't know about how hard it is for you to get laid.
 
Yes, combat veterans often suffer from PTSD, but what about Russell's plights? After all, watching your buddy get blown to bits by an IED is practically the same thing as having your song rejected by a celebrity's agents.

I love the implication that he had a choice between combat or college. If he was allowed into the military at all (which, sadly, is almost certain) he would have been put in a supply role. He can't move his eyes and he's difficult to understand, he would have been a liability in combat.
Standards are low but I don't think he'd make it past medical, much less basic training.

Much in the same way he managed to not get fucked by a hooker he paid for, in advance, Russ defies even the lowest of standards.
 
He also mentioned it in a rant against veterans where he comes off as pissy that being an Eagle Scout doesn't get him special treatment.

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And some more incelry:

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She got murdered, lol.

Jesus Christ... The entitlement and outright lying this greasy gourd does.

Can't even get a swipe back because disabled. Like, fuck off. Butternut knows he's been asked whether he'd date a disabled woman, a fat woman, a "less than a 9" woman, and even a woman with Mobius. And of course he says LOL, no, I only date 9s and 10s. Can't even swipe back on a disabled woman's profile, but whatevs.
 
Has Russ ever mentioned being an Eagle Scout before? I don't remember him ever mentioning it, and it seems like one of those things he'd constantly mention along with his paralegal degree and his songwriting "career".

I vaguely recall him mentioning it, and I called bullshit then. As holder of the Queen's Scout award, the Canadian equivalent of Eagle Scout, I can say that there is no goddamn WAY Russ had the manual dexterity, mental acuity, focus and willpower and just plain drive to master the number of merit badges it takes. It's fucking HARD.

So that means he was gifted into Eagle status like so many other things being made easier for him as God's favourite idiot.
 
Over on r/exmormon, there’s been quite a few discussions about the LDS church running Scouts they way they wanted, including Eagle Scout Lite awards. No doubt Russ was affiliated with with a church-sponsored troop. I’m not sure what merit badge he got for the kill list or spending time in juvie, though. Seems like that shit would be a disqualification in the real world.
 
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