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I take it this is the part when the Detractor army pulls up in Ford trucks again to scare the shit out of Phil by simply turning the engines on like when they sieged ram ranch?

Genie The Hedgehog said:
During a moment of intense boomer rage, Pig had trouble figuring out how to switch controllers and ended up dahxxing his connection settings.

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Genie The Hedgehog said:
During a moment of intense boomer rage, Pig had trouble figuring out how to switch controllers and ended up dahxxing his connection settings.

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Can 1337 mentally ill haxxors do anything with that? the only juicy looking info is the wireless network name and the console MAC address, but AFAIK the only thing a wireless name can get you is an approximate location but we already know where Phil lives.
 
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BepsiLight said:
Can 1337 mentally ill haxxors do anything with that? the only juicy looking info is the wireless network name and the console MAC address, but AFAIK the only thing a wireless name can get you is an approximate location but we already know where Phil lives.
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You would need to know his username (TheyCallMeDSP*) and password (luvhogansnutz**) and could boot him from his own router.

*probably the actual name he uses because he'[s stupid
**potentially password he uses due to love of wwe champions.
Your mileage may vary.
 
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So to Phil this is a new game mechanic.. not a glitch.

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He dies forgetting to save scum. Was "sucked" into a hole. he didn't fall in himself. Goes back to 3-1 and dies twice immediately. Someone reminds him of the rewind feature and goes back to the 3-2. Best gamer in the country people. Someone tips $10 and says some lady randomly gifted the donator $20. Phil doesn't give a fuck and thanks him for the $10 donated.

EDIT: Gets to the puzzle level. Immediately ask the chat for help. Dies s couple of times. Guilt trips fans about not seeing more of the game unless she gets past this level. Dies again. Complains. PenneWager says that 94% of the stream viewers voted he would not get past the level. Feels insulted. Punishes the stream by yawning LOUDLY into mic.
 
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This guy goes from zero to panic mode in a matter of seconds. That “changing the controller” drama was a horrific ordeal to him. Within five seconds of scrolling through the settings menu, he’s just beside himself with frustration. “I-I don’t know how to do this. What the fuck? How do I do this? Whut?! .... I don’t think I can do this!” ((Reads chat and gets his other controller working in five seconds)) “Okay... there. It’s working....”

Also, I haven’t played an old Mario game in years, and even I know that you can sprint over the tiny gaps. He’s trying to jump over them.

Phil is utterly confused about everything 90% of the time, it seems.

The absolute worst thing about his platform game streams, to me, is his super exaggerated reactions to dying. His long and drawn out “AWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww”s make my toes curl. Beyond cringe.
 
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Pargon said:
This surprises you? There's a whole subgenre of YouTube dedicated only to reviewing fast food that's about a decade old. Granted Phil is chasing a trend that's well-established at best and a dead horse at worst, and doing it just as well as he does anything (poorly) but this ain't new, nigga.

Honestly if you hear "new DSP Tries It" at this point you should know it's going to be the lowest effort shit possible. What shocks me is that he hasn't stooped to something even more sad, like eating last night's leftovers out of the fucking garbage.
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None of the fast food reviewers talk about how the brioche bun is a bit sweet because that what it is or complains about how the chicken was frozen. They review it as fast food. Phil reviews it as if he's sitting down in a 5 star restaurant that serves your meal on paper plates and discusses how it's presented, how it's McDonald's fault they didn't put a warning on the paper style foil bag to not shake the burger around. Then measures it and complains about how small it is for the price of $5 and then eats half the thing before declaring it's inedible. Or how it's wet and soggy and cold after sitting around for over 30 minutes.
 
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PutridElephant said:
None of the fast food reviewers talk about how the brioche bun is a bit sweet because that what it is or complains about how the chicken was frozen. They review it as fast food. Phil reviews it as if he's sitting down in a 5 star restaurant that serves your meal on paper plates and discusses how it's presented, how it's McDonald's fault they didn't put a warning on the paper style foil bag to not shake the burger around. Then measures it and complains about how small it is for the price of $5 and then eats half the thing before declaring it's inedible. Or how it's wet and soggy and cold after sitting around for over 30 minutes.
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I stand corrected and clearly misunderstood your previous post. Leave it to Phil to try and act as though the Burger Fuck King is in the running for a Michelin star and he's somehow the deciding voice.
 
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Gameplay over. Time for a break before he eats cake during another meaningless Q and A. Probably around an hour and a half of actual gameplay the whole marathon in between WagerWaiting/Handholding reads, controller issues, breaks, and tip verifications.
 
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looks like some factory premade shit you buy from the store (mostly like some kind of box that has the chocolate powder, as well as strawberry and chocolate packets) yup, followed a recipe. back of box recipe bet ya

hope you had a good day phil

mcdonalds fried food
soda
cake

ill say it again. i cant believe you dont have diabetes yet

the fuck is he doing with his mouth? micro slapping his lips or something like hes tasting. dafuq are you a cartoon?

i cant believe people pay money and actually like watching this shit. watching a fat lard just eat on stream going mmmmm! mmmm!
cant believe people like watchin korea chicks or something do that too but makes more sense at least.

i bet he eats that whole fucking thing.

do some fkin cardio good god

he keeps taking a drink almost every bite. i conclude that the cake is dry as fuck, overcooked
 
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