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“No I have not taken a lover”
Geez Anna could you sound anymore decrepit?
Geez Anna could you sound anymore decrepit?
Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion
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Cynar
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At first I thought she must not have a DM from them, and is saying she met them irl and wants them to DM her so they can hang out again. But nope, it says right there, "chatting with in DMs for awhile"
So let's break down what likely actually happened. Something like this:
- Anna wrote a clueless, helpless thing about the local area, maybe about dog parks or something
- Someone replied with helpful information
- Anna, in typical bpd/npd fashion, immediately glommed onto them, started sending DMs and decided they are now BFFs
- Anna asks if they want to go to the dog park
- This person is too dumb or too nice to say no, plus they need to walk their dog anyway, so whatever, sure
- She is 100x more shrill, self-absorbed, demanding, manic, and obnoxious in person
- Person quietly unfollows/blocks
- Now Anna can't find the DMs bc blocked and doesn't remember their screen name because self-centered
- She thinks that posting this says "I'm internet famous and have real life friends who totally talk to me in private" when it actually says "I'm unbearable irl and got ghosted"
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Ew. No one assumed you had “taken a lover” Anna. She probably thinks she created this whole mysterious situation. She’s so clueless about real life. Also I was thinking about who the hell would use the phrase “taken a lover” without sarcasm and my answers are: Jude, Chantal, Amber etc... These death fats are creating their own fictional worlds because their own lives are that boring.
If she did meet an interesting person, they are probably now turned off if after a few DMs, Anna is telling the world about their friendship. Cringy.
If she did meet an interesting person, they are probably now turned off if after a few DMs, Anna is telling the world about their friendship. Cringy.
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Think this is an older post pretending to be a new post since thats the swan and dolphin in Disney.
Looking closer looks like SOMEONE has a skin infection on her tummy folds.
Looking closer looks like SOMEONE has a skin infection on her tummy folds.
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Anna's entire body is a horrifying disaster, but those goddamn inverted knees get me every time.
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In the comments she says it’s a few weeks old, but you’re right we’ve seen it before (I’m like 90% sure)
Why lie Anna?
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I bet there's also an element of "blackout drunk" in the mix. For frequent blackout drinkers, there is nothing like waking up in the morning with a vague recollection of...doing things that you can't fully remember. Something like meeting and hanging out with someone at the dog park, then waking up and not remembering their name. There's no way the mystery dog park person didn't introduce himself, at least by first name. Anna just doesn't fucking remember.
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Dem black trotters tho
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So the house situation is odd. This sale seems insanely fast like a short sale. and why Umbrella Insurance?
Crepidodera fulvicornis
She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
True & Honest Fan
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She's refreshing emails about house buy.
She's definitely not well psyche wise, fidgeting like this
I Smell Burnt Toast...
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Her fidgeting is supposed to be "oh quirky me...I just bought a house in a blink, and I dont know what I am doing. I am so quirky". NO ANNA you are NOT quirky you are an embarrassment. Buying a house is the most major purchase you will ever buy. Going into it blindly isnt quirky and silly its embarrassing and STUPID.
I still think her daddy is doing all the work and she is just posting her favorite parts.
ps-When is she going to act her age. I just found out she is freaking 37 YEARS OLD. What the actual fck is she doing?? Her "im going to just drop hints about things that never will be brought up again-for ratings" is what a 12 yo would do. She is scary. I just cant see this staying afloat in a few more years for her.
Maybe she will be the "oops I am so quirky-I am going into for-closure" girl next. LOL
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That's because she never had to live with the negative consequences of her actions.
Even if the Tiktok and influencer cash will dry up, she'll always have her dad who will give her the monnies she needs.
He's proven that he won't put up a figgt and even when he does she'll guilt him into changing his mind
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Leave it to Anna to turn buying a house, when people are struggling because of covid and the Austin storm, into something we need to feel badly about for her. Anna is just not relatable AT ALL. Also her skin is so bad; those companies were so smart to get her to shill their shit
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Super late while catching up.
Imagine how many of her ex-coworkers now hate the morbidly obese or mormons based solely on their interactions with her in that office and everywhere else Sprinklr sent her. Imagine how a fit, sheltered FA-advocate would turn on her heels after spending two weeks in real life with any five seemingly pleasant-tempered deathfats just plucked off of the street or even selected for the most pleasant possible results. She'd hate the hell out of fatties after being treated like shit out of their jealousy, she'd hate them for stealing her food and other belongings, she'd hate them for being pushy, she'd hate them for breaking the furniture, she'd hate them for the constant lies, she'd hate them for the never ending pity parties, she'd hate them for trying to make her into one of them, she'd hate their entitlement, she'd hate their tired manipulation tactics, she'd hate their childish tantrums, she'd hate their dead weight laziness, she'd hate the way they turn spaces into pigsties, and she'd hate the fucking smell of their cheese farm folds and unwiped asses. The strongest biases are learned through experience and unfiltered observation, and Anna wants to put a bandaid on it in the form of sunny photos of deathfats on water slides in magazine ads because she chases away anyone who gets closer than that. Well tough shit, reality isn't an Instagram feed where only the curated results that push the narrative make it through.
Fuck's sake, the grass on the slut's lawn is not greener than the grass on the virgin's lawn. It's so strange and yet typical that she zeros-in so hard on "owning her fatness" (something completely negative that she can't hide and is 100% in her own power to control) while being so weird and on-and-off in denial about her lack of promiscuity (something somewhat positive for women that can be kept private and relies on the reciprocation of others to change). Sure, the whole virgin after 30 thing is embarrassing, but isn't that perception much more preferable than being seen as both a literal and figurative huge slut? I can understand wanting to escape from a negative image by running in the other direction, but there are lines that we should all be drawing in most cases for very obvious reasons before we go running towards an image that's way worse. Or perhaps I'm just old-fashioned and out of touch.
Either she's lying by omission or she's completely ignorant of the more important and practical research on that very specific subject. Barlow and company 2012, Bowmeister and Bratslavsky 2001 or Ellers and Abrams 2003, for example. Placing a 'non-racist' who has been sheltered from another race in situations where they gain firsthand, candid experience with several members of the other race (eg; send a white student to a non-tourist part of Mexico for two weeks or observe white Ozzies interacting with their country's immigrants more and more) has a nasty track record of causing the previously non-racist individual to develop their own very negative prejudices against that other group. Just like Anna's cherry-picked example, this can and does often apply to the morbidly obese, troons, various religions, etc. I'd seen and experienced this both before and after hearing about this stuff. No wonder she just wants curated photo and video ads in stead of actual human interaction between the demographics. Cognitive heuristics are a bitch, amirite?
Imagine how many of her ex-coworkers now hate the morbidly obese or mormons based solely on their interactions with her in that office and everywhere else Sprinklr sent her. Imagine how a fit, sheltered FA-advocate would turn on her heels after spending two weeks in real life with any five seemingly pleasant-tempered deathfats just plucked off of the street or even selected for the most pleasant possible results. She'd hate the hell out of fatties after being treated like shit out of their jealousy, she'd hate them for stealing her food and other belongings, she'd hate them for being pushy, she'd hate them for breaking the furniture, she'd hate them for the constant lies, she'd hate them for the never ending pity parties, she'd hate them for trying to make her into one of them, she'd hate their entitlement, she'd hate their tired manipulation tactics, she'd hate their childish tantrums, she'd hate their dead weight laziness, she'd hate the way they turn spaces into pigsties, and she'd hate the fucking smell of their cheese farm folds and unwiped asses. The strongest biases are learned through experience and unfiltered observation, and Anna wants to put a bandaid on it in the form of sunny photos of deathfats on water slides in magazine ads because she chases away anyone who gets closer than that. Well tough shit, reality isn't an Instagram feed where only the curated results that push the narrative make it through.
ShoopaFupaDoop
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My theory is the camera guy is a feeder who compliments Anna to encourage her to take her BS to the "next level." She's such a sucker for compliments and asspats, I'm sure she would fall for it and take things to the extreme. Her desperation is so obvious, I could totally see her ending up in a situation like Jen and Gene.
anna's juicy face
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Exactly, like STFU Anna. I really don’t want to hear her complain about buying a house. The fact that she is able to buy a house and got an offer accepted in the insane market in Texas right now does not make me feel bad for her. She should realize that there are a lot of people who would love to be in the position she’s in.
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How is Anna going to own a house?
How is she going to clean it and mow the yard and fix things when they break? Is she going to pay others to do that? Can she afford to?
Is she going to horrify the neighbors when she's walking around the block with Data? Maybe try to befriend some of the women her own age only to find they have day jobs and kids and don't have time to babysit her while she day drinks and tries on clothes?
How is she going to clean it and mow the yard and fix things when they break? Is she going to pay others to do that? Can she afford to?
Is she going to horrify the neighbors when she's walking around the block with Data? Maybe try to befriend some of the women her own age only to find they have day jobs and kids and don't have time to babysit her while she day drinks and tries on clothes?
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Isn't umbrella insurance for when the value of what you are financing is less than the loan you took out?
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Imagine if she gets a home in a HOA....Oh it would be such glorious instagram stories!
Don't see why she need this.
Umbrella insurance generally provides liability coverage for:
Bodily injury liability covers the cost of damages to another person's body. Examples include the cost of medical bills and/or liability claims due to injuries caused by:
Property damage liability covers the cost of damage or loss to another person's tangible property. Examples include the cost associated with damage to vehicles and other property due to an auto accident where you are at fault.
Owners of rental units help protect against liability that you may face as a landlord. Examples include the cost of liability claims due to:
Coverage is also provided if you're sued for:
- Injuries
- Damage to property
- Certain lawsuits
- Personal liability situations
Bodily injury liability covers the cost of damages to another person's body. Examples include the cost of medical bills and/or liability claims due to injuries caused by:
- A serious auto accident where you're at fault
- Harm caused to others by your dog*
- A guest in your home falls
- A neighbor's child falls while playing in your yard
Property damage liability covers the cost of damage or loss to another person's tangible property. Examples include the cost associated with damage to vehicles and other property due to an auto accident where you are at fault.
Owners of rental units help protect against liability that you may face as a landlord. Examples include the cost of liability claims due to:
- Someone tripping over a crack in the sidewalk of your rental property and suing you for damages
- Your tenant's dog* biting someone and you being held responsible for the injuries
Coverage is also provided if you're sued for:
- Slander: An injurious spoken statement
- Libel: An injurious written statement
- False arrest, detention, or imprisonment
- Malicious prosecution
- Shock/mental anguish
What is not covered by an umbrella policy?
An umbrella policy generally does not provide coverage for:- your injuries or damage to your personal property
- a criminal or intentional action causing damage to someone else
- liability you assume under a contract
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Oh shit yeah, I'm thinking gap insurance, thanks. That was a good read