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ReentryPhantom said:
Phil is the kind of dude that needs the humbling from an ass kicking. If he would have gotten one, we probably wouldn't be talking about him right now.
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fuck man, i doubt phil was even spanked as a kid. bet he was spoiled to all hell

tzgnilki said:
using wifi and complains about dropped inputs
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ya but please, we all know thats not dropped inputs. its just phil being bad and his frontal lobe throwing out his most generic excuse. he prolly says that shit without even realizing it anymore. like kids screaming camper on cod. its just a fallback excuse to save precious egos
 
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ReentryPhantom said:
Phil is the kind of dude that needs the humbling from an ass kicking. If he would have gotten one, we probably wouldn't be talking about him right now.
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Exactly. Win or lose a fight teaches you to not treat everybody like shit or there will be consequences. Phil has not only not been in a fight, he's carved out a life to never have a physical verbal confrontation after his FGC days. So it explains a lot.
 
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I can’t believe how fucking lame the new DSP Tries Its are. They were always terrible, but the old ones could actually be funny (for the wrong reasons) and had the tiniest pinch of effort put in. There was the “DSP triiiies it!” intro, actual camerawork, and soothing music. To quote PandaLee, “I didn’t even know you could be this lazy.”
 
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YokuNama said:
He looks like he's taking a shit while eating shit.

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"Thats good. Thats REAL good"

Puts the fork to the camera asking does anyone want any "Well too bad! HAHAHAHAHA"

Scans chat for insults.

Sets cake down after eating only a quarter of it. Obviously not that good, but Kat made it so it's good. Everything she makes is good.
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Perfect Gremlin Screencap of Phil during his annual Rediscovering of cake among many other things for the first time this year..
 
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ReentryPhantom said:
Phil is the kind of dude that needs the humbling from an ass kicking. If he would have gotten one, we probably wouldn't be talking about him right now.
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You'd be surprised how often that does not work and are better off not doing that in the first place.

Edit: This is the Phil thread not the IP2 thread.
 
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So he wolfed down half of his "revolting" McDonald's chicken sandwich in 3 bites, and he barely ate a quarter of a piece of his "delicious" birthday cake after taking several dainty bites while making a pained and angry face, and chugging water after each bite? lol ok Phil.
 
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In other news in the King Of Tumbleweeds Forums there is KGHaleon talking to himself.

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His moderator promotion really did kill that forum
 
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PutridElephant said:
"My bread is scheduled to go bad before Sunday"
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Another example of Phil pretending to be a normal adult in front of his child audience

A bread schedule!
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A bread schedule!

Edit: real "adults" eat their bread when the slices smell normal upon inspection.

So many times have I (and I assume you) saved money and wasting food by eating the two heels of bread that is beyond its "best of date" knowing people would die (literally) for your slightly dry bread.

Of all things Phil does, this is the first I'm actually angry about.......
 
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Stephen Hawking said:
Another example of Phil pretending to be a normal adult in front of his child audience

A bread schedule!
AGAIN
A bread schedule!

Edit: real "adults" eat their bread when the slices smell normal upon inspection.

So many times have I (and I assume you) saved money and wasting food by eating the two heels of bread that is beyond its "best of date" knowing people would die (literally) for your slightly dry bread.

Of all things Phil does, this is the first I'm actually angry about.......
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In my shithole country we have "ideally eat before x" and "expiry date x". The second one is printed on medicine or shit that is absolutely NOT safe to consume after date x, the other on regular groceries where you can eat it as long as it doesn't smell foul or has any strange colors (mold)
Also remember that this guy dumped like a quarter kilo of perfectly fine ground beef straight into the garbage because the recipe only called for a quarter and he bought half a kilo. It's in one of his old DSP cooks it or whatever he called them
 
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