Today’s stream was really something else. I tuned in and out because I just couldn’t be arsed to sit through the whole thing... I can only take a few minutes of listening to a grown ass man bitching at his controller and blaming the game devs so much before just tuning out.
1. Apparently Phil thinks the Jean vest looks good on him
The last person on this planet to give any type of fashion advice is DSP. This man has absolutely no fashion sense and should be the last person to try to rationalize why some his autistic vests look better than others. Yes, the grown ass man who still wear Levi jeans from the early 2000s and wears video game tshirts and Zelda jammies every day. We all want fashion advice from him. All his clothes look terrible and are fucking embarrassing. He’s become so deluded with his own rationales that he believes some of viewers pick vests based on their fashion prowess and not to make him look the children’s entertainer that he is.
2. There’s too much virtual garbage to sift through but the shamelessness on display was just on another level today. Phil genuinely believes he’s a good content creator. That he puts effort into what he does. That today, on top of being his birthday, should be the standard for how all streams go: minimum amount of effort (literally buying a $15 vest off Amazon and Postmating fast food) should reward him with over $400 in cash. He’s put it in his head that the hundreds of people tuning to see a near 40-year old man on his birthday wasn’t to see the decaying decrepit body that Phil has become but to give him money to support the trash he produces on a daily basis. His sensibilities are so fragile, DSP has built an entire belief system based around the money he receives during streaming that is ultimately used to validate and measure the worth of his existence. That’s why he panics like a sourpuss cunt whenever the Tips Goal isn’t met, his brain cannot process why the usual low effort dumpster-tier garbage he puts out isn’t being rewarded by being showered with money. He’s losing (or arguably has already lost) his damn mind. This is what a life of seclusion away from the real world will do to you people... don’t forsake life for mid-level income, it’s not worth it.
3. Within the broader context of what today actually meant, this was rather depressing. We just watched a 39-year old man virtually prostitute his integrity and character for money. He didn’t spend his birthday out on a date that his wife surprised him with; he wasn’t out in a gathering with friends or family; nothing was planned for this man. Instead, he planned this entire week as a celebration for his existence to extract money from the few mentally handicapped individuals that support his pathetic lifestyle. That’s incredibly fucking sad in retrospect but given that it’s happening to DSP, whatever misery that happens to him is well deserved.
4. Another birthday, another absolutely shitty cake. If my girlfriend ever pulled a stunt like this, I know she wouldn’t give two shits about me and it’d be time for me to end the relationship. This woman can’t even be arsed to bake a custom cake for her man. Instead he has to remind her to bake him the only thing he asked for his birthday because he already knew she wouldn’t put in any effort to buy any presents based on his things he likes. You know, something that your SO should attempt to do which indicates that they actually listen to your wants and needs by surprising you and purchasing an object or service that you know you desired. Instead we got to watch an incredible miserable shell of a boy stuck inside a man’s body eat a cake that required 10 cups of sugar to be baked with, so sweet he had take a sip after every bite. Yeah, that cake is the definition of Khet’s love for Phil: stale and rotten. Very telling about their relationship.
5. Last but not least, interesting that on his day off after his birthday (that he did not celebrate with his wife), he’s taking her to a pet shop to possibly buy another pet... something that she wants, not he wants. We know who wears the pants in this relationship and how big of a pussy Phil has become as he appears terrified to lose the only person he has come to rely on to be his only friend, confidant, and lover. Real fucking smart Phil, co-dependent relationships are extremely healthy and tenacious in the long run.
Today showed us what giving up looks like in real time. What happens to your mind and psyche when you’ve become a living husk of a person who doesn’t care about anything other than sustaining your pathetic little middle-class lifestyle. What a pathetic display of misery and sadness this shitshow was.
