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[GreeneCoDeputy]

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He was a 19D. No wonder he acts like such a prissy faggot and chose a horse logo.

Of course he whines that his MOS was the hardest entry level option. I'm not surprised the Army got shut of him. He's also a shit writer and a terrible speller.

I mostly agree cept that the military is full of fuck ups and retards too. We just have more toys than the other retards.

Training pipeline length isn't everything when it comes to determining how hard an MOS is, but it isn't nothing, either.

19D is a 16-week OSUT (including 9-10 weeks of Basic or however long it is now that they spend having their drill sergeants sweetly whispering to them about internalized racism and transphobia).

For comparison, 11B OSUT is currently either 14 and 22 weeks (there is disagreement between the National Guard recruiting site and GoArmy.com for some reason although there are some news articles agreeing with the Guard's site on 22 weeks).

As a Cavalry Scout, you’ll act as the eyes and ears on the field, gathering information about enemy positions, vehicles, weapons, and activity. You’ll determine whether to call for reinforcements and when to order a retreat. With the information you’ll gather, commanders can make informed decisions about how to move troops and where and when to attack.

Translation: Take a Humvee and drive into this forest. If you see a Russian BMP or a BTR, try to not get killed long enough to tell us on the radio. A SALUTE report would be nice but a scream will work too

Cav is pretty gay but I don't think anything can top a bunch of dudes in a tin can under water for months.

Yeah, I wouldn't say it's the gayest thing I've ever witnessed, but seeing an adult man say "If you ain't Cav, you ain't shit" unironically ranks up there for me.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

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Thank goodness. Now Earl and the fascist militia finally know what pronouns to use next time they're attacking the tranch.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Training pipeline length isn't everything when it comes to determining how hard an MOS is, but it isn't nothing, either.

19D is a 16-week OSUT (including 9-10 weeks of Basic or however long it is now that they spend having their drill sergeants sweetly whispering to them about internalized racism and transphobia).

For comparison, 11B OSUT is currently either 14 and 22 weeks (there is disagreement between the National Guard recruiting site and GoArmy.com for some reason although there are some news articles agreeing with the Guard's site on 22 weeks).



Translation: Take a Humvee and drive into this forest. If you see a Russian BMP or a BTR, try to not get killed long enough to tell us on the radio. A SALUTE report would be nice but a scream will work too


Yeah, I wouldn't say it's the gayest thing I've ever witnessed, but seeing an adult man say "If you ain't Cav, you ain't shit" unironically ranks up there for me.

I once saw a CAV 1SG almost beat a private to serious injury bc homeboy left his precious Stetson in some common area and the kid was dared to rub his balls on it... this wasn't at the unit either it was at a brigade level manifest so it was public. I wasn't in the cav but had cav units in my echelon

I mean its a hat bro not a beret (and by that I mean one of those berets that matter)

 

[moonchild]

Now that's what I call LARPing! Shouldn't they be out defending the tranch or taking care of their animals or building the new troon dungeon and not getting into Twitter fights all day long?

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just two grown ass men losing a twitter fight with a random tumblr kid

 

[Jump]

Did someone say topsoil?

If there is anyone reading this that is hitting them on twitter they should be posting the before/after photos from the zillow listing.
I really cant get over how much they have ruined the land there and yet seem to be proud of it. Once the wind starts pushing the sand it wont stop at the fence line. That desert will grow like cancer and start pealing up the grasslands all around them.

 

[Miss Misery]

Sooooo he was a cavalry scout stationed in post-Cold War Germany and got to stay there when pretty much everyone else got shipped off to AFG?

Poor baby. 19D is truly the hardest MOS. And Phil's the biggest POS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavalry_scout

 

[WinchesterPremium]

God I love this they're literally starting with an almost golden position on this and losing anyway

their argument really should be about how they're calm rational people and it will take too long for law enforcement to arrive therefore they need firearms, any questions about emotional maturity or competency should be labelled as transphobia.

The tranchers however are a great argument against the value of human life in an uncaring cosmos. They instead opted to make it painfully obvious that them owning guns is indeed a failure of the system.

The correct response is to not argue on twitter because that is retarded.

 

[gaystoner]

Sooooo he was a cavalry scout stationed in post-Cold War Germany and got to stay there when pretty much everyone else got shipped off to AFG?

Poor baby. 19D is truly the hardest MOS. And Phil's the biggest POS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavalry_scout

This is the weirdest thing too. He mentions being stationed in Germany and 'OMG post 9/11 fervor'...Wouldn't you mention being transferred to the middle east if you were idk...Transferred to the middle east? I have fam that actually fought in afghanistan and later Iraq.. literally under fire in some desert shithole compound. My cousin doesn't complain at all.

 

[AMHOLIO]

That implies troons think. At all. Ever

They say hindsight is 20/20. For these guys it might be 100/20. And their foresight 200+.

Concerned citizen has thoughts about guns. Troons mad. Penny tries to sound clever. Bonnie ends up helping prove concerned citizen's point.
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Who will be the first to snap? Josiebean or Bonnie?

I say Josie because he seems to be more paranoid and have more invisible enemies. The kind of guy that makes up fights in his head and gets so worked up that he ends up unintentionally saying his lines out loud.

I will keep posting these until Phil learns how to not sound like a mall ninja.

I could see Josie thinking one of the other tranchers is out to get him so he kills them.

That is the most positive violent death end for me as they would only harm each other.

And a few more pics of the Troonship Surprise under the spoiler.

100,000$. 100,000$ not to fix the land, the solar panels, the rape shed, no. Its fucking this piece of junk. These rtoglodytes are infuriating, and the only reason I'm not calling them men is because it's an insult to other males.

But mistress Penny, if you rent it out to troons, you'll become a landlord. And landlords are evil!

 

[White Devil]

Phil really trooned out because he's mad that he became a cav scout and never got to join a right wing death squad like the rest of us.

 

[Ghostse]

This is the weirdest thing too. He mentions being stationed in Germany and 'OMG post 9/11 fervor'...Wouldn't you mention being transferred to the middle east if you were idk...Transferred to the middle east? I have fam that actually fought in afghanistan and later Iraq.. literally under fire in some desert shithole compound. My cousin doesn't complain at all.

If they complain and they aren't injured, they were almost definitely a Poggy Fobbit. Someone is going to give a "POG? but muh 11 series" - but yeah just because you fucked up and got an 11-series test score doesn't mean they sent you outside the wire or even to the sandbox. Especially if you were a fuck up. (And for some reason, chronic fuck ups got called out by their chain alot, and given a lot of NJP. And that tended to make them bitter. Funny how that works)

You need people to pull guard duty or basically get bossed around by a 92 or someone at the motor pool. You don't need to go to specialized training to shift boxes, Marine Soldier.

 

[Vaclav]

That is the most positive violent death end for me as they would only harm each other.

It's the most likely violent ending. The consequences of their bad decisions have only just begun to catch up with them. When the soil is eroding from beneath their feet and they have piles of dead animals to dispose of it won't be good times on the trans ranch. They will of course start by blaming shadowy outside enemies for everything that goes wrong (Chuds!) , but when chuds fail to appear their anger and desire to blame someone for their failures will fix itself on the most convenient (and accurate) target: each other.

These guys are chronic fuckups who probably see the tranch as their last, best chance to "be their authentic selves," so if it starts to fall apart they're going to feel like they have nothing left to lose. There are some seriously unstable people over there, particularly that guy who's apparently estranged from his family of feds (although he may well be a fed himself). The posts about him should be linked from the front page, don't recall his details. But he seems to have a lot of anger and lot of screws loose. Couple that with all the weapons lying around and... guess what comes next.

Still, it's also possible they're heading for a standoff with their neighbors, because as someone else said the desertification that's happening on their land will spread and cross property lines.

 

[break these cuffs]

This is the weirdest thing too. He mentions being stationed in Germany and 'OMG post 9/11 fervor'...Wouldn't you mention being transferred to the middle east if you were idk...Transferred to the middle east? I have fam that actually fought in afghanistan and later Iraq.. literally under fire in some desert shithole compound. My cousin doesn't complain at all.

He absolutely would have talked about deploying if he deployed. I can't speak to how it is in the Army, or how it is in pog units (non-infantry), but combat deployments during were a common dick measuring metric in the Marine Corps during the GWoT (Global War on Terror). There are other "deployments" an infantryman could go on like to Okinawa to bang hookers for jungle warfare training or on a MEU (Marine Expeditionary Unit) to float around on boats and bang hookers in foreign ports train with foreign militaries, but everyone knew what a real deployment was.

You were being cute pretending it was to anywhere besides Iraq or Afghanistan. It would actually rustle the jimmies of some lifers, especially pogs. We were slated for a MEU the deployment after I got out, though most MEUs at this time would get switched to a combat deployment partway through workup, and some retarded general had the gall to tell us "it was good to see the Marine Corps returning to its roots" at the change of command ceremony. Maybe it was some other gay formation. I forget, but it revealed the mentality of some career Marines at the very top. Their Marine Corps was the one that sat around training for the Russians to invade, not the gun club that kicked in doors for a living.

Yes 1st Sgt, please regale us with tales of your deployment to whatever embassy you went to. The Marine Corps has been fighting two wars for how many years now? Why don't you have any deployment ribbons? We know you're a pog, so we're not going to ask about a Combat Action Ribbon.

 

[White Devil]

He absolutely would have talked about deploying if he deployed. I can't speak to how it is in the Army, or how it is in pog units (non-infantry), but combat deployments during were a common dick measuring metric in the Marine Corps during the GWoT (Global War on Terror). There are other "deployments" an infantryman could go on like to Okinawa to bang hookers for jungle warfare training or on a MEU (Marine Expeditionary Unit) to float around on boats and bang hookers in foreign ports train with foreign militaries, but everyone knew what a real deployment was.

You were being cute pretending it was to anywhere besides Iraq or Afghanistan. It would actually rustle the jimmies of some lifers, especially pogs. We were slated for a MEU the deployment after I got out, though most MEUs at this time would get switched to a combat deployment partway through workup, and some retarded general had the gall to tell us "it was good to see the Marine Corps returning to its roots" at the change of command ceremony. Maybe it was some other gay formation. I forget, but it revealed the mentality of some career Marines at the very top. Their Marine Corps was the one that sat around training for the Russians to invade, not the gun club that kicked in doors for a living.

Yes 1st Sgt, please regale us with tales of your deployment to whatever embassy you went to. The Marine Corps has been fighting two wars for how many years now? Why don't you have any deployment ribbons? We know you're a pog, so we're not going to ask about a Combat Action Ribbon.

But on the other hand, Phil is a pussy leftist faggot so maybe bragging about having a CIB would paint him as a baby murderer to the rest of his fucked up, commie larping ilk.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Did someone say topsoil?

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These troons have zero awareness that their overgrazing and grassland destruction is a direct contributor to dust storms. That whole historic dust bowl thing in the US was a direct result of inappropriate intensive farming practices on mismanaged land. The lack of any kind of critical thinking skills is astounding.

At least their piece of land is small, and their neighbors properties are in much better condition. That said, desertification is a bitch of a process to reverse. It takes a lot of hard work and a lot of time in these arid environments. It's so much easier to just not be a scourge upon the earth than it is to rehabilitate the ecosystem.

This is a big problem for their neighbors. The dust coming from their property will settle on grasses on nearby properties, killing it by smothering it. It's a runaway effect whereby degraded land causes the land around it to also degrade. The entire lot is just loose dirt. There's nothing there. Those animals are so hungry and there's so many of them that they've eaten every molecule of plant life available to them. The more land they buy, the more land they can ruin.

They're such a fucking blight on everything.

 

[Sheogorath]

literally rotting away nature with their presence

 

[break these cuffs]

These troons have zero awareness that their overgrazing and grassland destruction is a direct contributor to dust storms. That whole historic dust bowl thing in the US was a direct result of inappropriate intensive farming practices on mismanaged land. The lack of any kind of critical thinking skills is astounding.

At least their piece of land is small, and their neighbors properties are in much better condition. That said, desertification is a bitch of a process to reverse. It takes a lot of hard work and a lot of time in these arid environments. It's so much easier to just not be a scourge upon the earth than it is to rehabilitate the ecosystem.

This is a big problem for their neighbors. The dust coming from their property will settle on grasses on nearby properties, killing it by smothering it. It's a runaway effect whereby degraded land causes the land around it to also degrade. The entire lot is just loose dirt. There's nothing there. Those animals are so hungry and there's so many of them that they've eaten every molecule of plant life available to them. The more land they buy, the more land they can ruin.

They're such a fucking blight on everything.

There is a tourist stop near Freeport, ME that's worth a visit when you're done taking picture with the big boot at LL Bean called The Desert of Maine. tldr is that a family of farmers in the 1800s over-grazed and improperly cultivated the land stripping the topsoil. It exposed a sand deposit from 10,000 years ago. The sand patch grew and overtook the entire farm due to the lack of topsoil. It's pretty wild to see a legit desert in the middle of a conifer forest.



The Tranch is starting with a much less robust ecosystem.

 

[White Devil]

Troons whining about climate change while being the biggest cause of it in their local ecology.

 

[Sheogorath]

Troons whining about climate change while being the biggest cause of it in their local ecology.

they probably look around and actually think "oh wow all the grass is gone this climate change sure is a pain in the am hole" completely oblivious that they caused it

 

[Dagobert]

While I 100% believe the tranchlings could dismantle their local ecosystem, do we have any pics confirming it isn't similar on the neighbors side at this time? Here in Oregon I've seen patches that look barren in the scrub-lands in the east that spring back to life in the growing season; not sure what they have in Colorado but I was thinking that since the tranch is located in a place with a short growing season, it could it just be a winter phase.