US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Not even 90 days into his regime....

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BipolarPon said:
I firmly in the mindset that Biden has dementia, so he can't even lie because he forgets about everything.
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That's the fun part about all of this, Biden would be much more hilarious if they didn't try hiding his faggotry and pretending he's some hot grandpa everyone wants to bang (maybe China wants to fist his ass tho idk).
Fuck, I would love it if any of his State of the Union adresses wasn't obviously scripted and any "debates" didn't have him get fed lines.

But I'm pretty sure everyone in his cabinet (including him) knows how retarded he is and wants the masquerade up for... reasons? I thought it was for Kamala reasons, but the longer this keeps up the more information about her spreads, and if everyone knows about Kamalas douchebaggery when she takes over as POTUS...
 
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Salubrious said:
If Bezos is in favor of heavier legislation, I guarantee that legislation will be designed to fuck over small businesses HARD.

Amazon can afford to be "regulation compliant". Small businesses cannot. Then Amazon will get special privileges to not be compliant anyway.
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Same reason why I’m suspicious of their support for a $15 minimum wage.

It sounds nice on paper to the progressive normies (“government is ‘giving’ more money to me!”), but I suspect that Amazon knows that many smaller businesses won’t be able to survive with mandated wages that high- especially in the rural areas.
 
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Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 said:
There's an easy way for them to do it, especially in Democrat run states:

-Jack up your property taxes. Like you go from paying $2000 a year to $20,000
-Confiscate houses of those who can't pay, make them migrant housing
-if you take in a family or two with 5 kids, the wife's sister and her boyfriend, and abuela, you can get a discount to like $5000 a year and keep your house

I could see local HUD commissars going around and asking-"Does your family of 3 really need such a large house? You could fit like 10 refugees in here."
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I doubt even Dem voters would sit idly by while that happens. Dem boomers are the same as Republican ones, just more entitled to believing they should get McMansions, while the Dem youth voters are stuck renting.
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I am sure hiring based on oppressed minority status won't backfire in anyway. Bets a tranny pilot will an hero via crashing their plane filled with passengers?
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I bet he voted Biden as well.
 
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Sue them, fuck them up.

I get the feeling it will be Trump/DeSantis in '24, but Trump will sort of make no bones about it being a spite run and DeSantis will be in charge of everything, just let him work on China and North Korea. Trump just wants the W he rightfully should have had last year. The more competent version of what Joepedo and the Ho are doing now.
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Ron is trying to win back my heart after cucking during the election. I don't know if I can ever forgive that cowardice he showed, but my God if his antics don't bring a smile to my face from time to time.
 
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ThatOneLurker said:
Ron is trying to win back my heart after cucking during the election. I don't know if I can ever forgive that cowardice he showed, but my God if his antics don't bring a smile to my face from time to time.
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Problem is that the Repub establishment usually cucks during mission critical points (see Noem), don't let them fool you into believing that they'll be standing up against the nonsense when it gets tough- and those points are when you really need people in power to stand up and resist.
 
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mandatorylurk said:
Did DeSantis cuck on the election? Florida's election was run correctly, he supported the Texas vs. Pennsylvania lawsuit, unless I missed something where he threw Trump under the bus on 1/6.
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They all threw him under the bus in the moment, but I feel like that was because it was either that or metaphorically being lined up against the wall. When people started to calm down and realize how overblown 1/6 was, then the rational ones supported the Orange Man.
 
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soy_king said:
They all threw him under the bus in the moment, but I feel like that was because it was either that or metaphorically being lined up against the wall. When people started to calm down and realize how overblown 1/6 was, then the rational ones supported the Orange Man.
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Fuck orange man he should have pardoned the insurrectionists he gets what he deserves
 
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