Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Another extremely ironic share on his story 😂💀 also a still from one of his videos from today... God he looks disgusting. And old. And also his facial hair looks like pubes.
 

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Gaear Grimsrud said:
Stop thinking in extremes, Lucas.

Not everybody either loves or hates capitalism. A lot of people just shrug and go "eh."

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I know it's dumb to give much thought to the rantings of a crazy bum...but...giving the woman $100 would "technically" be prostitution he said. What? Under no laws I'm aware of would taking money to have lunch with someone be illegal (pathetic yes, but not illegal). Also, giving the money to a 3rd party to get someone to have lunch with him, under his mental framework, would make that person a pimp but that's ok/legal?

I also loved his rationalization that this wasn't misogynistic, it was a "business transaction"...and somehow, because of "reasons", that makes it ok and totally above board.

What pure insanity he's blessed us with today.
 
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Try selling this song for a Disney musical number Maaaaake it sooooooo!

Also she can't wear glasses, he is saying us people with bad eye sight have inferior genes? I am offended if I wasn't already offended by Lucas in general this really put it over the edge for me. Time to call 5-0 I'm triggered by this she must have perfect eyesight remark.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Possible gayops and poop-touching.

Nothing was confirmed but Goldy conveniently vanished right around the time Lucas got catfished to LA then strangers started paying for his shit. Like I said nothing confirmed, but it was certainly suspicious behavior given he only did so right when people started to suspect he was fondling the turd.

IMO Goldy's behavior also demonstrated that he was a one-trick pony, and a Wern-centric personality.
He could have gone onto to do other cows and shit, but instead he got caught up in presumed gayops which resulted in feeding a notorious pedofreak and E-begging Phase Wern (arguably the most unpopular Wern phase on this thread).
Even if he was caught up in it, he could have taken the heat, admitted he was being a faggot and moved on, but to so casually scrub his channel and his online persona that quickly shows he was ultimately invested in Wern and Wern alone.
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I totally agree, I will take it a step further: since Lucas was already on Patreon in late 2019 and early 2020, Goldor simply accelerated the inevitable: IG, FB, and YT begging. He totally jumped off ship when shit hit the fan and when he had the opportunity to question Lucas, he didn't probe Lucas on issues that would advance Wernology. Goldor had a whole site full of data on cows he could have documented/engaged(not encouraged lol): Russel Greer, Marijan, hell, he could have even looked up the namesake of the farms. But he choose to poke Lucas and feed into his already massive ego. IMO I think Goldor was trying to get monetized by doing the Golden USB Show, and then he realized that Lucas was such a difficult subject to engage and keep focused, that having a full season (10-15 episodes of Lucas interviews and interactions) was just not going to happen. Goldor also realized that he was in too deep and the next few moves he was making could have turned him into a cow himself, so he scrubbed his channel and left Lucas in one of the most annoying and insufferable forms imaginable. Goldor definitely gave the impression that he was involved with the LA Catfish (I don't know why you would even want to implicate yourself in this matter) if you didn't do it, you shouldn't try to hide your content or make a coverup, just really sketchy. I also believe that there are too many YT channels competing for Lucas' attention and this is feeding into his ego. @klickitat @Fatal Walter Recipes of Redemption and Cyael are great at documenting and mirroring his videos and providing commentary, they also garner hilarious reactions from Lucas and give him initiative to make a fool of himself. I think many of the channels that have popped up after Recipes of Redemption (summer 2020) are lacking quality content and are only serving to incite minor altercations with Lucas, which only detract from the ultimate goal of Wernologists: to uncover his motives and to document his weird and eccentric behaviors without giving into his ego.
 
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Make it So, Gen Z

It’s about healthy baby DNA
So she better not be a drug addicted poser a prostitute or a foollllll
She better not have low intelligence or bad eyesight or bad health of any sort of way
She better not be rude to me or ungorgeous or meannnnnnnnn
$100 to you generation Z if you hook me up with the woman that I needddddd
It’s not about prostitution and it’s not about your greed it’s not about the worship of money
But if you do not comply you’re a classist agephobic bigot generation
Move on it make it happen captain, make it soooooooooooooooooooooo
 
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He's already narrowing the category for a potential mate.

Now she's got to be between 18 and 21, she can't wear glasses, she's got to be a marxist, she can't be dirty, and she's got to be gorgeous, not just pretty.

I'm starting to think that whoever said Lucas is setting himself up to fail, deliberately, in this goal was right. He's making the possible mate category that he would accept so unbelievably narrow, when we all know he would fail no matter how broad the category was, but by shrinking it to such a tiny fraction of a fraction he guarantees he won't ever have to go on a date.

And boy, if anybody thinks that setting Lucas up with the date is going to get them paid, Lucas would never pay anyone.

How are you supposed to guarantee that the person who goes on a date with him ends up liking him? How could match-making possibly guarantee someone else's feelings?

I mean it's not even logically feasible, but of course, that's lucas, isn't it? Not logically feasible.
 
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Bad eyesight? Remember that Lucas used to wear glasses and no longer wears them because they were lost. He admitted that his eyesight is quite poor and probably really should be wearing glasses.

Lucas has tons of health problems both mentally and physically. He also is a fat tub of lard. But his lady has to be gorgeous and fit for the exceptional cow. Years ago he was offering $1000 and not one person took him up on that offer. Now he thinks for $100 someone will have a friend go on a date with him? As if!

Edit: Saw the video where he flashing his money around like a wannabe gangsta rapper. Such an exceptional thing for a hobo to do. The police probably aren't gonna put much time into investigating a second degree robbery case if some other ragmen jumped Lucas and took his Corona bux. Such American exceptionalism!
 
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Josef Mengele said:
I totally agree, I will take it a step further: since Lucas was already on Patreon in late 2019 and early 2020, Goldor simply accelerated the inevitable: IG, FB, and YT begging. He totally jumped off ship when shit hit the fan and when he had the opportunity to question Lucas, he didn't probe Lucas on issues that would advance Wernology. Goldor had a whole site full of data on cows he could have documented/engaged(not encouraged lol): Russel Greer, Marijan, hell, he could have even looked up the namesake of the farms. But he choose to poke Lucas and feed into his already massive ego. IMO I think Goldor was trying to get monetized by doing the Golden USB Show, and then he realized that Lucas was such a difficult subject to engage and keep focused, that having a full season (10-15 episodes of Lucas interviews and interactions) was just not going to happen. Goldor also realized that he was in too deep and the next few moves he was making could have turned him into a cow himself, so he scrubbed his channel and left Lucas in one of the most annoying and insufferable forms imaginable. Goldor definitely gave the impression that he was involved with the LA Catfish (I don't know why you would even want to implicate yourself in this matter) if you didn't do it, you shouldn't try to hide your content or make a coverup, just really sketchy. I also believe that there are too many YT channels competing for Lucas' attention and this is feeding into his ego. @klickitat @Fatal Walter Recipes of Redemption and Cyael are great at documenting and mirroring his videos and providing commentary, they also garner hilarious reactions from Lucas and give him initiative to make a fool of himself. I think many of the channels that have popped up after Recipes of Redemption (summer 2020) are lacking quality content and are only serving to incite minor altercations with Lucas, which only detract from the ultimate goal of Wernologists: to uncover his motives and to document his weird and eccentric behaviors without giving into his ego.
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Recipes of Redemption also isn't Lucas-specific, or even Lucas-centric. He just takes atrocious recipes from cows and makes them edible to normies.
In addition to having a unique gimmick (cooking) which is also useable for normies watching his vids.

The fact that Goldy seemed to latch onto Wern and never even replied to suggestions that he go for cows like Greer or Clawshrimpy seems strangely telling in hindsight.

Also Lucas's facial expressions are something else:
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“I am not interested in the unhealthy, the unclean, the unfathomably stupid.” - Lucas Colby Werner

Edit: Lucas you wish you could be the like the old man Fidel Chadstro hanging out with all the genetically pure gen z Communists. On his right is Camila Vallejo voted the sexiest Communist of all time you don't see Fidel waving stacks of Benjamins in their faces, greedy money worshipper.

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Maxxicus Callahan said:

Try selling this song for a Disney musical number Maaaaake it sooooooo!

Also she can't wear glasses, he is saying us people with bad eye sight have inferior genes? I am offended if I wasn't already offended by Lucas in general this really put it over the edge for me. Time to call 5-0 I'm triggered by this she must have perfect eyesight remark.
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Why tf does he keep getting 6 upvotes on some of his videos?? Who is upvoting his bullshit besides himself
 
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