Twitch: "Our Plan for Addressing Severe Off-Service Misconduct"

[Thumb Butler]

Thinking that a giant coporation like Amazon is "Leftist" despite their hatred of unions, workers rights and love of spying on people to sell products is just dumb.

In America anyone left of Obama is a "communist", so yes. American leftists are champagne socialists and many love their Amazon PRIME delivered funky pops a little too much.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

TL;DR: If you livestream on Twitch, Jeff Bezos is paying a 3rd party private investigation firm to spy on every fucking thing you do. They've also opened a tipline at <osit@twitch.tv> to narc on your favorite Twitch streamers.



Genuinely wondering if there's some way I can make it unlawful for Twitch or "third-party investigation firms" in association with Twitch to use the site.

Dont their viewers already do that for FREE?

 

[hot hot leg]

I'm pretty sure following the actions of people off-site is all sorts of fucking illegal. It's none of your fucking business what people do when they're not using your site.

Isn't that what we do here?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Implying that "Twitch Partner Program Approved" camwhores play games.

Girls fuck dogs

 

[keke]

You’re all freaking out over nothing all you have to do it NOT be a racist transphobe, REEEE incels mad they can’t use slurs.

Okay retarded low-tier satire aside, they employ zoophile rapist trannies. We all know hateful just means based.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Twitch is wholesome guise no worries

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Well I've just about had it with twitch, fellas--we should open our own streaming platfor-oh yeah it would be shut down within a week. The Internet is such a joke these days

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[Internet_Loner]

How old are those screenshots though?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

im not surprised since people are getting banned for stuff they may or may have not done off stream.

i really hate how they trying to make snitching be something to be proud off.

but hey, maybe the kiwi farms can make a profit for doxxing streamers.

 

[tulskij_tochnyj]

Bezos is in the bed with glowniggers, so this "off-service misconduct" is a cover-up. Glowies are going to use Amazon's infrastructure to spy on people, Twitch streamers are just guinea pigs.

 

[Totally Awesome]

You ain't missing shit. Jerma is the only stream I can tolerate, probably because his politics don't match twitch's, judging by the only political rant he ever did (Teardown stream).

What political opinions does he have?

 

[KingofNothing]

Fuck that. Your reach only extends to your site. Stalking people offsite just to look for shit to ban them is some creepy shit.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

How old are those screenshots though?

This month dood.
You can view twitch not logged in, fresh browser, virgin view and it looks like Chaturbate with the occasional soybeard thrown in.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Don't worry this won't get equally enforced so all your favorite twitch whores are safe.

 

[Account]

Genuinely wondering if there's some way I can make it unlawful for Twitch or "third-party investigation firms" in association with Twitch to use the site.

"Your honor, I request Exhibit A be stricken from the record. The Terms of Service of the website that Exhibit A was taken from states 'no Bezo glowniggers can use the content of this site for any reason' (Exhibit J)."

 

[Megaroad 2012]

I just saw this movie called Possessor and all I see now is that scene with the mindless not-Amazon corporate drones stairing into VR headsets all day watching your live stream, monitoring the curtains you have hanging over your windows.

 

[Slap47]

Perhaps I should list my use of this site on my resume. Bezos might treat his goons with some decency at the very least.

 

[Concho Pete]

Yet another harmless-seeming trial balloon.
InQtel & DARPA funded megacorps are getting pretty comfortable with playing police man. Parallel investigations handing the state everything but the conviction. Expect more of it.

 

[GooglePuppet]

What political opinions does he have?

He appears to be a centrist libertarian, if I were to take a guess.

"If I have to fucking hear the words 'democratic stronghold' one more time, I'm gonna eat a glass bottle."

"If I hear the words 'You know, we're still counting. The count's coming in. You see these, these are all real people. These are people. You know, we're not saying that they're not people, but we're still counting, and this could change. It absolutely could change, but the president is obviously seeing some uh, uh, some trouble here, but we're still counting. We're counting.'"

"8 minute news cycle. 8 minute news cycle. See you in 8 minutes for the 8 minute news cycle. We're still counting. Let's take a look at this counting."

"'Nevada is ready for the election! But we're only going to be counting votes between 4am & 11am, and then we're shutting the fucking lights off and everyone goes home for three days."

Nothing crazy, but no other streamer would even dare say something like that, because they wouldn't want to say anything that could be twisted into election rigging rhetoric. Jerma just didn't give a fuck. Now, I understand that JSchlatt is a republican Trump supporter, possibly the only one on all of twitch to get big, but he would never suggest shit like this on stream afaik.

edit: I just remembered that JSchlatt used to be a septic youtuber. Also, the only political jokes I've heard him make on twitch were about Elizabeth Warren.

 

[NerdShamer]

Yeah, this isn't really surprising considering that this is Twitch.