Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Bingeville]

"His dirty talk was learned and not practiced." Umm, imagine what Chins says about "juicy peaches" and "weiners."

I cannot believe that she sent him a picture of herself today. The desperation.

ETA: they're gonna find her corpse in one of these remote locations after her heart explodes from walking 200 meters, and think that her corpse is bloated from decomp.

Why the fuck is she so mad at ducks/geese?

 

[M.T. Graves]

If this live is any indication, the man she’s looking for who can “keep up with her” is going to be 80 years old. Watching her try to walk is mesmerizing, there’s so much swaying side to side but very little forward movement.

 

[gampboonerisms]

"Tasteful perverts only" means she'll look at a picture of your wiener but she won't let it near her mouth because kissing wieners is gross. And you should like going to the zoo.

Yeah but Chantal doesn't want those guys. She wants someone fit and hot with hair and nice teeth who can, and I quote, "keep up with her" yet she brings absolutely nothing to the table. There might be a hot fetishest out there but what are the odds he's in Ottawa or he's willing to put up with someone who's clearly terrified of sex.


I can believe this. It's before tax and in US dollars, correct? She doesn't live a lavish lifestyle and we know she's stupid with money so all her food, Torrid and Lush products are all paid on credit (some of it by Peetz) and she likely pays the minimum. If (I know) she's smart and has an accountant and keeps her receipts, she can put those purchases against her income to bring it down to the point where she likely pays very little in taxes. Most of her receipts are electronic so all she has to do is not delete the emailed receipts and she has everything. However she's not paying into a pension and unlikely is putting anything towards her future (RRSPs, etc.) so if she lives long, it's going to be grim.

But Nicholas has a good job so he can probably provide for her and pay for their weekend getaways, trips to the zoo and all the fine wine Chantal loves to drink.

Edit: Doesn't Madame have appointments today? Shouldn't we be watching a GRWM now where she's putting a face masks on her legs and getting her "big bum" in her cheeky shapewear "underwears?" And I want to see the skinny ankle and painted toenails.

she admitted in one of her 80 hours of livestreaming, that her accountant gets pissy cause she constantly throws away her receipts.

Chantal’s ready to bring the Brini to his place...then guzzle it in front of him while screeching about her cats.

Also yes, breasts are mostly fatty tissue. More importantly, giving them no support over the years causes the skin to stretch out and result in pancake titties, a la Kelly Lenza. Some of that is genetics but giving no support to your gorls absolutely exacerbates the issue.

Chantal thinking she can “train up” sagging tits with a bra is on the level of a formerly obese person who thinks they can train the now-sagging flap of skin on their stomach to go nice and taut again by wearing a girdle every day. Not going to happen. It’s stretched, it’s done, and only surgery will fix it.

do people actually believe this is a thing? newsflash: it doesn't matter how many hundreds of hours you do or dont wear a bra, ANY bra. if you have natural tits, they have a tear drop shape and if you're grossly out of shape, they pancake out. there's a whole movement of (small tittied) women who don't wear bras and their tits are just as firm as those who do wear bras.

Spoiler: tmi tittes

i've been wearing sports bras for all of my bra wearing life. my tits are still that tear drop shape without the bra. i was once told that wearing sports bras so much would damage my breast tissue. that person couldn't answer how it damages the tissue. no research supports that and no doctor has ever told me to not wear sports bras.

i swear chantal is about as educated about the female body as a cow is educated about trees.

 

[BeachBlondeCaramel]

She just revealed that she didn’t go to the skin biopsy!

For all her 12yr old behavior of late, skipping her biopsy appointment has me bent! Those appointments when missed took up time someone else who needed a skin biopsy done could have had. Also her attitude about ' i can always rebook' only works for 2 appointments in Canada. then they refuse to book you so good luck with that 450lb failure! She gets all the bad karma she deserves !

 

[Occipital Fupa]

Watching her live now where she is walking. I hope I don't offend any people who live in that area, but why does she keep saying how beautiful it is right now? Brown, dead looking, muddy? Not my idea of beautiful landscaping.

She lives in an Amazon boxes dumpster, with litter and cat hair everywhere on the filthy carpet, soiled toilet and a MLP greasy gargoyle for a roommate.

Of couse dry grass and brown trees look better.

 

[Creme Egg]

She's here: Battle of Crysler's Farm National Historic Site, South Dundas, ON K0C 2G0.

Which is a over an hours drive away from her home... for a 10 minute walk.

 

[Bingeville]

The Incredible Shrinking Fupa! " I can grab my vag!" Good, cause no one else wants to.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

What she considers "a hill."

 

[Darth Bino]

So there is so much to unpack with Chantel this week. First of all, I love the fact that Chantel and Amber will complain when people make fun of fat people and insist that fat people are beautiful but Chantel wants a man who has abs and is thin and has perfect teeth despite the fact that Chantel's teeth are rotting away and she is as far from thin as possible. Talk about a double standard. So if a woman is fat then she is still beautiful but if a man is fat than he is a disgusting slob and none of these fat youtubers want anything to do with them.

Also Chantel put on her dating profile that she is just looking for a one night stand but after going on her 10 minute date, she is literally talking about this encounter as if she is a disney princess meeting her prince. Chantel is the type of person to fall in love with a male escort she hired and then get upset that he isn't responding to her texts. And what doesn't make sense to me is that if her car encounter with Nick was so great, then why did it only last 10 minutes? If I met with a girl in her car and we had instant chemistry and made out in the car, I would def be trying to bring her back to my place or something. It just seems odd that he kissed her and then immediately bounced. Does Chantel not find that weird? I can tell Chantel has no idea how a guy would act if he was seriously interested in her.

The only positive thing about this horny era is Chantel isn't talking to her cats for hours on end in her stupid baby voice.

 

[retro goddess]

She's here: Battle of Crysler's Farm National Historic Site, South Dundas, ON K0C 2G0.

Which is a over an hours drive away from her home... for a 10 minute walk.

There must be some restaurant she wants to try over there.

 

[Cow Poly]

You win this round, Karate Joe...

 

[theblob]

I think this season of Chantal with the love arc is interesting because it is causing her to want to be healthy. However, this trend of walking and eating greek salads with chicken will end the moment she gets dicked down because she will think the guys like her the way she is. I truly want this stupid bitch to do good with her life but I already know how this ends...

 

[Nadhezda™]

She drove a full hour away from where she lives to waddle for 10 minutes. Her spiel about not caring what people think and being a carefree confident fat gorl is a heap of shit. If you're so ashamed of yourself and your body that you will drive an hour to get somewhere rural or even just to somewhere where the same people won't see you twice, consider doing something to change said body.

A little late, but re: the HE CANCELED ON MEEE live; Occam's razor, honey. Seriously. The simplest explanation is probably the most likely, especially here. She flew between 'whatever, I can find another man and I AM akshually talking to one RIGHT NOW' and 'but maybe he was scared! maybe he was too nervous! Maybe a thing DID come up!"

Chantal is so deeply socially inept and isolated that the frequent phenomenon of fucking ghosting people for whatever reason on dating apps and sites has completely stunned her. She claims to be deeply experienced and very sexually forward, but can't wrap her head around 'he doesn’t want to see you again'. She can't comprehend the fact that he just... didn't talk to her. That she had to actually message him first.

I'm voting on the edible binge, but the lingerie? Y'all know damn well that shit isn't getting returned. It'll gather pizza crumbs in the closet until such time as her family have to come and sort her things.

 

[shingles]

holy fuck she is bragging about her thigh gap

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

I didn't know Tulsi Gabbard had a thing for SSBBW braphogs...

That's only $2, Tulsi!

 

[DongMiguel]

lmao Chantal going on about how she doesn't want to think or talk about food because of her trying to get a hold on her eating...as she drives miles and miles to pick up some poutine.

In fact, didn't she just say a week or so ago that she didn't like poutine much anymore? Yeah, okay.

 

[Constellationzero]

So there is so much to unpack with Chantel this week. First of all, I love the fact that Chantel and Amber will complain when people make fun of fat people and insist that fat people are beautiful but Chantel wants a man who has abs and is thin and has perfect teeth despite the fact that Chantel's teeth are rotting away and she is as far from thin as possible. Talk about a double standard. So if a woman is fat then she is still beautiful but if a man is fat than he is a disgusting slob and none of these fat youtubers want anything to do with them.

Also Chantel put on her dating profile that she is just looking for a one night stand but after going on her 10 minute date, she is literally talking about this encounter as if she is a disney princess meeting her prince. Chantel is the type of person to fall in love with a male escort she hired and then get upset that he isn't responding to her texts. And what doesn't make sense to me is that if her car encounter with Nick was so great, then why did it only last 10 minutes? If I met with a girl in her car and we had instant chemistry and made out in the car, I would def be trying to bring her back to my place or something. It just seems odd that he kissed her and then immediately bounced. Does Chantel not find that weird? I can tell Chantel has no idea how a guy would act if he was seriously interested in her.

The only positive thing about this horny era is Chantel isn't talking to her cats for hours on end in her stupid baby voice.

Couldn't think of a more perfect match for Russel "The Face" Greer. Too bad though. He only dates 9s and 10s.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Edit to add: Watching her live now where she is walking. I hope I don't offend any people who live in that area, but why does she keep saying how beautiful it is right now? Brown, dead looking, muddy? Not my idea of beautiful landscaping.

This is the absolutely ugliest time of year in this city. No leaves and dead, muddy grass - the only thing missing is the melting snowbanks full of cigarette butts and dog shit. Chantal is an idiot.

Why the fuck is she so mad at ducks/geese?

Because geese suck. Most (all?) Canadians hate geese. They're bullies. Don't know why anyone would hate ducks though.

For all her 12yr old behavior of late, skipping her biopsy appointment has me bent! Those appointments when missed took up time someone else who needed a skin biopsy done could have had. Also her attitude about ' i can always rebook' only works for 2 appointments in Canada. then they refuse to book you so good luck with that 450lb failure! She gets all the bad karma she deserves !

Someone commented that and she got so fucking pissy. I'm guessing she was to see a specialist and those appointments can take months. I guess eating herself to death is back on the table. Good.

I can hear her video and I can hear her sucking food off her disgusting fingers. Fuck she's a pig. Gets food from takeout and then shoves her hooves in her mouth.

Edit: And she doesn't have napkins.

 

[Bingeville]

When I left, it was Greek Salad with a chicken breast. I am stunned to see that we landed on poutine instead. Seeing as how she no longer has any interest in fried potatoes.

ETA: While I agree that none of the men on Jersey Shore were hot, where does this 450 pound ogre, with 2 strands of hair, mainlining poutine in a dark parking lot, get off judging anyone else's looks.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

She does have toilet paper because she just blew her nose (barf). She's eating poutine with a fork but still managing to shove her fingers into the food, then running her fat fingers through her hair. And the random nose picks. She's a pig.