DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

what the fuck did he do that was physical to throw his back out or w/e? straining it to lean in to ban or check chat on how to beat mario level 3.1?

That chicken sandwich swinging and lifting that slice of cake did it.

What a fucking whiner.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Congrats to 30 pages of "what detractor is the worst".

What if Phil is own worst detractor?

 

[NotValKilmer]

I was re-watching his "MEE REEE" vid cause it's hilarious and I finally figured out what his toothless deranged potato face reminded me of. This is definitely him in 10 years after the gin and seclusion has destroyed what is left of his raisin brain and he walks around in public mumbling to himself, thinking he is on stream.

 

[DiabeticSP]

what the fuck did he do that was physical to throw his back out or w/e? straining it to lean in to ban or check chat on how to beat mario level 3.1?

Lifting the largest bag of cat food possible incorrectly because his son needs to eat and the big bag means he can resume his normal day off schedule for longer.

We all know Phil considers water gallons heavy so unless he had Kat pick the bag up like a bitch its totally enough to leave his back sore.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

I’d say he will keep it up until his next day off if his wheelchairs don’t put up a fuss about it. His excuse is truly some pig roach bullshit. Don’t flap your gums about having a cured back less than 6 days ago and now squeal that it’s shot dumbfuck.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I found this clip on reddit so i stole it.

Look at this. So bad.

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That's almost worse than teh cuphead tutorial..

 

[architects]

this is when he makes me chuckle. All pretense goes away...just a “nudge nudge and wink wink...my poor ole back”. Goes you know...post birthday bash...but not really...but technically it’s the day after...but treat like a normal day....but since there’s balloons...BUT REEEEMEMBER, it’s just an ordinary day............
I lulz

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I found this clip on reddit so i stole it.

Look at this. So bad.

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Can someone explain why Phil has such a bug up his gouty ass over Nintendo? Bitching about the pro controller is the latest in his line of “fuck you Nintendo” moments. Is it because someone dressed as Mario (please sit down, MovieBob) told Phil ”No“ as a kid, or is it because Phil is so bad at “kids games” that he needs a scapegoat to keep his so-called “gamer cred” going?

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Guys, I think we've been looking in the wrong place for DSP's secret Kiwi Farms account...

Pretty easy to find out who I am. Posted enough about my main YouTube account, even screenshots of DSP insulting me. Don't know how much easier I need to make it. The only reason I chose a random name was because I couldn't be bothered to type the other one. If you put some effort in you could even find my old LinkedIn account. Used to be on my main website.

Using a Tevin's arrest picture as a profile... figure that one out.

Mentioned before that the cult of Tevin is strong, you've got to power through the brainwashing. Watch his chat and see if they can go more than a minute or 2 without a DSP reference. His reputation was built off and still powered by DSP. Some Derich was banging on earlier <you find the quote> about how everyone's fame is built off someone else? Really. Who did LTG get notoriety off? I don't know much about him but from what I hear it was him being LTG. I found him through a generic rage compilation. Same with Wings; he was being Richard. Same with PewDiePie, if you want to go big time. They may not have been the best, but they weren't emulating anyone or using others content to get views. Tevin was doing stuff before DSP but no one cared. He got his notoriety through DSP. Owes him everything. He's doing his own stuff now but would anyone be watching if it weren't for a mature adult with a business degree?

Why do people go to Tevins stream? These days it's probably 50% (minimum) found him through something related to DSP, the others are due to the affiliation because of the fan base he got from DSP. If the recent clown mode and bad mouthing Twitch while running back to Twitch proves anything, it's he's black DSP. LTG, with the uncontrollable rage while trying to do stuff away from streaming, is more like black Wings.

If you've got time on the weekend go crawl the lower tiers of Twitch. Find someone who isn't in clown mode or a titty streamer. Just a random with 1 or no viewers just being themselves. Talk to them, watch them play and engage. Maybe half of them will be better or more interesting gamers than Tevin and 3/10 (?) will be better hosts. Why aren't people watching them instead of Tevin? Because of the fan base he built up around hating on and rebroadcasting DSP.

No one's saying he has to pay reparations. He does have to acknowledge it's not his personality, creativity or gaming skills that got him to where he is. It was leeching off DSP and Hamberlynn, to some extent.

Truth hurts. Deal with it.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Pretty easy to find out who I am. Posted enough about my main YouTube account, even screenshots of DSP insulting me. Don't know how much easier I need to make it. The only reason I chose a random name was because I couldn't be bothered to type the other one. If you put some effort in you could even find my old LinkedIn account. Used to be on my main website.

Using a Tevin's arrest picture as a profile... figure that one out.

Mentioned before that the cult of Tevin is strong, you've got to power through the brainwashing. Watch his chat and see if they can go more than a minute or 2 without a DSP reference. His reputation was built off and still powered by DSP. Some Derich was banging on earlier <you find the quote> about how everyone's fame is built off someone else? Really. Who did LTG get notoriety off? I don't know much about him but from what I hear it was him being LTG. I found him through a generic rage compilation. Same with Wings; he was being Richard. Same with PewDiePie, if you want to go big time. They may not have been the best, but they weren't emulating anyone or using others content to get views. Tevin was doing stuff before DSP but no one cared. He got his notoriety through DSP. Owes him everything. He's doing his own stuff now but would anyone be watching if it weren't for a mature adult with a business degree?

Why do people go to Tevins stream? These days it's probably 50% (minimum) found him through something related to DSP, the others are due to the affiliation because of the fan base he got from DSP. If the recent clown mode and bad mouthing Twitch while running back to Twitch proves anything, it's he's black DSP. LTG, with the uncontrollable rage while trying to do stuff away from streaming, is more like black Wings.

If you've got time on the weekend go crawl the lower tiers of Twitch. Find someone who isn't in clown mode or a titty streamer. Just a random with 1 or no viewers just being themselves. Talk to them, watch them play and engage. Maybe half of them will be better or more interesting gamers than Tevin and 3/10 (?) will be better hosts. Why aren't people watching them instead of Tevin? Because of the fan base he built up around hating on and rebroadcasting DSP.

No one's saying he has to pay reparations. He does have to acknowledge it's not his personality, creativity or gaming skills that got him to where he is. It was leeching off DSP and Hamberlynn, to some extent.

Truth hurts. Deal with it.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Pretty easy to find out who I am. Posted enough about my main YouTube account, even screenshots of DSP insulting me. Don't know how much easier I need to make it. The only reason I chose a random name was because I couldn't be bothered to type the other one. If you put some effort in you could even find my old LinkedIn account. Used to be on my main website.

Using a Tevin's arrest picture as a profile... figure that one out.

Mentioned before that the cult of Tevin is strong, you've got to power through the brainwashing. Watch his chat and see if they can go more than a minute or 2 without a DSP reference. His reputation was built off and still powered by DSP. Some Derich was banging on earlier <you find the quote> about how everyone's fame is built off someone else? Really. Who did LTG get notoriety off? I don't know much about him but from what I hear it was him being LTG. I found him through a generic rage compilation. Same with Wings; he was being Richard. Same with PewDiePie, if you want to go big time. They may not have been the best, but they weren't emulating anyone or using others content to get views. Tevin was doing stuff before DSP but no one cared. He got his notoriety through DSP. Owes him everything. He's doing his own stuff now but would anyone be watching if it weren't for a mature adult with a business degree?

Why do people go to Tevins stream? These days it's probably 50% (minimum) found him through something related to DSP, the others are due to the affiliation because of the fan base he got from DSP. If the recent clown mode and bad mouthing Twitch while running back to Twitch proves anything, it's he's black DSP. LTG, with the uncontrollable rage while trying to do stuff away from streaming, is more like black Wings.

If you've got time on the weekend go crawl the lower tiers of Twitch. Find someone who isn't in clown mode or a titty streamer. Just a random with 1 or no viewers just being themselves. Talk to them, watch them play and engage. Maybe half of them will be better or more interesting gamers than Tevin and 3/10 (?) will be better hosts. Why aren't people watching them instead of Tevin? Because of the fan base he built up around hating on and rebroadcasting DSP.

No one's saying he has to pay reparations. He does have to acknowledge it's not his personality, creativity or gaming skills that got him to where he is. It was leeching off DSP and Hamberlynn, to some extent.

Truth hurts. Deal with it.

Please shut the fuck up.

 

[Detractor#38657]

The Dood could've just left the decorations up, absolutely no one was expecting him to take them down anyway. The bullshit excuse is among the laziest bullshit excuses he's made, and it's weird and totally unnecessary that his "back pain" needs to be linked to not putting away balloons. Saying he's keeping them up all year because fuck the trolls would've made a better reason than "I'm weaker than a fucking toddler". Jesus Phil, you can't go a day without giving people a new reason to laugh at you.

 

[_XXIII_]

ya, its one of the things that ill never forget about phil sadly. it legit made me feel sorry for leanna. phil would probably sell his mother for 50 bucks if he could. he doesnt give two shits about anyone but himself. should be painfully aware by how he treated leanna and his fans. and probably kat but hes learned to finally seal those lips a bit so who knows about that

Kat isn’t having exorcisms performed on her or having her sister wanking guys off for pennies in the room next door - I’m sure she feels like a fucking princess living away from that.

Leanna grew up and realised that she had ended up in Shitsville and bailed - Kat arguably has it better with Phil than she’s ever had it. I’ll never buy that she’s anything other than happy with her situation - it’s one of the perks of being on the autistic spectrum.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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[Fill Bern El]

Pretty easy to find out who I am. Posted enough about my main YouTube account, even screenshots of DSP insulting me. Don't know how much easier I need to make it. The only reason I chose a random name was because I couldn't be bothered to type the other one. If you put some effort in you could even find my old LinkedIn account. Used to be on my main website.

Using a Tevin's arrest picture as a profile... figure that one out.

Mentioned before that the cult of Tevin is strong, you've got to power through the brainwashing. Watch his chat and see if they can go more than a minute or 2 without a DSP reference. His reputation was built off and still powered by DSP. Some Derich was banging on earlier <you find the quote> about how everyone's fame is built off someone else? Really. Who did LTG get notoriety off? I don't know much about him but from what I hear it was him being LTG. I found him through a generic rage compilation. Same with Wings; he was being Richard. Same with PewDiePie, if you want to go big time. They may not have been the best, but they weren't emulating anyone or using others content to get views. Tevin was doing stuff before DSP but no one cared. He got his notoriety through DSP. Owes him everything. He's doing his own stuff now but would anyone be watching if it weren't for a mature adult with a business degree?

Why do people go to Tevins stream? These days it's probably 50% (minimum) found him through something related to DSP, the others are due to the affiliation because of the fan base he got from DSP. If the recent clown mode and bad mouthing Twitch while running back to Twitch proves anything, it's he's black DSP. LTG, with the uncontrollable rage while trying to do stuff away from streaming, is more like black Wings.

If you've got time on the weekend go crawl the lower tiers of Twitch. Find someone who isn't in clown mode or a titty streamer. Just a random with 1 or no viewers just being themselves. Talk to them, watch them play and engage. Maybe half of them will be better or more interesting gamers than Tevin and 3/10 (?) will be better hosts. Why aren't people watching them instead of Tevin? Because of the fan base he built up around hating on and rebroadcasting DSP.

No one's saying he has to pay reparations. He does have to acknowledge it's not his personality, creativity or gaming skills that got him to where he is. It was leeching off DSP and Hamberlynn, to some extent.

Truth hurts. Deal with it.

so uh anyway what's the next vest you're gonna buy? also how's kat doing

 

[Iron Hamster]

I take it today is "one of his days off"

Well.........he did have the big 'marathon' yesterday.

I wish I could see this "ex body builder" cut, split and stack some fire wood like regular people do every year

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Spoiler: DECORATIONS

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Did you already forget you said it was a begday 'week'? Of course they aren't coming down yet.

If he really is that hurt had a wife, why can't his wife put them away?

truth

 

[YokuNama]

So let me get this straight. He threw out his back doing light grocery shopping, getting a haircut, and eating? Now he's too fucking hurt to guide balloons..... which let me remind all the adults with no kids or who haven't been to a childs party in a while here.... are LIGHTER THAN AIR. It takes more effort to get up out of his chair than to guide these damn balloons to another room. Nope. "MUH BACK". And I guess Kat is too exhausted from working 2 days ago to take down the decorations she probably put up for him. Wow....

It is truly amazing this man in the past has threatened to slap children, wishes he could punch people across the internet, has an axe for home protection, and all the threats he has said over the years only to find out this man is the weakest "man" of all.

Lets go the comments:

And as I thought. Everyone knows it's bullshit.

My hypothesis is that $500 in tip money he made is completely gone and he wants to keep the balloons up to hopefully get the whales to donate more money for his birthday. Why would balloons drive idiots to tip money? The same reason Sonic the Hedgehog attracts the biggest weirdos on the internet. Autism.

Whatever. I hope Phil and the whales have a blast.

Pretty easy to find out who I am. Posted enough about my main YouTube account, even screenshots of DSP insulting me. Don't know how much easier I need to make it. The only reason I chose a random name was because I couldn't be bothered to type the other one. If you put some effort in you could even find my old LinkedIn account. Used to be on my main website.

Using a Tevin's arrest picture as a profile... figure that one out.

Mentioned before that the cult of Tevin is strong, you've got to power through the brainwashing. Watch his chat and see if they can go more than a minute or 2 without a DSP reference. His reputation was built off and still powered by DSP. Some Derich was banging on earlier <you find the quote> about how everyone's fame is built off someone else? Really. Who did LTG get notoriety off? I don't know much about him but from what I hear it was him being LTG. I found him through a generic rage compilation. Same with Wings; he was being Richard. Same with PewDiePie, if you want to go big time. They may not have been the best, but they weren't emulating anyone or using others content to get views. Tevin was doing stuff before DSP but no one cared. He got his notoriety through DSP. Owes him everything. He's doing his own stuff now but would anyone be watching if it weren't for a mature adult with a business degree?

Why do people go to Tevins stream? These days it's probably 50% (minimum) found him through something related to DSP, the others are due to the affiliation because of the fan base he got from DSP. If the recent clown mode and bad mouthing Twitch while running back to Twitch proves anything, it's he's black DSP. LTG, with the uncontrollable rage while trying to do stuff away from streaming, is more like black Wings.

If you've got time on the weekend go crawl the lower tiers of Twitch. Find someone who isn't in clown mode or a titty streamer. Just a random with 1 or no viewers just being themselves. Talk to them, watch them play and engage. Maybe half of them will be better or more interesting gamers than Tevin and 3/10 (?) will be better hosts. Why aren't people watching them instead of Tevin? Because of the fan base he built up around hating on and rebroadcasting DSP.

No one's saying he has to pay reparations. He does have to acknowledge it's not his personality, creativity or gaming skills that got him to where he is. It was leeching off DSP and Hamberlynn, to some extent.

Truth hurts. Deal with it.

We get it, you hate black people... but while other people want you to stop, I want you to keep going. I enjoy giving out these "Mad on the Internet" ratings.

Im going to tell you what to do about Tevin like I tell the people who get pissed off at DSP in real life:

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH HIM. Log off. Cover your eyes. Anything besides looking like a complete spaz because you're upset some dude across the country/world is more successful than you. Get off the computer and work on yourself.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH HIM. Log off. Cover your eyes. Anything besides looking like a complete spaz because you're upset some dude across the country/world is more successful than you. Get off the computer and work on yourself.

You've Inspired me.

Also suprised he doesnt spazz about the niggers google plasters all over youtube in ads since hes clearly not smart enough to go around them.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

So let me get this straight. He threw out his back doing light grocery shopping, getting a haircut, and eating? Now he's too fucking hurt to guide balloons..... which let me remind all the adults with no kids or who haven't been to a childs party in a while here.... are LIGHTER THAN AIR. It takes more effort to get up out of his chair than to guide these damn balloons to another room. Nope. "MUH BACK". And I guess Kat is too exhausted from working 2 days ago to take down the decorations she probably put up for him. Wow....

I wonder if he'll pull the same shit around Christmas. "Me and my mo-my wife did a lot of shopping and my back is killing me. Therefore, I can't take down the Christmas decorations."

 

[ZehnBoat]

*is in the best physical shape of his life*
*former body builder*

*BALLOONS ARE TOO HEAVY FOR HIM*