The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

they might start actually starving soon.

They have already starved enough to eat the exposed insulation in the shed (which has been going on for forever). Hell, its only a matter of time before the start eating their own dead. It's basically a constant siege of Leningrad, but for Alpacas

 

[EnemyStand]

They have already starved enough to eat the exposed insulation in the shed (which has been going on for forever). Hell, its only a matter of time before the start eating their own dead. It's basically a constant siege of Leningrad, but for Alpacas

B-b-but in Harvest Moon they just need one serving of feed a day to keep them alive!

 

[Dagobert]

They have already starved enough to eat the exposed insulation in the shed (which has been going on for forever). Hell, its only a matter of time before the start eating their own dead. It's basically a constant siege of Leningrad, but for Alpacas

Nazi CHUDS must have cut off Treningrad from the rest of the Dilate Union, thus stalling food shipments.

--Tranchlings after their alpacas starve to death.


On a more interesting note, the one feed store I could find in Westcliffe, Valley Feeds, sells hay. It's a-loggy I know, but I called and asked the fellow there if they sold to the hay to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, the guy sighed and sounded annoyed at hearing the name. Clearly having a good impact on the community. But, they don't buy hay from VF, so I'm out of luck so trying to find out exactly how much the Tranch is underfeeding their alpacas.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Nazi CHUDS must have cut off Treningrad from the rest of the Dilate Union, thus stalling food shipments.

--Tranchlings after their alpacas starve to death.


On a more interesting note, the one feed store I could find in Westcliffe, Valley Feeds, sells hay. It's a-loggy I know, but I called and asked the fellow there if they sold to the hay to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, the guy sighed and sounded annoyed at hearing the name. Clearly having a good impact on the community. But, they don't buy hay from VF, so I'm out of luck so trying to find out exactly how much the Tranch is underfeeding their alpacas.

You know I'm starting to think they're betting on the alpacas dying. When they do they can claim the maga ninjas that have their ranch besieged killed them and they can grift even more money and free shit from dumb troons with deep pockets. Those alpacas are worth more dead than alive. Plus its less work for them so win win.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

I wish someone would whip up PETA into a frothing rage about this shit. they get mad over the dumbest possible nothingburgers, but this kind of well-documented abuse? I sleep...

...or at least seeing two groups of idiots wipe each other out would be more acceptable than some (relatively) mentally sane person trying to take these dumbos' toy guns away.

 

[White Devil]

I wish someone would whip up PETA into a frothing rage about this shit. they get mad over the dumbest possible nothingburgers, but this kind of well-documented abuse? I sleep...

...or at least seeing two groups of idiots wipe each other out would be more acceptable than some (relatively) mentally sane person trying to take these dumbos' toy guns away.

For PETA it would be like looking into a mirror.

 

[Dickens Cider]

My prediction is that the wolves at that wolf sanctuary are going to be eating VERY well come July/august

 

[No Exit]

I wish someone would whip up PETA into a frothing rage about this shit. they get mad over the dumbest possible nothingburgers, but this kind of well-documented abuse? I sleep...

...or at least seeing two groups of idiots wipe each other out would be more acceptable than some (relatively) mentally sane person trying to take these dumbos' toy guns away.

The only frothing PETA would be doing is in excitement for finding such incredible potential employees. Or maybe they would be mad the Tranchers are bleeding hearts and are taking too much good care in looking after the animals.

 

[Aegir]

Even if PETA wasn't a group of retards, no advocacy group in their right mind would dare touch the Tranch just out of fear of being labeled "transphobic" and having a Twitter mob at their doorstep, especially considering that anyone donating to an animal advocacy group is probably on the left end of the political spectrum.

 

[Ghjkl63]

I'm pretty sure that for all the blustering and chest-beating they're gonna surrender and piss themselves immediately.
Which, to be fair, would also be great footage.

probably hear kevin moaning "AM HOOOOOOLE" while dilating

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

Nazi CHUDS must have cut off Treningrad from the rest of the Dilate Union, thus stalling food shipments.

--Tranchlings after their alpacas starve to death.


On a more interesting note, the one feed store I could find in Westcliffe, Valley Feeds, sells hay. It's a-loggy I know, but I called and asked the fellow there if they sold to the hay to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, the guy sighed and sounded annoyed at hearing the name. Clearly having a good impact on the community. But, they don't buy hay from VF, so I'm out of luck so trying to find out exactly how much the Tranch is underfeeding their alpacas.

I think I remember they had a bunch of hay they begged off the comunity but I don’t have the time to find the link now. If someone could dig through the Kevin thread it should be there.

 

[AprilRains]

I think I remember they had a bunch of hay they begged off the comunity but I don’t have the time to find the link now. If someone could dig through the Kevin thread it should be there.

Pretty sure that got et.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

That backstop is unsafe as fuck, holy shit. They're going to actually (unintentionally) kill someone.

Unironically this. They will kill someone shooting wildly into basically no backdrop. A kid died in my home state and another got injured a year later.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/utah-teen-shot-killed-while-driving-near-target-range-n912926

Boy in car injured by stray bullet from target shooters, Utah sheriff’s office says

A boy in a car was shot and injured Saturday by a stray bullet from target-shooters in Sanpete County, authorities said.

www.deseret.com

Always know where your bullets are going frens. The Tranch will be held liable for any collateral damage their stray bullets cause. If they kill some innocent bystander through their own retarded negligence, they should be lined up against a wall to receive new amholes.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

I wish someone would whip up PETA into a frothing rage about this shit. they get mad over the dumbest possible nothingburgers, but this kind of well-documented abuse? I sleep...

...or at least seeing two groups of idiots wipe each other out would be more acceptable than some (relatively) mentally sane person trying to take these dumbos' toy guns away.

Remove the context from the pictures and maybe they'll chimp out

 

[Dagobert]

So, a little more snooping and I found this tweet (archive) and if I'm reading it right, the tranchers are saying one truckload of hay is a full years worth. (They also sound awful "ladylike" in the video) According to hayusa.net, a hopefully accurate source, the maximum weight of a fully loaded truck is 24 tons.

These alpacas should be eating slightly over a ton a week. 24 tons for a full year is under half of what they should be eating. Literally putting their alpacas on Auschwitz level diets, no wonder they stripped the land bare and began eating insulation.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Jen's amhole working wonderfully, I see. Definitely not a narrow little pencil-tube or anything.

(link, archive)

one question I have. “WHERES THE MONEY MICHEAL?”

what I mean is, where does his money come from. He seems to have the same deal Kevin has (pays over $1000 a month to live there and do no work) so where does it come from? Jen also seems to have lots of gadgets, MTG cards for days and a fancy neovag .

He's estranged from his mother, which he describes as "financially disasterous", so not there. His dad is dead, so maybe partially an inheritance/trust fund thing, though I didn't get the impression is family were super wealthy. If I had to take a punt, I'd say disability (along with a bit of grift for the terrible troon porn he writes, which is £18 a month on Patreon, barely anything on ko.fi, and a cashapp link in his afterdark twitter bio). He's talked about multiple pretty nasty health issues as a kid and needing a cane, and also mentions being autistic (like, non-verbal for a chunk of his childhood, mom having doubts about his mental capacity as a kid levels of autistic). Honestly, given the weird facial proportions and neck webbing you can see in some photos, I wouldn't be surprised if he had some kind of genetic disorder going on, though I've looked at the common ones that are associated with autism and couldn't see anything.

Regardless, he's for sure getting some kind of government check for general fucked-up-ness - which apparently in Colorado averages $1,250 and can go over $2k, so he'd have the money for rent plus consoomer stuff without much issue (especially if rent at the ranch includes food etc., which it seems to). Neovages are covered by insurance in some places (pretty sure Kev got his done that way), and I'm sure between getting covered by parents' insurance and medicare and whatever else, he'd have had an opportunity for that.

 

[AnOminous]

LOL no concrete and no levels. That fence is going to be as crooked as they are.

I remember my grand-dad once described someone as too dumb to dig a post-hole. I thought wow, that's really, really dumb. Is anyone actually that dumb?

Apparently, yes.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

What do they do with dead alpaca and sheep/lambs? Throw them in an open pit? (probably)

Their claims of having 100 alpaca means that'll have 100 alpaca bodies to deal with at some point, either on their own or by selling them. Ditto for the sheep. This is the side of livestock husbandry that people don't want to talk about. Downer animals who can't walk under their own power aren't supposed to be entering the food chain, and their animals are in such poor condition that I'd struggle to see a meat processor agreeing to buy them. Animals dying from starvation and exposure would have such small quantities of poor quality meat on them that it wouldn't be worth the labor to process them.

There's other ranches online selling alpaca meat direct to consumer as a byproduct of yarn production. They could butcher and eat them directly, but we all know that won't be happening. Too lazy.

 

[Sheogorath]

My prediction is that the wolves at that wolf sanctuary are going to be eating VERY well come July/august

maybe bones to chew on wouldn't count on a lot of meat

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

What do they do with dead alpaca and sheep/lambs? Throw them in an open pit? (probably)

Their claims of having 100 alpaca means that'll have 100 alpaca bodies to deal with at some point, either on their own or by selling them. Ditto for the sheep. This is the side of livestock husbandry that people don't want to talk about. Downer animals who can't walk under their own power aren't supposed to be entering the food chain, and their animals are in such poor condition that I'd struggle to see a meat processor agreeing to buy them. Animals dying from starvation and exposure would have such small quantities of poor quality meat on them that it wouldn't be worth the labor to process them.

There's other ranches online selling alpaca meat direct to consumer as a byproduct of yarn production. They could butcher and eat them directly, but we all know that won't be happening. Too lazy.

Naw, they give them to a wolf sanctuary for them to eat.