Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

The reality is that she’s simply insufferable to be around. She needs as much attention as a toddler. It’s like dating a single mom and her child combined into one. Also, no one cares about your fucking cats, weirdo. She thinks being a cat lady is somehow cute. It’s not. Liking animals is cool. Obsessing over them in front of strangers is lame and sad. They’re not your ersatz children.

She also doesn’t understand what being someone’s booty call means. She’s 100% convinced a guy who just wants sex will somehow magically fall in love with her. He just wants sex, dumbass. He’ll text you when he wants to hook up.
 
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What in the fuck, did she stuff it all in one side? Screenshot_20210409-025633_Brave.jpg
 
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Gawdamit said:
LOL Chantal doesnt even know how to get laid
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How dare you! Don’t you remember all her very real “ho day” stories that definitely happened? Those things occurred in a very real, very sexmaking way, with weiners going into places (and out again, like over and over!) and Chantal is very experienced in all the subtle and advanced methods of lovemaking. She knows exactly what to say to a man to get his weiner all...weinering, in a hot way.
 
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That she calls a penis a "wiener" has to be one of the cringiest thing she has started to say lately. Imagine Chantal about to give head to some poor schlob and then she tells him that she will suck his "wiener". That would be enough to make the guy go limp and retreat. Not only because of the word itself but also because hearing this behemoth compare his genitals to food might scare him into thinking that she will bite it right off. Scary stuff for any male out there.
 
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Juicy fupa said:
Anyone else notice that Peetz is turning yellow, especially his face and hands. Theres def an oompa loompa tinge about him, maybe a filter, maybe just grime, possible liver sympathy ?
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I honestly think it's the filter she's using. Jaundice often presents as sclera first before the skin goes yellow and he doesn't have that.

I don't think Chantal is aware of how bat shit insane she's acting towards these men. Her teenager like obsessiveness is most likely due to her stunted mental state and what array of mental illnesses she has. I do agree with one commenter a few pages back she does look like she's lost weight, but with her out of control diabetes, I don't see that as a good thing, especially since her eating hasn't slowed down.
 
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That she calls a penis a "wiener" has to be one of the cringiest thing she has started to say lately. Imagine Chantal about to give head to some poor schlob and then she tells him that she will suck his "wiener". That would be enough to make the guy go limp and retreat.
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I think if you've already allowed Chins to get anywhere near your dick (while maintaining an erection, no less) then you abandoned hope and standards a long time ago.
 
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I think she blew off her skin biopsy because she’s well aware that it’s likely from her diabetes but if a doctor confirms that, her nonexistent impulse control will make it impossible for her to keep the news to herself. She doesn’t want to shatter her viewer’s delusions about her health. She knows that even her most devoted followers won’t cheer her on while she eats herself into an amputation.
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Maybe she can find some fetishist thats into bolth amputees and feederism. The unicorn horn won't be the only hard thing in that room, or car, or rock.

Hmm. I doubt Chantal could recreate her highschool romp. At this point shes probably as big as that rock. Anyone know if she ever said where this rock was or showed it off when she toured her hometown?

Edit: It was by the bike path down by the river (https://youtu.be/RZ6iRxnEE0g) Assuming it's Guindon Park.
 
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Here 4 It said:
James says given the opportunity he would gladly punch Jeff Bezos in the face. The only thing I'm wondering is which dress and wig is he going to be wearing while he assaults Jeff?
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Please. That weak wrist would snap like a twig anticipating impact. Why doesn't he just round up the Amazon boxes in his room, shape them into an inukshuk and proceed to scream into the void.
 
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But kissing weiners is gross, she would never do such a thing. Sure, she'll fellate her fat sausage fingers but not a weiner.
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Which is hilarious coming from a sow that has admitted to eating food from the garbage and shits herself regularly. Yes, sucking a dick is gross but not the myriad of other vile shit she does.
 
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IT'S FRIDAY!

Rejoy, Karen Farmers! Tonight, our Lady of Lard, freshly sponge-bathed and squeezed in sexy 4x lingerie will be rolling on satin sheets in the most luxurious Ottawa hotel, lost in the arms of her new lover who will make sweet love to her while wooing quotes from Shakespeare in her non-existent ears.

:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:

That, or we'll get an historical chimp out + binge combo because Chantal latest feeder ghosted her after she harassed him all week with walls of attention whoring texts and pictures of her cats.

I think we all know which scenario will happen tonight. There's some potential lolz ahead for us, Farmers!
 
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AbraCadaver said:
How dare you! Don’t you remember all her very real “ho day” stories that definitely happened? Those things occurred in a very real, very sexmaking way, with weiners going into places (and out again, like over and over!) and Chantal is very experienced in all the subtle and advanced methods of lovemaking. She knows exactly what to say to a man to get his weiner all...weinering, in a hot way.
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She should post a picture of a nice big rock on her profile picture and DTF, it'll help her dates know she's more comfortable there than in a car so she won't get weirdos who groper her belly. They'll know she's just in it for the sex.
 
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