Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Mixing blackcurrant diluting juice in with Sainsbury's Basics cider makes it borderline drinkable, and at £1 per litre (not adjusted for inflation), you could easily get completely arseholed for under a tenner.
Counterpoint - snakebites exist, and are tolerable.

I once heard from a friend of mine who was friends with an American that Seppos call snakebites ”Black and Tans”. That Yank then went to study at a uni in Northern Ireland - I think it was in Londonderry but I'm not sure. Either way, I wonder if he was stupid enough to order a snakebite or an Irish Car Bomb in the union bar.
 
I know whenever I get angry at/about Robert that it's unwarranted and I should be content with the knowledge that he's suffering just by virtue of being Robert Chipman.

But I'm frankly torn. On one hand, I feel like I need to keep up on this thread because people like @Positron are bearing this horrible burden of having to daily summarize his activities and we can't let them suffer alone. He's so prolific and so much of what he says is outrageous that it takes a village to properly address it.

Also, his fondness for blocking people who dare to question him means that the bile he spews goes unchallenged on his home turf (Twitter) so we need to provide a counter balance by refuting him here, even if the balance is just cosmic.

But it seems as if two or three times a week he manages to bounce on my nerves and get me MOTI. I realize that I constitutes a loss on my part, that I'm the "N*zi CHUD mayo ghoul obsolete" etc. that makes Robert lose sleep by simply existing and should just be the best N*zi CHUD I can be.

I guess what I'm saying is, do any of you have this experience, and how do you deal with it? Do people like @Positron ever feel like their burden is too much or are they having fun and what he says doesn't get to them at a personal level?

Am I making myself a worse person by participating in the thread? Am I giving Robert what he wants by observing him? Do his views represent a large enough segment of society that keeping tabs on him constitutes an early warning system for extreme totalitarian leftists in the US, or is he just some super wacko?

Do you ever feel guilty for wanting to take break from him while your fellows are having to confront his tweet storm day after day?
I understand how you feel. I only focus on reading the summaries provided by @Positron. While I commend him for putting in the time and effort to gather these tweets, I just can't bother to put in the effort to decipher Bob's word salads, lest I give myself dyslexia.
 
I know whenever I get angry at/about Robert that it's unwarranted and I should be content with the knowledge that he's suffering just by virtue of being Robert Chipman.

But I'm frankly torn. On one hand, I feel like I need to keep up on this thread because people like @Positron are bearing this horrible burden of having to daily summarize his activities and we can't let them suffer alone. He's so prolific and so much of what he says is outrageous that it takes a village to properly address it.

Also, his fondness for blocking people who dare to question him means that the bile he spews goes unchallenged on his home turf (Twitter) so we need to provide a counter balance by refuting him here, even if the balance is just cosmic.

But it seems as if two or three times a week he manages to bounce on my nerves and get me MOTI. I realize that I constitutes a loss on my part, that I'm the "N*zi CHUD mayo ghoul obsolete" etc. that makes Robert lose sleep by simply existing and should just be the best N*zi CHUD I can be.

I guess what I'm saying is, do any of you have this experience, and how do you deal with it? Do people like @Positron ever feel like their burden is too much or are they having fun and what he says doesn't get to them at a personal level?

Am I making myself a worse person by participating in the thread? Am I giving Robert what he wants by observing him? Do his views represent a large enough segment of society that keeping tabs on him constitutes an early warning system for extreme totalitarian leftists in the US, or is he just some super wacko?

Do you ever feel guilty for wanting to take break from him while your fellows are having to confront his tweet storm day after day?

I dipped out for a couple of months. After enough time, his incredible bitterness and smug insults just gets to be too much. There's no shame in taking a break. It's rare that something happens big enough to hit the front page, and most of the time it's just the same shit over and over again, because among Bob's many faults is that he has a stunted imagination.

But when you get mad, just remember what his most recent photos look like:

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He's fat, he's aging, he's ugly, he's single, he's stupid, and he's probably unemployable at this point. What you see on Twitter is his redirected rage at his own failure. Much better to point and laugh, or just shake your head.
 
Am I making myself a worse person by participating in the thread?
Fucker we're on the Farms. We're awful people.

As to the other questions, in this order:

1. Bob clearly hates being countered given the efforts he takes in refusing to take an L. He is such a pathetic and stupid fuck that he cries to his fans and family and/or DMCAs you if you highlight his low IQ and desire to gas the normals. This thread is something he probably fumes silently over while drinking a shitload of PBR.

2. To a limited degree he is the the loony left's id, since they too likely want to gas the normals. But even they look at him and go "what the fuck ew no get away fascist", hence why he cries at breadtubers even as he stalks and tries to become one.

3. I never feel guilty about taking a break with this idiot; I'm only being so active because I wanted to really highlight to those who aren't sure that even on geek shit Bob is retarded. He literally has nothing when it comes to a topic he's an expert on.
 
Counterpoint - snakebites exist, and are tolerable.

I once heard from a friend of mine who was friends with an American that Seppos call snakebites ”Black and Tans”. That Yank then went to study at a uni in Northern Ireland - I think it was in Londonderry but I'm not sure. Either way, I wonder if he was stupid enough to order a snakebite or an Irish Car Bomb in the union bar.
Yeah but a snakebite will set you back about a fiver in the students Union, with their posh Strongbow; you can mix up 4 litres of what I'm selling for that.

I've always wondered how many similar narrowly avoided hate-crimes have occurred with Brits abroad in Burgerland, saying they're 'going out to smoke a fag'.
 
I've always wondered how many similar narrowly avoided hate-crimes have occurred with Brits abroad in Burgerland, saying they're 'going out to smoke a fag'.
I imagine it happens, but that's a pretty common bit of limey trivia over here. Chances are decent that someone would hear a UK accent and understand.
 
I know whenever I get angry at/about Robert that it's unwarranted and I should be content with the knowledge that he's suffering just by virtue of being Robert Chipman.

But I'm frankly torn. On one hand, I feel like I need to keep up on this thread because people like @Positron are bearing this horrible burden of having to daily summarize his activities and we can't let them suffer alone. He's so prolific and so much of what he says is outrageous that it takes a village to properly address it.

Also, his fondness for blocking people who dare to question him means that the bile he spews goes unchallenged on his home turf (Twitter) so we need to provide a counter balance by refuting him here, even if the balance is just cosmic.

But it seems as if two or three times a week he manages to bounce on my nerves and get me MOTI. I realize that I constitutes a loss on my part, that I'm the "N*zi CHUD mayo ghoul obsolete" etc. that makes Robert lose sleep by simply existing and should just be the best N*zi CHUD I can be.

I guess what I'm saying is, do any of you have this experience, and how do you deal with it? Do people like @Positron ever feel like their burden is too much or are they having fun and what he says doesn't get to them at a personal level?

Am I making myself a worse person by participating in the thread? Am I giving Robert what he wants by observing him? Do his views represent a large enough segment of society that keeping tabs on him constitutes an early warning system for extreme totalitarian leftists in the US, or is he just some super wacko?

Do you ever feel guilty for wanting to take break from him while your fellows are having to confront his tweet storm day after day?
Never feel bad about checking out of a thread or out of this whole damn site if you need to. I've personally had to check out of A&H more than once because of all the doom and gloom.

A good thing to remember about Bob thought that I always remind nd myself when he gets too much is that at the end of the day Bob is a god damn cartoon character. A pretentious film critic who uses big words he doesn't actually know the meaning of in an attempt to sounds smarter, and views other people as dumb peasants. The fact is if you wrote Bob as a character in a book or tv show an editor or producer would tell you to tone him down cause he's too unbelievable.
 
I dipped out for a couple of months. After enough time, his incredible bitterness and smug insults just gets to be too much. There's no shame in taking a break. It's rare that something happens big enough to hit the front page, and most of the time it's just the same shit over and over again, because among Bob's many faults is that he has a stunted imagination.

But when you get mad, just remember what his most recent photos look like:

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He's fat, he's aging, he's ugly, he's single, he's stupid, and he's probably unemployable at this point. What you see on Twitter is his redirected rage at his own failure. Much better to point and laugh, or just shake your head.
I knew I'd seen this shape in nature before.
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In the superior future, your obese head is a butternut squash.
 
I know whenever I get angry at/about Robert that it's unwarranted and I should be content with the knowledge that he's suffering just by virtue of being Robert Chipman.

But I'm frankly torn. On one hand, I feel like I need to keep up on this thread because people like @Positron are bearing this horrible burden of having to daily summarize his activities and we can't let them suffer alone. He's so prolific and so much of what he says is outrageous that it takes a village to properly address it.

Also, his fondness for blocking people who dare to question him means that the bile he spews goes unchallenged on his home turf (Twitter) so we need to provide a counter balance by refuting him here, even if the balance is just cosmic.

But it seems as if two or three times a week he manages to bounce on my nerves and get me MOTI. I realize that I constitutes a loss on my part, that I'm the "N*zi CHUD mayo ghoul obsolete" etc. that makes Robert lose sleep by simply existing and should just be the best N*zi CHUD I can be.

I guess what I'm saying is, do any of you have this experience, and how do you deal with it? Do people like @Positron ever feel like their burden is too much or are they having fun and what he says doesn't get to them at a personal level?

Am I making myself a worse person by participating in the thread? Am I giving Robert what he wants by observing him? Do his views represent a large enough segment of society that keeping tabs on him constitutes an early warning system for extreme totalitarian leftists in the US, or is he just some super wacko?

Do you ever feel guilty for wanting to take break from him while your fellows are having to confront his tweet storm day after day?
Just remember, The Breaker Of Toilets is a stupid, ignorant, bitter, hateful virgin who has only gotten fatter and stupider as time goes on.

Also, he HATES it when you point out how much better you are than him. I've mentioned this before, but I got blocked by The First Amongst Imbeciles when I pointed out that I am a Midwestern Mayo-ghoul who lives 1000 times better than he could ever hope to do.

In the end, you are in charge of how much of his drooling idiocy you are willing to put up with. You should never feel bad for taking a break when the infinite abyss between The Eternal Virgin's ears starts gazing into you.
 
I'm picturing an adolescent Bob dealing with some minor humiliation by punching his own head and howling into his pillow: "THEY DON'T MATTER! THEY DON'T MATTER! THEY DON'T MATTER!"

I don't know if Bob could ever really be dangerous, but he's one of the most hateful people on Twitter, and that's saying something.

He wishes he could be dangerous, and efficient. He wishes that he had enough skill to create fear in 'the people that don't matter, Deep down, his anger, and ego want to come out and fill streets with the blood of those people. But it frustrates, and downright depresses him that fantasy will never come. We said it before that he wishes he could be Superman. But I get the feeling he enjoys The Boys a lot more outside of Stormfront whenever Homelander does anything despicable and seemingly gets away with it.

Homelander is everything he wants to be but refuses to admit since his delusion is too strong. Any other world with him in power would lead to a better future...for him. But like others said, in any other place. He'll be the villain of the story.
 
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True, but we're still better than Bob because we can at least admit that. The fat fuck can say the most hateful bile on Twitter and still believe that he's a saint.
He's not just hateful, but he's stupid and shallow as well. He is an empty shell of a person who tries to fill that void with the most basic bitch of products.
 
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