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PhilsCamelToe said:
I fully expected Phil would also talk about the royal passing away as well. As a fellow monarch, it would be respectful to acknowledge the death of another.
Alright everyone, I just wanted to take some time -snort- to acknowledge the passing of Prince Philip. You know my Mam -thumbs at door- I mean Kat always said I looked better than him ack ack! But yeah man, seeing another Philip die really has got me feeling down. And he was royal like me! You know, I’m the King of Hate and he was the Prince? If it can happen to a Prince, what about me? Remember tipping me is the best way to help me immediately.
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Lots of good Prince Philip quotes here: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/prince-philips-most-memorable-moments-21090696

“I never see any home cooking – all I get is fancy stuff.”

To black politician Lord Taylor of Warwick, 1999: “And what exotic part of the world do you come from?”

To a British student in China, 1986: “If you stay here much longer, you’ll go home with slitty eyes.”

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RIP DMX you died of a heart attack

Phil just said he will die of a heart attack because of a hard switch game and a miss behaving cat .

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''JASPER GET DOWN !''
 
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He's threatening to look up how to beat Ghosts 'n Goblins if he doesn't beat this level within one hour, after complaining about being stressed out from the game and being even more stressed out because Kat texted him she's coming home an hour earlier and she didn't reply to him if him everything was okay.

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JetsetLucio said:
Went back to check a restream for a vod
"Rest in peace to DMX who has passed away, reportedly from substance abuse although the family has not confirmed that"
Not a minute later
"DMX was one of the rappers who you always felt what he was rapping about was real, and I always said this, a lot of people always want to talk shit to me that I'm only making this up to say something, YOU'RE AN IDIOT! I said this all the time! Whenever people asked me about rappers I always said DMX!"
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We all knew that this was coming, but let's be real (and honest) once again: Phil would get his ass stomped by DMX for so much as looking at him. Phil in turn would be peeing his pants if he ever saw a black guy like DMX walking up to him on the sidewalk. He'd end up waddling over to the other side.

And probably boast about how he showed that mean black man a thing or two once DMX was out of earshot.
 
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JetsetLucio said:
Went back to check a restream for a vod
"Rest in peace to DMX who has passed away, reportedly from substance abuse although the family has not confirmed that"
Not a minute later
"DMX was one of the rappers who you always felt what he was rapping about was real, and I always said this, a lot of people always want to talk shit to me that I'm only making this up to say something, YOU'RE AN IDIOT! I said this all the time! Whenever people asked me about rappers I always said DMX!"
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"I didn't say he was my favorite rapper!"
 
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With all Phil's complaints about input delay I wonder if his TV is in game mode or not. Many mahdern day TVs have lots of image processing which improve picture quality but add lag to input devices. It's essential that you disable this processing through your TV settings, either manually or by switching to game mode which blanket disables everything that adds input delay. Phil strikes me as someone too retarded to figure this out without explicitly being told to do so.

Also he's now using "stress" as an excuse for failing because his wife didn't text him back immediately.
 
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Comma said:
He's threatening to look up how to beat Ghosts 'n Goblins if he doesn't beat this level within one hour, after complaining about being stressed out from the game and being even more stressed out because Kat texted him she's coming home an hour earlier and she didn't reply to him if him everything was okay.

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Let's be ahnest: he texted her "but we're still doing dinner, right?" and she's ignoring him. Deservedly.

And he's going to look up how to beat GnG, a series that relies on pattern recognition and timing and reaction speed and quick thinking? But I thought those were all qualities Phil has in spades as a True Retro Gamer?!?!
 
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The sad part about OIC (well, one of many) is, that if he had, at first, offered the amount of money he's given to Phil over time up front, he would've been a mod guaranteed. But because all his money has been dripfed over the span of a year, all he's been doing is fueling the dopamine receptors of an addict. Now his every donation is forgotten about in a short span of time and then Phil is already breathing down his neck for more money. I can't tell if OIC even has an endgame at this point, because Phil has made it beyond clear that he has no interest in giving him a modship, and what could he even do that Anonymouse couldn't?
 
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@actually He had a longer begging segment at the end of the 29dollars cod stream, saying that he loves the game but this is also his business blablabla... then he stopped the recording.

HE RECORDED THAT BEGGING FOR THE YOUTUBE VIDEO

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DSP FINALLY RAGEQUITTED GHOST AND GOBLINS! He said he will lower the difficulty.

And because I know you read this, if you do this, you are an absolute failure and we won again.
 
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PhilsCamelToe said:
I fully expected Phil would also talk about the royal passing away as well. As a fellow monarch, it would be respectful to acknowledge the death of another.
Alright everyone, I just wanted to take some time -snort- to acknowledge the passing of Prince Philip. You know my Mam -thumbs at door- I mean Kat always said I looked better than him ack ack! But yeah man, seeing another Philip die really has got me feeling down. And he was royal like me! You know, I’m the King of Hate and he was the Prince? If it can happen to a Prince, what about me? Remember tipping me is the best way to help me immediately.
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Prince Philip...no not our phil, just like our phil is a slightly less than beloved figure and being an old white male the sjws aren't really virtue signaling over him on Twatter rn as far as I can tell. King Phil only clout chases off the best!
 
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I think I would disagree that OIC is really doing anything to cuck Phil. The closest thing to that was him letting the vest streak shit die. Otherwise, what has Phil actually done aside from take one suggested sub goal after OIC already shelled out for the first 2?

As far as I can see, OIC has dumped literally thousands into Phil and gotten nothing but a joke made at his expense.
 
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PieceofShet said:
DSP is retarded. Played it like what.. 30 hours? Everytime you die, it offers to "lower the difficulty".

"HOW DO I DO THAT?" WHAT MENUS?

HE DIDNT SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR 30 HOURS!
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He's even done it by accident on the game over screen. He's just testy and frustrated and lashing out (lol). In the prestream he was talking about potentially quitting, and people suggested lowering the difficulty and he seemed resistant: "Lowering the difficulty? What would that even do, does anyone know?" Gonna go out on a limb to say it maybe it makes it easier.

The sad news though is now I have to look for another Default Difficulty Playthrough so I can get a fair and honest review.
 
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