Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Peachtea18 said:
This is the first comment from Joe where I see what you all are talking about. Wtf. "Dont wear makeup"? Who is he, her abusive father?


And Chins is too caught up in herself to realize how strange his behavior is. Really curious to see what their conversations are like outside of YT since she mentioned they do talk sometimes. She always jokes about ending up on one of her favorite murder shows, but the fuck of it is, she's exactly the type of oblivious and unaware person who would fall right into the middle of a murderer's clutches. She doesn't recognize red flags even when they're being waved on a stick in the middle of a bullfighting ring.
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She isn't anyone's preferred victim. You couldn't rape her. You couldn't dispose of or hide the body. You couldn't drug her with any normal amount of drugs. You couldn't easily strangle her. You couldn't kidnap her, or keep her as a pet - imagine the space you'd need and the amount of food. You would have to get rid of any and all witnesses to anything as the behemoth would be unforgettable.

Even Buffalo Bill wouldn't want her - the skin suit would be WAY too large and ugly, full of mottled skin, an unidentified disease, and mold.
 
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thejackal said:
I re-watched her nashville chicken live and she actually said at one point "he might not be texting me back because he's really busy getting his place all ready for me to come over".
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I am now of the opinion that all of Chantal’s “loverrrrrr” stories are fantasies she acts out beforehand with a box of Barbies on her bed.

Because no one over the age of twelve would say something this sexually naive.

Every day, Chantal proves more and more thoroughly that even the idea that she’s even SEEN two different penises in her lifetime is astoundingly optimistic for someone as inexperienced as she is.

If you told me that BiBi was Chantal’s first and only boyfriend after a lifetime spent walled up in a convent since puberty, I would not be shocked. It’s a far more believable backstory.
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Damn, shots fired. Die mad, Joe.
 
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How does she have sincere fans that watch this bullshit?

At least with her planned videos there was some semblance of an idea that she was trying to get across. Sure it was usually very simplistic: that she likes a certain food, or viewers shouldn't assume things about her health, or she's turning off comments, or whatever, but at least there was some underlying point of why she was filming.

These 1-2 hours streams multiple times a day have zero substance. She just turns on the camera and whatever happens happens. A pure stream of consciousness of what's rolling through Chantal's thoughts (except Chinny is not very insightful). The only kinda amusing points imo are the occasional chatters who try to tease and rile up KarateJoe.

Recap for this stream (even though it's not over yet):
  • she's giddy over this date, making lots of innuendos
  • plans to do stuff tomorrow (more livestreams and maybe walk),
  • is thinking about food
Every 2-5 minutes the topics change, but we've just been cycling between the same points.
 
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chantalisfat said:
She isn't anyone's preferred victim. You couldn't rape her. You couldn't dispose of or hide the body. You couldn't drug her with any normal amount of drugs. You couldn't easily strangle her. You couldn't kidnap her, or keep her as a pet - imagine the space you'd need and the amount of food. You would have to get rid of any and all witnesses to anything as the behemoth would be unforgettable.

Even Buffalo Bill wouldn't want her - the skin suit would be WAY too large and ugly, full of mottled skin, an unidentified disease, and mold.
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I'm just saying I can see an unhinged, delusional creeper like Joe flying out to where she lives and stabbing her for no reason.
 
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Peachtea18 said:
I'm just saying I can see an unhinged, delusional creeper like Joe flying out to where she lives and stabbing her for no reason.
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He does keep threatening her with a pretend headline about her lifeless body being found by police.

More than once. He’s done that more than once. Just pointing that out. KarateJoe has penned (and ominously warned Chantal with) multiple fantasy newspaper headlines about Chantal’s dead body being found by police in a parking lot or alley or somewhere.
 
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I'm waiting for Joe to either get unmodded or be personally banned by Chantal but I don't think that is likely since he is an obsessive simp who is at Chantal's ever beck and call. He will defend her only when she doesn't have the attention of another man which triggers him like crazy which is pretty laughable. Screenshot_20210410-020955_YouTube.jpgScreenshot_20210410-021007_YouTube.jpgScreenshot_20210410-021244_YouTube.jpg
 
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AbraCadaver said:
He does keep threatening her with a pretend headline about her lifeless body being found by police.

More than once. He’s done that more than once. Just pointing that out. KarateJoe has penned (and ominously warned Chantal with) multiple fantasy newspaper headlines about Chantal’s dead body being found by police in a parking lot or alley or somewhere.
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Yeah, it’s weighing on his psychotic little mind, this dead-Chantal-in-a-parking-lot thing comes up a LOT, every damn time she’s chasing after men. He’s right though, she’d be a sitting duck for a Tinder serial killer with an industrial crane, a gallon of carfentanil and an extra large parking lot.
 
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Things are really coming to a...er, head, aren't they?

I've said all along (and even she said it once, early on in her career), she can count the times she had anything approximating sex on one hand, with fingers left over. Her teenaged angst and sudden falling in love with a guy who fingered her for a few minutes in the parking lot before ignoring her messages goes a long way toward confirming this.

But what a clownshow it is!! She is a toddling mess of cliches about online dating. She wastes time chatting with foreign scammers hiding behind pics of Justin Trudeau lookalikes. She puts up semi-nude catfish pics of herself. She says she just wants sex, no relationship, no nothing. She pines away and thinks she's in love with some rando she barely even met. She rhapsodizes over "chemistry" but admits she knows not one thing about him. She bombards him with texts and pics of her cats. She claims today (pretty sure it was a complete lie) that she sent him nudies. She asks her braindead fat loser audience for advice what to do every step of the way, and ignores everything they tell her. She crows to the world that she is falling in love, and livestreams four times a day with up-to-the-minute updates even though nothing is happening. She shit talks other Tinder guys and even picks arguments with them, and then complains about them live. She manages to do every single possible thing wrong as far as online dating protocol is concerned, and she is going to reap nothing...or much worse.

Meanwhile she has eaten her way through her entire THC gummy haul of two weeks ago, spending every night stoned. All health issues have been pushed aside and forgotten.

It is complete insanity. It reminds me of the old Star Trek episode when Spock goes into heat. Vulcans only have the mating urge every few years, and when they do, they become crazed by it (to the point where Spock kills Kirk, although Kirk survived). I keep revisiting this image in my head when I see her crazed fixation on getting laid with the absolute worst dregs she can find on Tinder. Half of me is expecting her to hook up with a meth head, and then she'll start using meth to lose weight. Oh dear God, let it be so...

I've kinda been relatively silent (for me) through all this because everything is happening so fast, all we can do is speculate, and frankly I just don't have the hours to slaughter watching her livestreams, although I do randomly skim through them.

This is her most exhausting era ever, for the viewers and probably for her too. There's no way it can last forever (nothing ever does), and she is not famous for graceful comedowns after periods of manic exhilaration. So, I am waiting for that. Also, the dregs of Tinder ought to be interesting characters, and anything can happen when Clotso tries to interface with the real world, and nothing that happens is ever a favorable outcome. So, whatever happens, she'll be worse off for it.

The one thing that surprises me more than this psycho circus we are witnessing is how her food intake really does seem to be decreased; she finally has something else to consider. Whether it rebounds or even surpasses its old watermark in the event of a massive letdown or terrifying experience remains to be seen. A betting man would be foolish to bet against it.

And as if all this weren't enough, Peetz is fucking fuming and seems even more depressed than a lot of suicide victims. His hostile outburst of toxic masculine bravado (see? we always knew you were a fake, Peetz) "I boned her on the regular!!!" even shocked Clotso. There's some real rage simmering under that greasy exterior. And if that weren't enough, karatejoe is on the verge of homicidal rage himself. I guess Clotso really does have guys who want her...or at least want to strangle her.

The biggest irony is that her greatest epic saga in the history of her channel is mostly unwatchable because of her incessant livestreaming. When this whole episode is finally over, and the dust settles, she'll have to decide if she is going to do her job and upload videos despite having zero content, or just keep livestreaming into the ground. I'm going to predict here that if she goes the livestream-only route, in a few months, she'll have trouble making the rent. But I've been wrong before.

This is quite the spectacle. I guess we should have known all along that if she went the THC-fueled Tinder route, she'd go stark raving bonkers. But wow, does she live up to expectations, and then some. She might have been right the other day when she said her life is about to change in big ways. I suspect nothing will be the same again after the Tinder era winds down or comes crashing to a sudden halt.
 
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ButterMyMuffin said:
So.....

He can't take 20 seconds to text her back because...

He is too busy cleaning his condo (the last 5 days now?) because he desperately wants to impress the princess.

"His job is very demanding guise! Even though I have no idea what he does for a living, he must be a millionaire because he lives alone and pays his bills!"

"He has performance anxiety. I came on too strong sexually, and now he is afraid he won't live up to my expectations in the bedroom."

And my personal favorite, "He just ordered a bunch of IKEA furniture, so he is probably terribly busy with that."

Holy Fucking Shit. I cannot with this anymore. I will admit, I am dying to see what this guy actually looks like.

This is what he looks like in my mind:
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ETA: Let's not forget she said he has "broken English." A language barrier is a great start to a lifelong committed relationship. Is it possible she seeks out foreigners for the purpose of "dominating" them?
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What he's actually doing is juggling the ten other desperate women he's messaging to work out how to schedule them in for a service, then the backout plan when they don't make the grade.
 
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Sure as shit haven't been watching the whole thing but I just checked in again (shouldn't be surprised she's still on but here I am) to Peetz sitting next to Chantal asking her "am I INVISIBLE? AM I BLOCKED?!".

Someone please clip that, it was genuinely hilarious and Chins just ignored it completely.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
He does keep threatening her with a pretend headline about her lifeless body being found by police.

More than once. He’s done that more than once. Just pointing that out. KarateJoe has penned (and ominously warned Chantal with) multiple fantasy newspaper headlines about Chantal’s dead body being found by police in a parking lot or alley or somewhere.
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I know she won't do it but Chantal should de-mod and then block this spastic retarded moron once and for all because these types of comments are OTT and really creepy.
 
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The biggest irony is that her greatest epic saga in the history of her channel is mostly unwatchable because of her incessant livestreaming
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I agree, but I also feel that the incessant livestreaming is what's making this saga what it is. We would never get this type of fulfillment from 20 minute pre recorded, heavily edited mukbang videos about her Tinder trysts; years of theories and hypotheticals we've postulated here have been confirmed within weeks or days. It's beautiful.
 
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