Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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What's really starting to grind my gears is the casualness with which people talk about this to friends, coworkers, casual acquaintances, even strangers.

People just volunteer up "oh, I got my 2nd shot yesterday" to anyone, or come right out and ask if you got jabbed yet. It's none of their goddamn business, but you look like a Science Denier if you refuse to answer and if you say no you feel like a pariah if you don't have a reason as to why you aren't getting one. Waiting for the day when you say in public you don't want the vax everyone around you starts screaming like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Personal health info as a casual conversation starter, what a world.
Do what I do and lie.
I was asked the other day by one of my colleagues, a fanatical Branch Covidian, whether I had gotten the jab. Of course I have, the Pfizer, which we both agreed was the best one,. Mutual congrats all round and he left happy. He's a fat, retarded troublemaker and I give zero fucks about misleading any rude fuck who'd ask.

Besides the Covid passports are not going to work. Unless they bring in a Chinese style top down surveillance state people are too lazy to comply. Remember the contact tracing apps that were supposed to track down all the potential coof cases? Total waste of time. The idea that every shop, gym, sports stadium and bowling alley in the country is going to ask you to show your papers as a condition of service is hilariously unrealistic. Besides I imagine it will be trivially easy to cheat the system. I 'm from a country where millions of illegals drive, work, go to school and vote with no paperwork. Our government is too lazy and incompetent to run a system like that, their ambitions way outmatch their abilities.
 
Do what I do and lie.

Hahaha ... worked for me too.

In the early days of the mask inquisition, I would sometimes respond I recently recovered from the WuFlu (discharged from hospital).

"I've recovered/now immune, so why should I now wear a mask"

It really knocked the wind out of them, right in the middle of their rant.
 
Hahaha ... worked for me too.

In the early days of the mask inquisition, I would sometimes respond I recently recovered from the WuFlu (discharged from hospital).

"I've recovered/now immune, so why should I now wear a mask"

It really knocked the wind out of them, right in the middle of their rant.
I just say no, and then somebody calls the cops because I won't comply. The police never show up though. I wonder if it's because they can't even bother wasting their time, or that there's nothing they can do about it.

Seriously, if you got a ticket or arrested for not wearing a mask, you could hire somebody like Russell Greer and get off scott free.
 
Nothing quite like the feeling of telling a "concerned" friend that I'm not worried about going to a movie theater in a few weeks. I'd rather they place that level of sympathy with someone else. What is with the general populace and them being afraid you're going to die just going out the front door? Statistically even if I get sick, I'm not going to die. This whole notion of "we have to eradicate illness!" is impossible and they know it. I used to have people tell me the flu was deadly and that I should get a yearly flu shot too but those people haven't mentioned the flu in over a year. Having the flu last year sucked for a few days but I'm not 80 yrs old and it's not going to take me out mentally or physically. What are these cucks going to do in 6 months when covid is still here? How many are willing to take another booster?
 
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A LOT of branch covidians seem to be young college age females. Given the statistics many of them will already put off having kids till after 30 increasing their difficulty to conceive and risks.

Now you add #igottheshot and we are going to see infertility/tard babies/miscarriages skyrocket.

I'm already seeing media pieces trying to "debunk" that the vaccine impacts fertility/hurts fetuses, which means it totally does.

Ultimately these retards get what they fucking deserve.
 
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... would mess her up even more

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Her surname literally means "product", "commodity" in several Slavic languages. What the fuck.
 
About 60% too low but a good sign.

Honestly commands are absolute butt fucking Joe's for not taking a "voluntary" vaccine.

Want to go on leave? Got to get the shot.
Want to use the post gym? Got to get the shot.
Want to actual eat food in the DFAC you pay for out of your paycheck? Got to get the shot
Want to go to professional schools? Got to get the shot.

Guys who decline are having to write essays explaining why not. Its literally illegal as it falls under "Undue Command Influence" and guys are having to go to IG and file official complaints. Its fucking insane.

Now that said these guys just need to find a based line medic. I personally pencil whipped several anthrax shots by requests of my guys. I did this because the military anthrax shot is for like hoof and mouth contact anthrax not the Saddam stuff. Weaponized will kill you no matter how many shots you get.

So get your "doc" to "give" you the shot and fill out your good boy card.
 
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Here is more coof lunacy. A volcano has erupted on the main island of St. Vincent and the Grenadine, forcing nearly 20,000 people to evacuate. But the prime minister has mandated that evacuees must be vaccinated before they board the cruise ships.

A quick search on vaccine stats for St. Vincent and the Grenadine reveals this.
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I guess no one is going anywhere. And here is the New York Times covering the eruption and quoting the Prime Minister so what he is said is true and not disinformation for those who follow that paper.
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/09/world/americas/volcano-St-Vincent-eruption-caribbean.html
 
Do what I do and lie.
I was asked the other day by one of my colleagues, a fanatical Branch Covidian, whether I had gotten the jab. Of course I have, the Pfizer, which we both agreed was the best one,. Mutual congrats all round and he left happy. He's a fat, retarded troublemaker and I give zero fucks about misleading any rude fuck who'd ask.

Besides the Covid passports are not going to work. Unless they bring in a Chinese style top down surveillance state people are too lazy to comply. Remember the contact tracing apps that were supposed to track down all the potential coof cases? Total waste of time. The idea that every shop, gym, sports stadium and bowling alley in the country is going to ask you to show your papers as a condition of service is hilariously unrealistic. Besides I imagine it will be trivially easy to cheat the system. I 'm from a country where millions of illegals drive, work, go to school and vote with no paperwork. Our government is too lazy and incompetent to run a system like that, their ambitions way outmatch their abilities.
They're going to happen purely because of the wagies. I think the 20-something year old women who work at the gym or retail are easily petty or devoted enough to make the vaccine passports a reality, maybe the immigrants or guys will be apathetic but I fully expect any place that isn't 100% guys to at least try to implement such a system until it kills their business.
 
They're going to happen purely because of the wagies. I think the 20-something year old women who work at the gym or retail are easily petty or devoted enough to make the vaccine passports a reality, maybe the immigrants or guys will be apathetic but I fully expect any place that isn't 100% guys to at least try to implement such a system until it kills their business.
Enthusiasm will wear out quickly when all you're doing day in day out is checking your customer's papers.

This kind of thing tends to have an initial burst of enthusiasm from the true believers then after a little while it becomes a chore and folks get slack. There won't be any requirements in retail, the logistics would be a nightmare. Entertainment venues will depend on the locations (businesses in blue cities might feel obligated or else face the wrath of their Branch Covidian customer base). Airlines for sure will do it, which sucks if you want to fly. But ultimately if even 20% of the population refuse vaccination turning away that many customers will make most businesses non viable.

The Biden Administration will not be bringing in Fed mandated passports, it would be insanely difficult to organize, would be laughably easy to circumvent and would be struck down by the courts. Instead they've decided to use the social media censorship model and apply it to vaccination checks, as the stick end of their immunization drive. The work will be offloaded to the corporate sector with the 'muh private business' excuse that they're protecting their staff and they can refuse service to whoever they like. Except social media censorship is relatively easy and cheap relying on algos and bots, while checking peoples papers hundreds of millions of times a day is ludicrously expensive and cumbersome. Without the backing of government, businesses demanding private health information as a condition of service will be exposed to litigation. I imagine right now entire legal departments are working out whether it's worth the risk. Anyway I could be wrong but I expect this to fizzle out before it gets started.
 
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