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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
femboy_firearms has had enough of these faggots.
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Apparently this was triggered by Fed Paul and trancher Paul Mendoza defending a cop who called someone a tranny.
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How awful they are to strangers online really gives insight to how awful they most likely are to strangers in reality.
 
If you’re hiking and encounter a very aggressive bear, a good course of action is to drop your pack. Some people recommend playing dead as a last resort.
That only works with brown bear sows. It is absolutely the WORST thing to do with a black bear. (Ditto mountain lions.) If you're attacked you fight for your life.
 
I think these people need to worry less about bear attacks and mountain lion attacks and alt-right attacks, and more about heart attacks.

Can't no gun help with those.
Don't you know? Eating healthy and taking care of yourself is transphobic!

Though, I did some quick research--a transwoman does have to gain weight to get to where she could (in theory, anyway) pass, because women have a higher body fat %. I know I've ranted about just why you shouldn't get your drugs--legal or not--from sketch sources, and wondered if they get theirs from legit ones.

I think we got our answer: LOLNOPE.

This is why you don't take sketch shit. Even if female hormones were magical turn-you-into-a-uwu-hawt-gurl pills, you'd still need to be getting the right dosage--which is calculated by body weight and metabolism (which is here influenced by body composition). If you're taking sketch shit? It's sketch shit.

The dosage you're actually getting can be anything from "you will get 0mg if you take the entire bottle all at once" to "well some pills are as advertised, maybe?"

This can be compounded if your docs are more on the quack side...and a lot of the ones in this area are because the default assumption when somebody tries to do the right thing and take away a quack's license to practice, it has to be because of transphobia. Not, say, people having basic standards and wanting Dr. Knockoff Mengele to stop fucking people up for lulz and profit.
 
Depends on the bear. They really do have individual personalities.

A starving bear or a sow with cubs are generally thought to be the most dangerous, but it its true. A lot of the time, you can scare a bear away just by standing your ground and acting threatening.

If you’re hiking and encounter a very aggressive bear, a good course of action is to drop your pack. If a bear attacks while you’re asleep inside a tent? Well, I don’t like to think about that too much. Some people recommend playing dead as a last resort.
I remember hearing that playing dead with a bear is a bad idea since they check. They will often times end up doing a lot of damage just nudging your body because of their crazy bear strength and sharp claws.
Hopefully the troons don't know that. They're also lucky they're not real women since bears are attracted to menstruating women.
 
Though, I did some quick research--a transwoman does have to gain weight to get to where she could (in theory, anyway) pass, because women have a higher body fat %.
That, plus fat = boobs. Skinny trannies without implants are flat as a board. Kevin wouldn't have his "rockin' tits" or whatever he's most recently called them if he was skinny.
 
Re: gun sperging

It's just as valid in this thread as animal husbandry and ecology sperging. I don't know fuck all about animals or farming as I do about guns, so it's very educational to read the posts of the people that do. And hopefully vice versa.
 
That, plus fat = boobs. Skinny trannies without implants are flat as a board. Kevin wouldn't have his "rockin' tits" or whatever he's most recently called them if he was skinny.
Part of that's because of when the hormones hit and the amounts. Somebody who's born female will have the right patterns to generally get more--but it's not unknown for a woman to end up lolicon bait 'til she gets her first kid and the hormonal floods remind the tiddies they should be there.

Then...well, everybody has a place their body basically treats as the emergency storage of fat. Most people, it's the belly, second most common is thighs. Depending on your genes, you could be left needing to go on the concentration camp diet to get your body to drop fat from there.

If you spot somebody who's skinny but got definitely-natural tig ol biddies? They're one of the rare poor fuckers where that's the last place to lose fat.

Sky was who I was thinking of when I asked if there had been an FTM on the ranch, I guess I was wrong.
I sincerely doubt there ever was and ever will be an FTM on the tranch.
 
That only works with brown bear sows. It is absolutely the WORST thing to do with a black bear. (Ditto mountain lions.) If you're attacked you fight for your life.
Have heard before that you fight a black, play dead with a brown. When I’m in the woods alone, I always try to make noise: stomp my feet, cough, whistle. Just can’t imagine getting into any kind of wrestling match with a bear. What are you supposed to do? Poke their eyes out?

I have a deep and abiding phobia of bears. So, I torture myself reading accounts of gruesome bear attacks. This one in particular stuck in my mind:

I remember hearing that playing dead with a bear is a bad idea since they check. They will often times end up doing a lot of damage just nudging your body because of their crazy bear strength and sharp claws.
Hopefully the troons don't know that. They're also lucky they're not real women since bears are attracted to menstruating women.
In all seriousness, I try to avoid backcountry trips when I’m on the rag.
 
There is no bears where they are. You are more likely to find bear around town dumpster diving then in the middle of that treeless scrub brush area.

Where I live there are black bear everywhere and a few mountain lions (never seen one). When going inna woods for deer I never thought i needed anything more then my old 30-06. Even on over nighters. There is nothing in the lower 48 that 180gr 30-06 can't take reliably.

There is no rhyme or reason to anything the tranchers buy or do. They got all these meme guns with different calibers. Fake plates and bullshit gear. Its all larp.
 
The horrible way tranzgingerz treat their parents has always been one of the things that disgusts me most about them. It's bad enough that troons selfishly never take into consideration their parents feelings watching the child they raised essentially murder the person that they were, the child their parents loved and watch grow up, and then have to deal with what is essentially a stranger take their child's place. Bad enough that troons never think about the pain and shame their transition will bring upon their parents. But on top of all that, the troons will either turn their backs on the family that loved and raised them, the parents who worked hard to provide a comfortable life for them, and if they do stay in contact with their parents the troons will treat them like absolute garbage, say horrible things to their parents with the full intention of causing as much suffering as they can, and make up terrible lies about their parents like they were "abusive" and "traumatized" them growing up. It's absolutely despicable how troons will treat their families, showing absolutely no respect or gratitude for the people they owe everything to.
Slightly late/obvious reply, but this anti-family behavior is par for the course with SJWs and other extremist cults. Troons just seem to be the worst of the worst, mixing in extreme selfishness, narcissism, and delusion into the standard cult formula. This is why they all die alone (thinking of the cleaner AMA thread @pedoguyguykrai made).
 
Have heard before that you fight a black, play dead with a brown. When I’m in the woods alone, I always try to make noise: stomp my feet, cough, whistle. Just can’t imagine getting into any kind of wrestling match with a bear. What are you supposed to do? Poke their eyes out?

I have a deep and abiding phobia of bears. So, I torture myself reading accounts of gruesome bear attacks. This one in particular stuck in my mind:


In all seriousness, I try to avoid backcountry trips when I’m on the rag.
I actually kind of like bears, just...from a safe observing distance. It's probably part of why any bear (or mountain lion) that visited the Tranch would have be on Team Large Animal instead of Team Troon.

There is no bears where they are. You are more likely to find bear around town dumpster diving then in the middle of that treeless scrub brush area.

Where I live there are black bear everywhere and a few mountain lions (never seen one). When going inna woods for deer I never thought i needed anything more then my old 30-06. Even on over nighters. There is nothing in the lower 48 that 180gr 30-06 can't take reliably.
...funny thing is, I've lived in a city where every so often, bears did just amble on in and go dumpster diving.

You also could go deer hunting from your kitchen window. (Bow-and-arrow only, if within city limits.) You might go some months between opportunities, but...lots of people are "DoN'T ShOoT BaMbI!!!1!" right up until they really get to know deer. Nothing quite like watching a pair of bucks square off from the window in a semi-suburban kitchen, though.
 
Have heard before that you fight a black, play dead with a brown. When I’m in the woods alone, I always try to make noise: stomp my feet, cough, whistle. Just can’t imagine getting into any kind of wrestling match with a bear. What are you supposed to do? Poke their eyes out?
Unless you live in Alaska or the western parts of Canada, you will never see a brown bear. (Edit: Okay and northwest Montana).

And yes, you poke their eyes, punch them in the snoot, etc. Imagine a 400lb troon like Lou Gags is attacking you.

and a few mountain lions (never seen one).
They've seen you though. 😼
 
There is no bears where they are. You are more likely to find bear around town dumpster diving then in the middle of that treeless scrub brush area.

Where I live there are black bear everywhere and a few mountain lions (never seen one). When going inna woods for deer I never thought i needed anything more then my old 30-06. Even on over nighters. There is nothing in the lower 48 that 180gr 30-06 can't take reliably.

There is no rhyme or reason to anything the tranchers buy or do. They got all these meme guns with different calibers. Fake plates and bullshit gear. Its all larp.
I’m in a very similar ecosystem to the tranchers; high desert valley surrounded by mountain ranges. It’s unlikely, but in tough years, hungry bears have been known to come down from the foothills to take livestock/trash cans/bird feeders. Coyotes can also be a problem. Many people around here keep dogs for that very reason.

Jump, Are you in the Great Smoky Mountains?

 
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I see black bears almost every day. they aren't scary at all. There's only one person dies every other year from a black bear attack in all of North America. You're way more likely to be killed by falling in the shower, unless you're a troon, in which case your odds of getting killed in the shower are almost nil, since falling in the shower requires paying at least minimal attention to personal hygiene.
 
I see black bears almost every day. they aren't scary at all. There's only one person dies every other year from a black bear attack in all of North America. You're way more likely to be killed by falling in the shower, unless you're a troon, in which case your odds of getting killed in the shower are almost nil, since falling in the shower requires paying at least minimal attention to personal hygiene.
Be careful, Grizzly Man. You're seeing bears that are afraid of humans. One day, you may run into one that has no fucks left to give.

Bears are scary. One tore up a refrigerator at my father-in-law's place in Ontario a couple years ago. Went through that heavy door with his claws like butter. Would not be chased off and did not retreat until he drank all the soda and beer.
 
Slightly late/obvious reply, but this anti-family behavior is par for the course with SJWs and other extremist cults. Troons just seem to be the worst of the worst, mixing in extreme selfishness, narcissism, and delusion into the standard cult formula. This is why they all die alone (thinking of the cleaner AMA thread @pedoguyguykrai made).
yeah I never see a family member or friend call for me to clean up their mess it's always the state if it's section 8 housing or the landlord. all I see is they die alone, and not happy.
 
yeah I never see a family member or friend call for me to clean up their mess it's always the state if it's section 8 housing or the landlord. all I see is they die alone, and not happy.
Yeah, probably why we won't see some crazy shootout or tranny apocalypse at Tenacious Unicorn. They'll just get evicted for not paying their bills. Bonnie's recent vitriol toward his mother almost certainly means she's refusing to give him any more money.

I believe this case solves itself.
A fed bear is a dead bear.
 
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