Apple's App Store art is fucking horrendous | Flat art / Alegria / Corporate Memphis - click for feet

This shit really is everywhere. I wanted to be sure about ONE command in diskpart and this was the top article. The article did not help me and readers of articles with art like that should probably stay away from CLI programs that can nuke all your shit in a split second.
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She's got a fart tattoo on her arm and it looks like she can smell it.
 
Notice how it's only whites or asians giving to blacks and no whites or asians get any free stuff. How racist of blacks not to give out more free stuff. They've got blood ain't they?

A prime example of how England is tarded and bad at art and bad at not raping kids and good at committing work crimes.

(Actually not joking on the last one.)
 
It's like humanity evolved from making 2d simplified designs of human into extremely realistic images only to slide back into 2d art because actual skill is white supremacist.
Whenever I look at these abominations of "art", I'm always reminded of that Powerpuff Girls episode Knock it Off.
 
The alegria art style is like decompositioning, globohoming and then making a dream board of old Soviet posters.

You can probably imagine this done "modernly" and non-heteronormative and being part of a collage, right?
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It's from 1941 according to the site I pulled it from. "Yeah let's blob it and make her yellow, oh and remove the misery in the background so so it doesn't detract from us supportomg the plight of blacks/trannies/asians or whatever"
Soviet posters aimed to make Communism look strong, this modern artstyle on everything doesn't even put the progressive utopia in a flattering light
 
Soviet posters aimed to make Communism look strong, this modern artstyle on everything doesn't even put the progressive utopia in a flattering light
Weakness is strength in socjus circles, the less capable you are of living the more your voice will be heard when deciding how other, more capable people, should live. It's anti-meritocracy.
 
i think i brought this up here centuries ago but this really is just clinton-era multicultural burger king kids club art, except instead of there being just a token black kid, every single stock character is a BIPOC™ and now the white kid just so happens to be the token one

sometimes i wonder if the 90s never actually ended and they just gradually devolved into the apathetic clowny culture wars of today
 
i think i brought this up here centuries ago but this really is just clinton-era multicultural burger king kids club art, except instead of there being just a token black kid, every single stock character is a BIPOC™ and now the white kid just so happens to be the token one

sometimes i wonder if the 90s never actually ended and they just gradually devolved into the apathetic clowny culture wars of today
I've noticed they like to draw whites as gingers, so really they are still just representing a minority; white people that were considered trash in the past: Irish.
 
Heard Cornette shilling this stuff and I guess breakfast cereal isn't safe from the bland offensively inoffensive Alegria homunculi of fat designs.
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Also problematic seeing as how they got the, while pastel blue, black chick(?) on the front of the cocoa flavored cereal. Also the dog looking pretty retarded with its flounder eyes.
I like how the dipshits in "The Official Podcast" (penguinz0 podcast), made a episode about shitty corporate art then a few episodes later they sell out for this shit.

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Isn't it hilarious how art teachers will sit there and trash anime, or people drawing anime, and yet send their students into the workforce to make shit like this corporate trash? I'm not even a huge weeb or anything. AT LEAST the commie propaganda is usually pretty competent, on a technical level

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Pictured is an example of socialist realism.

Even with the excuse of animation typically needing to utilize line economy and simpler applications of graphic design, most of this tweenfest shit looks laughably amateur.
 
Isn't it hilarious how art teachers will sit there and trash anime, or people drawing anime, and yet send their students into the workforce to make shit like this corporate trash? I'm not even a huge weeb or anything. AT LEAST the commie propaganda is usually pretty competent, on a technical level

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Pictured is an example of socialist realism.

Even with the excuse of animation typically needing to utilize line economy and simpler applications of graphic design, most of this tweenfest shit looks laughably amateur.
What is this, a picture for ants?
 
It's like humanity evolved from making 2d simplified designs of human into extremely realistic images only to slide back into 2d art because actual skill is white supremacist.
This may or may not become a recurring theme, but I'll play devil's advocate again (sort of). Saying this is the equivalent of asking why are IKEA assembly instructions line art when the Renaissance masters could paint realistic, highly detailed furniture 500 years ago.

As pointed out above, it all boils down to cost and practicality. 'Humans of flat' can be downloaded in cheap vector packs and then easily re-dressed, recoloured and rearranged to fit almost any industry context, brand guidelines and diversity requirement. Why hire a full-time illustrator when a social media intern can replace say, that dude's jersey from above with a blue shirt, slap an apron and a hat, and turn him into a Black McD's employee in less than ten minutes?
 
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