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People are telling DSP they're burnt out of CoD? But earlier on the same stream he was saying everyone says they like the CoD streams
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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Kumquatacus
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fuck, this is peak phill, i wish more people would stop tipping so we can get more of this
Comma
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DSP complaining about the main part of today's tips being from 3 to 4 people:
Which... is the case in 95% of your streams? You absolute fucking cunt.
-EDIT- Combo'd into putting the pressure onto the late stream contributors and demanding more money in advance for the late stream:
Which... is the case in 95% of your streams? You absolute fucking cunt.
-EDIT- Combo'd into putting the pressure onto the late stream contributors and demanding more money in advance for the late stream:
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What I'd probably bust a nut getting to see are the impossible stats of the un-knowable.
How many normalfags that generally have zero issue tossing some $ at a streamer, stumble into one of his pREEstreams for a few minutes & then swiftly gtfo in horror & deep offense? Especially if they happen to catch his military regulations diatribe about how to capitalize on the privilege he affords you of keeping his lights on. ??
I want to see the numbers that never even happen, simply because he's such a rancid shitlord.
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Nobody stumbles into Phil's streams anymore. The viewers are either existing wheelchairs, hate watchers or hate watchers that turn into wheelchairs.
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People who are in his chat "trolling" him and talking shit with subscriber badges are worse than DSP himself.
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The line between those groups gets blurrier and blurrier as time goes on.
SojiroSakura
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"I hope we can make up for the slow CoD stream tonight!"
Phil, YOU need to make up for it. YES YOU. You are the streamer, you didn't put out entertaining content today, so you didn't meet your goal. That's on you, not on your viewers you fucktard. YOU need to do better, not your whales.
Phil, YOU need to make up for it. YES YOU. You are the streamer, you didn't put out entertaining content today, so you didn't meet your goal. That's on you, not on your viewers you fucktard. YOU need to do better, not your whales.
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Never seems to be an issue when JaxxRaxxor is responsible for $100 of the $124 tips for SF.
Also, hes been having one "major" stream and 3-4 "chill" streams of COD. He plays DOSII once every 6-7 days. He wage quit Genshin after- what was it- two night streams?
IT'S WAY TOO MUCH COD BUT ANY OTHER GAME WOULDVE BEEN DUMPED MONTHS AGO.
That, and it's almost to the point where the day/night streams have the same amount of gameplay.
FIRST
11am-1pm = pre-stream & break
1pm-230pm = ~85 min actual gameplay
230pm-3pm = break/whale call
3pm-4pm = <60 minutes actual gameplay
TOTAL = ~2½ hours gameplay
SECOND
7pm-915pm = mostly gameplay
TOTAL ~2¼ hours gameplay
Accounting for occasional derailments like StreamLabs/Anony leak/PayPal not updating/leaderboards, most of those things that seem to onlyicedcoffee happen during his 1st stream & you'll get more gameplay on the 2nd stream.
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Save the Pig!: The Game hasn't had any decent DLC since the Bankruptcy Vestival patch a year ago. It's almost like the developer is taking all the money and bailing.
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Is the word 'kat' a codeword (lol) for low tips now?
But you keep saying tips aren't mandatory so which is the lie Phail?
Crooked 16th
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Phil has the mindset of a twitch thot "I turned my camera on so you have to pay me". If he put any effort in he could pull probably a thousand viewers on his mainstream but he continues to stay stuck in 2008.
I wonder how much money Phil would get from his whalechair viewing audience if he just came on stream and said stuff like "give me all your money you worthless paypiggies. I want you to empty your bank account into mine"
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it would depend on if the whalechairs still gain power in the cult. if so then this would probably be fine.
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I know the first thing I want to see when I open a random stream is some decrepit goblin sitting there with the game paused while he complains that he isn't being given enough money so he won't be able to pay his bills.
L.I.M.B. Commander
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Welp back to the autism:
That's the more sad and hilarious thing about Phil is the fact he is utterly helpless and entirely dependent on a handful of people. The fact that this idiot calls this crowdfunding is hilarious and shows that he has no clue on what he's talking about.
On record Phil has admitted he use drink....alot. I'm in the camp he self medicated to help his back and developed a reall y bad drinking problem.
This reminds me of that one cuck ThirdEye The Third. Dude use to send paragraphs to Phil which contained actual good advice but of course Phil ignored. The only good thing about ThirdEye was the fact that he was calling Phil out on his bullshit before he got that banhammer.
That's the more sad and hilarious thing about Phil is the fact he is utterly helpless and entirely dependent on a handful of people. The fact that this idiot calls this crowdfunding is hilarious and shows that he has no clue on what he's talking about.
On record Phil has admitted he use drink....alot. I'm in the camp he self medicated to help his back and developed a reall y bad drinking problem.
BepsiLight
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No no no you got it all wrong. When the pahsitivity comes in and people shower him with money it's because he's putting up a fun interactive pahsitive stream, but when he doesn't get the money he just doesn't know why. It's a mystery.
tomstone
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his paypigs and whales really have to wake up an realize how much power they hold over philbert. they basically have complete control over him and his life, he is a slave to their wallets.
make this motherfucker dance.
just stop giving him anything for a week and then they could demand absolutely anything. dress up as sonic or yoshi for 30$.
or even better: for a 50$ tipsgoal he has to dress up as the pigroach with a little snout and antennas on his head. for every additional new cheer/ tip / sub he has to go on all fours and "oink-oink".
put his horsewife on stream for 70$.
or a 100$ tipsgoal: he has to do a irl stream where he has to go outside and interact with real people. for 150$ he has to do the same in dressup.
there are so many "fun and chill" possibilities.
make this motherfucker dance.
just stop giving him anything for a week and then they could demand absolutely anything. dress up as sonic or yoshi for 30$.
or even better: for a 50$ tipsgoal he has to dress up as the pigroach with a little snout and antennas on his head. for every additional new cheer/ tip / sub he has to go on all fours and "oink-oink".
put his horsewife on stream for 70$.
or a 100$ tipsgoal: he has to do a irl stream where he has to go outside and interact with real people. for 150$ he has to do the same in dressup.
there are so many "fun and chill" possibilities.
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They don't want control over Phil.
They want to be able to ban people in the Twitch chat and have Phil respond to them in Discord.
This is honestly how retarded they are.
They want to be able to ban people in the Twitch chat and have Phil respond to them in Discord.
This is honestly how retarded they are.
Detractor#38657
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It's clearly because everyone is taking Phil's streams for granted, whatever the fuck that means.
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