Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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Don't forget the pringles lids and cheetos that get stuck in her fat from time to time
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You know, one thing that never really made sense to me about that Pringles story is that her gut is one huge beachball thing. There really aren't any fat rolls, just... fat. So while I believe she had garbage stuck to her, I have to wonder where that lid was, exactly...
 
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boxybum said:
Walking, cooking, sleeping, eating. These lives are overly excessive. I don't even want to watch them anymore. There is only so much HI MARISSA a person can take. She wants her channel to become something it is not and never will be.
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That doesn't just describe her channel. That describes her life.

-She wanted to be thin: she couldn't.
-She wanted to be a vegan: she lied about converting.
-She wanted to be a role model for fat positivity: she spiraled into constant bouts of depression and waffled out of that.
-She wanted to be a happy wife with Peetz: she let her libido ruin that.
-She wanted to have a great career in the medical field: her laziness took hold.
-She wants to be seen as sexy and be desired by chiseled, well-hung men: she gets catfished.

Every goal, every desire of hers is counter to what she actually can do and what she actually is. No wonder she's a failure.
 
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I would pay money to hear her angry voicemail to this dude.

I can pretty much imagine what she said in her usual bitchy smug McDonald's Breakfast tone (while smacking gum to show him that she really doesn't care).
But I really hope she let out a violent uncontrolled "Shhh, I said shhh!" at the end. :optimistic:
 
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Cheers to the poor souls who still manage to archive her streams. It has now become a proper full time job on top of your own ft jobs.

Of course now that she spends almost every waking hour squinting into a sad little lens, it can be blamed for the accumulation of filth in the kitchen and around the house. Pre-recorded videos titled "clean with me guise!!!!" only featured about 30 second of sweeping crud from one diseased foot to the other. Lazy slob. Next excuse will be "depression" come Monday morning after The Prince Charming saga.
 
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She only has herself to blame with this guy. She sets up her account on Tinder, which is not exactly the place to look for a real relationship. She says on the account she just wants to have fun and fool around, not looking for a relationship and posts catfishing underwear photos.

So, it attracts a guy that is not looking for a relationship and just wants to touch a big belly. After their amazing 5 minute encounter, she has changed her mind and now sees him as boyfriend material. He has not changed his mind.

She is off in fantasyland dreaming of romantic dinners and weekends of lovemaking. He is still thinking of getting together at some point for rubbing on her. So he tries to squeeze a few hours into his life for her, but better things keep coming up so he puts her off a few days.

Meanwhile, she has progressed to desperately texting him and building a whole scenario of how he will become her greatest love story. Finally, he finds some time to fuck and mentions her ass is too small. Because that is what men say when they want a girl to consider him as boyfriend material.

He finally finds time to fuck her on Sunday. By then, she is so delusional and probably has texted or called him double the amount of tines she has told her viewers. He bails when he either found her YouTube channel or just decided she was a bunny boiler. It was all in her mind. His commenting on her ass says right there he had no interest at all in her other than what she said she wanted at the beginning. So it is her own fault.
 
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The money talk in yesterday's walking live was somewhat interesting. Like others already said, she's planning on saving 2k per month for her euro trip (which is totally happening June 2022!). Exactly how much money is she making? The estimates I've seen thrown around in this thread are around 3k at highest iirc. Even if she cuts back on takeout and frivolous spending (she won't), that's a lot of money to save each month.

There is also talk about her phone bill (starts around 1:11:50), she thinks it'll be at least $700 for the month because she keeps running out of data while streaming outside her home and "topping up." At $35 per 2Gb. The chat is appalled that she doesn't have unlimited data, which, yeah. We all have those moments when watching her that really drive home how stupid she is with her spending and I have to admit this was it for me. Jesus Christ, Chantal, get a grip. She says she'd be ready to pay $500 per month for unlimited high speed, like that would be reasonable?? Even if phone plans are expensive in Canada, they can't be that expensive.

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She also shows the receipt for her Wendy's order in case we don't believe a chicken sandwich was all she got (timestamp 54:17).

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Nicholas' Tinder Fantasy:
I want to fuck a nameless, faceless 200lb Amazon, who never says a word to me. She has a tiny waist set off by a huge, toned, perfectly symmetrical ass, each cheek deliciously globe shaped, and after I coom, she tells me I'm the best and biggest she's ever had, then disappears, never be heard from again.

Nicholas' Tinder Reality:
The Amazon shows up in a trashed up KIA, that lists badly to the drivers side. He slides into the passenger seat and his nose is immediately assaulted by the smell of farts and fast food grease. The hulking shadow grabs his face and squeels " Soooo CUUUUTTTTEEEE" and then bares her yellow rodent like teeth at him. Her basketball sized head, barely covered by brittle hair, moves closer until a slimy tongue darts out to thrust itself into his mouth. He is stunned but figures if he rudely gropes this orc, she will surely take offense and let him escape. He roughly grabs for the area of the she-beasts tits, but his hand meets her third chin. He panics, his sense of direction thrown off, and gropes lower on the hulk...


LOL..laughing too hard to finish
 
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How_are_you said:
Did you catch when she said she could never give up her YouTube channel because she could never go back to “being a nobody”. She thinks she is a celebrity.
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This is a major cope. She knows full well that the only reason she can’t give up YouTube is that nobody in their right mind would ever hire her to do any other job. She’s too lazy to ever want to be employed. If she lost YT she would be on welfare (or whatever Canada’s equivalent is). I truly believe that YT is the worst thing that ever happened for her, in every way possible.
 
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Cooking - 3 parts @360p

Jaded Optimist said:
She now says she wants to save $2000 a month, so next June she can travel Europe for a month plus. She's delusion.
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Oh my god, please let this happen (it will never, but it's nice to dream).

A must have for traveling and sightseeing in Europe (and usually across the world) is walking, lots and lots and lots of walking. Walk through the old city center of a medieval town, taking in the architecture and history while getting lost in the maze of small streets and claustrophobic back alleys. You can spend hours, and hours just doing nothing but walking and exploring. Usually museums and other notable tourist locations are wheelchair friendly, but I haven't seen any "Chantal or ALR level" of fatties using them. Her trip would mimic ALR's Lexington vacation, where she stayed in the hotel 90% of the time ordering takeout. In her current condition, she won't make it past the hotel street corner. Oh, and she better be prepared for some extreeeeme gawking. I can solemnly say, that I've never seen a 400+lbs woman in my life, so I would gawk the shit out of someone like her.
 
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The Crawling Chaos said:
I can solemnly say, that I've never seen a 400+lbs woman in my life, so I would gawk the shit out of someone like her.
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I live in the same country as Chantal, she even made it to my city for some poutine at some point, and I, too, never seen a 400+lbs woman in my life.

This beast is a rare sight. :story:
 
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Sticky Fingers said:
The money talk in yesterday's walking live was somewhat interesting. Like others already said, she's planning on saving 2k per month for her euro trip (which is totally happening June 2022!). Exactly how much money is she making? The estimates I've seen thrown around in this thread are around 3k at highest iirc. Even if she cuts back on takeout and frivolous spending (she won't), that's a lot of money to save each month.

There is also talk about her phone bill (starts around 1:11:50), she thinks it'll be at least $700 for the month because she keeps running out of data while streaming outside her home and "topping up." At $35 per 2Gb. The chat is appalled that she doesn't have unlimited data, which, yeah. We all have those moments when watching her that really drive home how stupid she is with her spending and I have to admit this was it for me. Jesus Christ, Chantal, get a grip. She says she'd be ready to pay $500 per month for unlimited high speed, like that would be reasonable?? Even if phone plans are expensive in Canada, they can't be that expensive.
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Untrue. Canada's internet and phone providers hold a monopoly and there is absolutely no reason to be competitive. They can bag you with a slightly okay initial deal, and then you're fucked. I believe the big three are Bell(Fido), Telus(Koodo) and either Shaw or Rogers. All extortionate.


99/month for unlimited for 2 years, then an additional 20? So worth it. There was a community in the Northwest Territories that was charging 525/month for satellite internet because there was no other choice. Then Northwestel(owned by Bell) came in and offered 70/month for 15gb. I don't know what her plan is but there is a reason why Netflix dubbed Canada basically a third world country for comms.

Phone plans are just as ridiculous, as https://www.bell.ca/Mobility/Cell_phone_plans will show. Cell coverage in itself varies greatly across provinces and can be unreliable at best. I'm glad she's overpaying. Good luck saving for a special trip to Manitoba.

To add: if any Canadians can tell me if, in the last 3-4 years, there's been any noticeable improvement or changes to phone/internet services, I'd appreciate it.
 
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Easy Peasy said:
Very interested in stalker Joe turning on Chantal. His rapid deterioration has been an unexpected delight, albeit also scary as fuck
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I'm loving every minute of his seething micro meltdown, its just a shame Chinny scared off the D, or we may have seen some quality rantage and unhinged postings from The Joe. He's a fucking bellend.

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London would consider her quite the spectacle though. Waddling off the Gatwick Express and barely making it to the fleet of shocked black cabbies outside. Her only interests would be food related, and the most well known foodie areas have almost zero space for a guntasaurus. Borough Market, Camden, Soho. The amount of eye-rolling from locals and tourists alike as she aggressively attempts to push her way to the 8th food stall that afternoon.

She'd fit right in at the local Asda as, like Walmart in NA, seems to be where they congregate at an irritating quantity.
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Agreed, the indoor markets in Camden are a no go for the xl- wheezebag, way too cramped. I'd say she'd be ok in Asda, stuck as fuck if she tried to waddle into an Aldi, really small aisles.
 
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The Crawling Chaos said:
Walk - 2 parts @360p
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Oh my god, please let this happen (it will never, but it's nice to dream).

A must have for traveling and sightseeing in Europe (and usually across the world) is walking, lots and lots and lots of walking. Walk through the old city center of a medieval town, taking in the architecture and history while getting lost in the maze of small streets and claustrophobic back alleys. You can spend hours, and hours just doing nothing but walking and exploring. Usually museums and other notable tourist locations are wheelchair friendly, but I haven't seen any "Chantal or ALR level" of fatties using them. Her trip would mimic ALR's Lexington vacation, where she stayed in the hotel 90% of the time ordering takeout. In her current condition, she won't make it past the hotel street corner. Oh, and she better be prepared for some extremeee gawking. I can solemnly say, that I've never seen a 400+lbs woman in my life, so I would gawk the shit out of someone like her.
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God, I hope she tells people she’s Canadian while in Europe. The fattest person these europoors will ever see is a Leaf.
 
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