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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I was wrong. There is a way for the ranch to make a nuclear reactor.

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Here's penny disgusting consoomer feet.
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Penny and Bonnie five o'clock shadow
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The size of Bonnie thigh :story:
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Cope
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They’re all wearing new clothes so it’s nice to know the donations they received for the animals actually went to themselves.

Penny’s smile makes my skin crawl. I really doubt anyone looks at him, hears his voice and then goes “yeah, that’s a woman”. Same goes for them all.
 
I would like to clarify that the alpaca's weren't eating the insulation because they were hungry, but because it was something new. Ruminators basically will chew on any new thing introduced to their space, and if they can eat it, they will. They are stupid as shit when it comes to eating.

The insulation should have been covered by tin sheeting, so they couldn't get access to it, but obviously the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is to cheap and bad to do that.
 
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I think I know just the thing to get this thread back on track: pictures of mongoloid Jen's amhole.
What in the actual rainbow colored fuck. Here I'm passably reading the spurg fest about Radioactive alpacas Brown bears and manlit mountain lions. Next I know there's a troons asshole and Crotchwound. This thread is a wild ride though autism
 
How far is it into town? The Leaf has an absurdly bad range new, they'd be lucky to get 20 miles out of that thing.
The Leaf that IT has is around 58k miles. See the odometer and you can make out 58 through the steering wheel. Based on the second photo with a clear odometer, from an EV car site, this confirms the 58k miles.

Now we need to know how long a Nissan Leaf batter will last and it's degradation over time. Based off a Nissan dealer we know it lasts for 10 years or 100k miles on average:
As your battery ages, you'll find that its ability to charge and its capacity will change. In general, the Nissan LEAF battery is expected to last for about 10 years or 100,000 miles.
Looking into the loss of efficiency we see (from the third photo) that the Nissan leaf is not only at half of its life but is has lost 25% efficiency.

So before we get the reduced range we need the know the starting range. Based on the trim and interior styling, we know it is pre-2018 when the Leaf got a facelift. Such the range is 100 miles.

With that in mind the reduced range is now 75 miles. Probably 70-65 miles due to the weather. The closest town is Westcliffe that is 20 miles away, one way.

The car will deplete close to 60% of it's battery on one trip into town which has the closest pharmacy for their Troon medication. They cannot make any Costco runs with it nor get to any major city
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Shave.

I think I know just the thing to get this thread back on track: pictures of mongoloid Jen's amhole.
Same to this.
 
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