Scheduled Maintenance Tonight

[Null]

We are now hitting 500 active users during prime time and are bottlenecking hard on Lime, our webserver. Kiwi, the MySQL database, is getting near its capacity but for now it can handle the Database activity.

Tonight I will be adding Lemon as a secondary webserver using HHVM and reconfiguring my test server, Cherry, to load balance between Lemon and Lime.

This expense will add an extra $20/mo to our server costs.

I would do it now, but I'm pressed for time. I have to sort out my Filipino immigration papers. There's no harm in waiting until we're below 300 people before shutting it all done anyways, so whatever.


Thanks for the support guys. Sorry about the performance at the moment.

 

[Mr. 0]

Is this the right thread to ask why this website is run by fruit salad? (All the servers and the site name are fruit.)

 

[Arkangel]

Make a bigger server called "Coconut" and then put "Lime" into that.

 

[ASoulMan]

You know your website is getting big when it begins to lag up the arse due to too many users.

 

[Totenkopf]

Tonight's gonna be a lemon party!

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Our servers are delicious and fruity.

 

[Remilia]

Our servers are delicious and fruity.

They will be fruitful in their efforts

 

[AnOminous]

Is this the right thread to ask why this website is run by fruit salad? (All the servers and the site name are fruit.)

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Lacquer Head]

Figures this website is run by fruit since its full of a bunch of fruit bowls

 

[Linako 2.0]

should have moved to poland.
internet is dirt cheap and fast there.

 

[deadson]

Figures this website is run by fruit since its full of a bunch of fruit bowls

What about fruitcakes? There's plenty of that here too.

 

[DN 420]

If backend is fruit labeled, so should frontend.

mainsqueeze.css amirite

 

[Wally Balljacker]

Lemon lime soda, cherry brandy, and kiwi nectar. I know what I'm doing this weekend.

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

All of the fruit here, even cherries to an extent, are sour. Null, why can't you be sweet for once?

 

[AnOminous]

All of the fruit here, even cherries to an extent, are sour. Null, why can't you be sweet for once?

Rainier cherries are super sweet. The name is probably too long to fit in with the rest, though.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Next server should be called "Rum". Then the Kiwi Farms can be powered by a delicious tropical drink.

 

[AN/ALR56]

should have moved to poland.
internet is dirt cheap and fast there.

Unless he is paid in euros,that's a terrible idea,even Brazilian reales have a much better exchange rate.
Although there's one of the capital of the prettiest girls and bordering with Ukraine.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I would make a joke about how all the people who hate us will probably start throwing huge parties when our site goes down... but there are some people that already have started doing that.

 

[Pickle Pirate]

Make a bigger server called "Coconut" and then put "Lime" into that.

It took me a moment, but fuck you in the ass for making me laugh so hard.

 

[Null]

Ayy, I think we should change our name back to the quicky forums. Get it?