Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 175 27.3%
  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 466 72.7%

  • Total voters
    641
i wonder if derich thinks like man. i wish there was chicks streaming that would get down and dirty for money i can give to instead of phil that just whines for money
The day this boy finds Chaturbate we’ve lost him forever. Wonder if he would use his normal tactic of pestering other viewers to send tips with his messages so he doesn’t have to pay.

“Hey, Darlene? Some weird Asian kid asked me to tell you he really enjoyed your performance in ‘Planet of the Gapes’ and he loves what you did with the entire bunch of bananas. He also asked if you really like bananas? Shall I tell him to fuck off again?”
 
Miss Pee Porn is getting to know the DSP community on twitter. I am having way too much fun with her and keep you updated if it goes on from there. I answered to her today with some answers which could come from a Derich, the rest was astonishing.

First, big ups DSP Fans:
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Now my answers:
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I replied to her that I have problems understanding her because I'm autistic. Let's see what happens.

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Miss Pee Porn is getting to know the DSP community on twitter. I am having way too much fun with her and keep you updated if it goes on from there. I answered to her today with some answers which could come from a Derich, the rest was astonishing.

First, big ups DSP Fans:
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Now my answers:
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I replied to her that I have problems understanding her because I'm autistic. Let's see what happens.

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now we just need the fake account to call the real account, "the fake one"
 
Miss Pee Porn is getting to know the DSP community on twitter. I am having way too much fun with her and keep you updated if it goes on from there. I answered to her today with some answers which could come from a Derich, the rest was astonishing.

First, big ups DSP Fans:
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Now my answers:
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I replied to her that I have problems understanding her because I'm autistic. Let's see what happens.

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This thread sucks so actually amusing content instead of pages of more pages stacking up even more incel coomer posting would be amazing in there I imagine?

As much as this thread on the whole is hilarious, I can't totally shake the idea it's may still be just a elaborate :epik: false flag, unlike the WWE Champions thread where the obviously debunked denials only make the whole thing that much more funny for me.

[edit: to not shit up this hilarious thread with meta bullshit] {Updating to the ad hoc nsfw tag on Derich's thread title is both accurate and helpful to readers, good on, I assume, Hadide if that's who made that change to it.} Orbiter of DSP is already cringe inducing enough on it's surface anyway (still).
 
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THAT'S A FAKE ACCOUNT! THEY DON'T EVEN DRINK URINE OR DO DOUBLE PENETRATION!!!
She's gonna have to correct you as well. She does TRIPLE penetration, get her name and degenerate sex acts right, tyvm you peasant.
Legalporno seems to have a thing for finding the crazy chicks. I remember Kira Thorn complaining on twitter about being made to drink a bowl of cum once... Because the actors for the scene didn't have dicks big enough for her liking.

Seems like one could easily make a thread if they looked into these girls. Honestly, I'd be baffled if you told me a girl who can take two dicks in her ass at once got offended because you used the wrong capitalization on her god damn twitter handle. Seems like she should be a bit past worrying about the little stuff, you know?
 
She's gonna have to correct you as well. She does TRIPLE penetration, get her name and degenerate sex acts right, tyvm you peasant.
Legalporno seems to have a thing for finding the crazy chicks. I remember Kira Thorn complaining on twitter about being made to drink a bowl of cum once... Because the actors for the scene didn't have dicks big enough for her liking.

Seems like one could easily make a thread if they looked into these girls. Honestly, I'd be baffled if you told me a girl who can take two dicks in her ass at once got offended because you used the wrong capitalization on her god damn twitter handle. Seems like she should be a bit past worrying about the little stuff, you know?
One of my favorite porn related videos was when a journalist went to a porn producer and asked him if he thought it hurt the girls to take two dicks in the ass. He had the best answer. "I don't know. I'm not dumb enough to take any dicks in my ass"
 
Ashamed to say this, but I looked up Anna De Ville.

She has a fucking tail. Like you know when someone has a birth defect where their spinal cord is too long and it sticks out right above their asshole? Yeah. She has that. She has the recessive genes of a monkey.

We don't promote trolling here. It would be a shame if people started tweeting her Anna de Talle.
 
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So bright. One might even call it golden.
Once you have got to the point where you are drinking pee, it only goes down from there. Bright future? She'll be wearing diapers since her asshole will be so blown out she can't control her sphincter. Bright future? Put "I can take four dicks at once" on a resume.
 
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