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with all the breaks he takes is he even on a full time schedule?
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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Phil's parents seem somewhat financially competent. It would not surprise me if his parents have a life insurance policy that would cover it, and possibly leave Phil with some extra thousands left over. If this is the case, and Phil knows this, then he's blatantly milking his parent's "poor health" for cash all while waiting for them to pass.
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If I had to wager a guess this is just classic Phil coping hardcore, trying to convince himself he's not a weirdo shut in and that he's a normal adult. But of course he's not so he can't even properly articulate it, and once again he just comes off as some alien trying to sound human.
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Remember after Leanna dumped him he said that his "regular feeding" has been disturbed since there's nobody left to make dinner for his gouty ass?
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I think he just likes to pretend he's a hard worker or something and not a hermit slob Neet. If you made tons of cash from streaming and feel like relaxing and wearing pajamas i get it. This dude is 40 and broke and still clinging to this shit wearing pajamas which is sad. It's like bro get a real job.
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He's saying "full-time streaming" to make himself feel like an important big boy with a real job.
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Well, yeah..................full time breaks interrupted by like an hour of 'work'
Tom Went To The Mayor
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It'd be understandable if he embraced how socially awkward he is, but we all know he'll never do that.
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For the past 3 years, Phil has been regularly talking only to himself and his sperg wife. It's safe to say that he doesn't know how to communicate like a normal person anymore.
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Even better he doubles down that he's perfectly normal and that it's everyone else who is an idiot and wrong. And that's a big part of why he's so fun to pick on.
A normal person who's bad a video games when someone says they're bad at video games will go "Oh yeah, I fucking suck." Not DSP though, no instead he responds "Actually, you wanna know the truth? I'm overall one of the top gamers in the country!" This is a big part of what makes him a lolcow in my opinion because there's something funny at a very basic level about someone who's absolutely shit at video games trying to tell you they're actually the best. Phillip's level of denial and need for his ego to be placated leads to him getting mocked way worse than someone who can just own that they suck.
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Remember earlier this year when Phil tried to get people to stop saying “detractor” because there are ‘only haters now’? That lasted long. Way to stay consistent, Phil.
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Crooked 16th
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Full time streamers can stream once a week and make what Phil does in two weeks in one stream, So i think your doing something wrong Phil.
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"Dood wanted $150 for a jar to put my mother's ashes in. I said fuck that and put em in one of my crushed water bottles so she could be part of the stream like she always wanted to."
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Phil can act like the escort saga was 100% a KF blunder, but that's still only because it involves his usual denial of any responsibility for anything that happens in his shitty little life, and there is factual evidence that Phil is just as much to blame for that whole shitshow as the Farmers involved were.
The escort saga gained all the traction that it did because Phil kept being a shitty little pathological liar faggot at the time. It wasn't the first, and certainly won't be the last prediction made by Farmers that ends up not being true. You can look at that like KF holding a massive L... if you also coincidentally ignore the far greater amount of correct predictions that Farmers have made about his scummy behavior.
Phil is always going to act like the escort saga is some huge 100% "detractors really do make everything up, dood! I did nothing wrong!" token to throw down at every opportunity he has (I expect him to still keep bringing it up well into 2025 even though "that was four years ago, dood! get over it!" is still a go-to excuse to waive away all his past crimes) but the fact of the matter is, the only part about the escort saga that was incorrect was the "escort" part. Phil still begged for money for bills/taxes/etc, burned it all on flying out some vapid thot to keep him company, and lied every single goddamn step of the way about it. The only part that KF got wrong was that it was for an escort and not his future equine soulmom.
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why do people keep telling phil to get a job? if i could make 120k a year streaming vidya to autists i would do it in a heartbeat. he doesn't need to get a job, he just needs to stop blowing all his money on wrestling jpegs.
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He does the same shit with games too. If there is one glitch, one bug, one frame of lag, or one wonky killcam then the game is forever condemned. ANY time he dies/loses he will dredge up this legitimate example so that he can shift blame from himself onto the game, even if it was obviously a case of user error. Like some kind of spiteful girlfriend who will bring up the one time you legitimately fucked up as proof that you're an untrustworthy, giant piece of shit in every situation going forward.
See his SMB: Lost Levels stream. Every single time he died it was because the controller dropped his input and if you try to argue that his brain is the one dropping inputs you are a mentally ill lunatic because everyone knows the controller had issues at launch.
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Of course he got his ass kicked. Dude chose the Cowboys when the man is not far from the New England Patriots who were a dynasty at that time. You can always tell a fake fan of the NFL when the Cowboys are their team and they are from nowhere near Dallas. Phil didn't even know what a first down was let alone routes, defensive positions and who plays what. I've played football in high school and I watched his Madden playthroughs in hilarity.
The escort saga was the most hilarious saga of DSPLand. I've said it on here that it wasn't real. But the fact that people on here discovered a 10 year porno ring from some land whales in Ugoslavia made it worth while. I still can't believe some woman put a plastic bat in her pussy and took a picture. Yet Phil uses that as some objection that KiwiFarms is wrong all the time when 95% of the time his "behind the scenes" bullshit gets called out here months/years before he acknowledges it.
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Because it winds him up by reminding him that every one of his supporters who work eight hours a week at a McDonald's are de facto better human beings than he is.
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Mr 1+hour prestreams daily is up and sharing his wisdom to save the gaming industry.
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