DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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MoonRocker said:
It looks awful. Children even have better cuts than this dude.

How you present yourself is extremely important; human beings are vain creatures, we often judge based off of first impressions, whether we like to admit it or not.

It’s hard to believe that any woman could find Phil with his boyhood haircuts, awful fashion sense, manboobs, thinning and receding hairline, pasty white skin, and Zelda jammies, attractive in any shape or form.

But given that both Khet and him are weird, NEET shut-ins, anything can happen within the ‘Tim’s Vortex.
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The only people that see him are on the other side of 480p
 
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Anon Dimwit said:
Do they have a dress code? I think it'd be hilarious if Philth took the horse out in his sonic t-shirt for their 2nd anniversary.
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As someone who has frequented his fair share of Chinese buffets over the years, the answer to the dress code is FUCK NO.
At most, it’s no shoes, no shirt, no service. But pajama pants, sweat pants, booty shorts are A OK whether you’re a small child or weigh 550 lbs.
 
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Current Stage of the Stream:

Phil has been sitting in the storage menu for 45 minutes with no gameplay whatsoever

Chat is falling asleep

Phil's hair looks terrible

OIC only threw 6 dollars at the pig so he aint happy


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EmpGulcasa said:
Not defending DSP but it's not codified that you must go somewhere fancy with a dress code on your anniversary. Be more creative, Kiwis.
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Think the only thing I’d argue is that since Phil and Kat live such lame existences, you’d think the one time he would actually take the initiative and do something “nice” for her would be something like an anniversary or birthday for Kat. I’d imagine he benefitted the buffet more than her. Otherwise I agree with you. Quality not quantity but that’s not a motto Phil lives by.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
Not defending DSP but it's not codified that you must go somewhere fancy with a dress code on your anniversary. Be more creative, Kiwis.
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no you retard but you should probably do something FUN, not going to your local dive buffet.

who the fuck says "oh we're going to really celebrate this year because our first anniversary was during lock down!" and goes to a fucking asian buffet for 10 dollars a plate? most normal people at least travel to a nice nearby city for a weekend, stay at a hotel, go to a park or something.

not everyone is a shut in, agoraphobic mongoloid obsessed with shitty ass fast food and consider Olive Garden a fancy restaurant.
 
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Someone asked DSP about coffee vs tea. He was explaining how he drank tea when he lived at home with his parents because that's what his mom drank. Then someone in chat asked if DSP made tea in the microwave (like some Americans do). His reply: "No I do not make tea in the microwave, my wi- my mom always boiled the water."

So the mom-wife confusion goes in both directions. Really makes you think.
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Ladies, ladies, you're both wrong. It's fine for some poor schmuck making under 30k a year to think it's special taking his lady out for Olive Garden on the anniversary of their civil union marriage because they couldn't afford a chapel. It's also stupid for someone like DSP who's major financial burden is his retarded addiction to sweaty JPEG men while he's making ~120k a year thinking it's a great anniversary going to the same schlocky restaurant 2 minutes from the house especially after all the building up of how much he loves this woman and how special the day he was going to have with her is. Fuckin use nuance goddamn.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
Not defending DSP but it's not codified that you must go somewhere fancy with a dress code on your anniversary. Be more creative, Kiwis.
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I only asked about the dress code since gout scum kept bragging about how EXPENSIVE it was, so I figured he went to a real mature adult restaurant with things like dress codes and reservations. I never said it was a requirement.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
Not defending DSP but it's not codified that you must go somewhere fancy with a dress code on your anniversary. Be more creative, Kiwis.
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Thats true and for almost anybody else, the kind of anniversary dinner you have wouldn't matter at all but when you have someone like dsp who constantly hypes up and tries to make the most mundane things seem impressive or noteworthy, its fair to call out his bullshit.

Don't say you're one of the best gamers in the country and then suck complete ass at every game you play.

Don't say you're a super mature adult and then blow bubbles and spin around in your office chair while playing dress-up.

Every single meal he eats is authentic this or custom, homemade that, even if its just heated up frozen shit.

His whole problem is his stupid ego and the fact that he can't go two minutes without needing to point how much better he is than everyone else and how everything he does is so great and so important. If he wouldn't set these dumb standards for himself, people wouldn't make fun of him for behaving in the exact opposite way he describes himself.
 
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It shouldn't be a surprise with what Phil wears on "special" days or which "fancy" restaurants he goes to. As @Gramh said, someone in his income should be going to someplace better with a woman he supposedly loves. Teenagers put more effort for their girlfriends/boyfriends on their anniversaries than Phil does. All of his vests have been found to be $15 despite him hyping it up as being this great thing. This is hilarious as he tries to hype everything up and be better than everybody else but always comes out looking much worse
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