Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

[Thomas Highway]

I love this fucking thread.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Thanks to DSP, we've discovered Derich, which from Derich, we've gotten to meet his friend Jackie and have discovered the fabulous Anna de De Ville. I can't wait to find out who/what we get to see next

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Ashamed to say this, but I looked up Anna De Ville.

She has a fucking tail. Like you know when someone has a birth defect where their spinal cord is too long and it sticks out right above their asshole? Yeah. She has that. She has the recessive genes of a monkey.

We don't promote trolling here. It would be a shame if people started tweeting her Anna de Talle.

After not believing you I did a little research and see her getting bareback in the ass, and yes there's a little stump. I have also found out that she fucks black guys and so I'm thinkin' this is NOT a girl you should introduce your mother too.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

After not believing you I did a little research and see her getting bareback in the ass, and yes there's a little stump. I have also found out that she fucks black guys and so I'm thinkin' this is NOT a girl you should introduce your mother too.

According to her it’s the result of scoliosis.

 

[Iron Father]

Ashamed to say this, but I looked up Anna De Ville.

She has a fucking tail. Like you know when someone has a birth defect where their spinal cord is too long and it sticks out right above their asshole? Yeah. She has that. She has the recessive genes of a monkey.

We don't promote trolling here. It would be a shame if people started tweeting her Anna de Talle.

God damn, I also thought you were just fucking around. Looked her up to see if I could see it, first video with her back visible in the thumbnail and bam.

Spoiler: NSFW

This retarded whore has a fucking tail.

 

[Eggwhore]

That’s it. Thread watched.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I may speculate, but I don't lie about porn stars having a tail.

 

[Kumquatacus]

Keep in mind this is a "He/They" that Derich is replying to

just saying....

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"probably"

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Once you have got to the point where you are drinking pee, it only goes down from there. Bright future? She'll be wearing diapers since her asshole will be so blown out she can't control her sphincter. Bright future? Put "I can take four dicks at once" on a resume.

I can't wait to find her on FacialAbuse, mainly because that's where you go once your career is done.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

She's gonna have to correct you as well. She does TRIPLE penetration, get her name and degenerate sex acts right, tyvm you peasant.
Legalporno seems to have a thing for finding the crazy chicks. I remember Kira Thorn complaining on twitter about being made to drink a bowl of cum once... Because the actors for the scene didn't have dicks big enough for her liking.

Seems like one could easily make a thread if they looked into these girls. Honestly, I'd be baffled if you told me a girl who can take two dicks in her ass at once got offended because you used the wrong capitalization on her god damn twitter handle. Seems like she should be a bit past worrying about the little stuff, you know?

Porn sluts have been lolcows for decades, and now with common women getting money for porn, this unwarranted confidence, arrogance and unfettered mental illness is rampant.

But, sadly, the main requirement of being a lolcow is ugliness. There will always be simps defending these women, even in this community.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Good lord this shit is like never ending ride downwards

 

[gh0stzero]

Keep in mind this is a "He/They" that Derich is replying to

just saying....

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I ain't gay but $20 is $20.

A tittie is also a tittie.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Derich is gonna end up as the next Logan Westfall

 

[DSP_Fat_Man]

He went from generic porn, to armpit licking, to piss drinking and now to femboy tiddie sucking.

Where are we headed to next?

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

He went from generic porn, to armpit licking, to piss drinking and now to femboy tiddie sucking.

Where are we headed to next?

He is definitely trooning out.

 

[Penix]

Derich is fucking based.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He is definitely trooning out.

This tweet suddenly makes a lot more sense

 

[hundredthousand]

This tweet suddenly makes a lot more sense
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Jesus fucking christ he is retarded...

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

This tweet suddenly makes a lot more sense
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I don't care about what anybody says, screw all the weird porn he publicly talks about, the funniest part about Derich is him just using words wrong because he copy/pastes stuff. He literally doesn't learn.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't care about what anybody says, screw all the weird porn he publicly talks about, the funniest part about Derich is him just using words wrong because he copy/pastes stuff. He literally doesn't learn.

Agreed. Seeing his descent into deeper and deeper coomerdom is funny, but what makes it hilarious is how he still somehow has no idea about any porn or sex terms. Remember when he had to ask one pornstar what the difference between regular and reverse cowgirl is and had to ask another one what the missionary position looks like? How the hell do you watch hours upon hours of porn every single goddamn day and end up not knowing how some of the most basic sex positions look like?