Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Illuminati Order Official]

Could've sworn one of the key defining features of Judaism was Jesus not being their Messiah. Huh.

She's a Messianic.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Technically correct but besides the point my point simply being that a man is entitled to sell up to seven years of his daughters life because he loved wine more than her. Kind of like she's a pawn on a game board and all the players are men
Further most people in the modern world consider indentured servitude little better than slavery and most people would consider it slavery with extra steps if its not even your choice to enter in to such a contract

As for you citing yourself again no one has ever been impressed by that.

Who did Martin Luther cite when he nailed his 95 Theses on the door of a Catholic Church?

I'm a progressive. I'm breaking the mold and I also write on topics that have been neglected by most scholars.

I actually think indentured servitude is not a bad thing. If a parent would arrive to the point of needing to hire out their child as an indentured servant, it's either because the parent is poor and needs the child to work to maintain financial solvency OR the other reason, is the child is difficult to handle. The Goyim have boarding schools and juvenile delinquent centers for difficult children. The Torah has indentured servitude instead. This would encourage children to honor their mother and father, lest they be sent away. It mirrors Elohim's relationship with Their children.

Also, it's not just a father who can do it. The mother can hire her out too. In The Torah (Israelite) mothers maintain authority over their children for life. It's part of "honor your mother". The translation there in Exod 21 for "man" is better understood as "person". English is funny in that the word "man" includes women as well. "Mankind" too.

I'm going to make a gender corrected Hebrew Bible translation later on in my life. It's one of my long term goals/ambitions.

She's a Messianic.

No, I am Netzarim. Messianics adhere also to the writings of Paul, whereas, I do not.

Could've sworn one of the key defining features of Judaism was Jesus not being their Messiah. Huh.

One of the key defining features of Judaism is The Talmud.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

She's a Messianic.

That's a weird spelling for "idiot".

No, I am Netzarim. Messianics adhere also to the writings of Paul, whereas, I do not.

You're a Christian. Doesn't matter if you don't like Paul.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

"My children will always be under my authority, even after they have grown into adults, because the voices in my head insist upon it."

 

[Spergichu]

I'm going to make a gender corrected Hebrew Bible translation later on in my life. It's one of my long term goals/ambitions.

How much money that could go to your children are you going to waste on publishing your Bible fan fiction?

 

[Kosher Salt]

I'm a progressive. I'm breaking the mold and I also write on topics that have been neglected by most scholars.

No, you're a Dumb.

 

[DarkAlien]

A. Of course a child will tell you they love you and you are the best when they are homeschooled and don't have a consistent frame of reference for how adults should be by observing teachers, other kids/friends parents, etc.
B. Indentured servitude is ok if the parent is poor? What kind of disgusting low life dead beat parent thinks It's ok for their kid to go work because they are poor!? A good parent PROVIDES, they give, they do not take.

 

[Skeletor]

Who did Martin Luther cite when he nailed his 95 Theses on the door of a Catholic Church?

I'm a progressive. I'm breaking the mold and I also write on topics that have been neglected by most scholars.

I actually think indentured servitude is not a bad thing. If a parent would arrive to the point of needing to hire out their child as an indentured servant, it's either because the parent is poor and needs the child to work to maintain financial solvency OR the other reason, is the child is difficult to handle. The Goyim have boarding schools and juvenile delinquent centers for difficult children. The Torah has indentured servitude instead. This would encourage children to honor their mother and father, lest they be sent away. It mirrors Elohim's relationship with Their children.

Also, it's not just a father who can do it. The mother can hire her out too. In The Torah (Israelite) mothers maintain authority over their children for life. It's part of "honor your mother". The translation there in Exod 21 for "man" is better understood as "person". English is funny in that the word "man" includes women as well. "Mankind" too.

I'm going to make a gender corrected Hebrew Bible translation later on in my life. It's one of my long term goals/ambitions.


No, I am Netzarim. Messianics adhere also to the writings of Paul, whereas, I do not.




One of the key defining features of Judaism is The Talmud.

Can people do butt stuff in heaven?

 

[DarkAlien]

Can people do butt stuff in heaven?

Apparently people can do butt stuff on earth, in the shower, without lube.

 

[White Baby]

The Goyim have boarding schools and juvenile delinquent centers for difficult children. The Torah has indentured servitude instead. This would encourage children to honor their mother and father, lest they be sent away. It mirrors Elohim's relationship with Their children.

You do realize sexual assault is even more common there than in the Catholic Church?

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

You do realize sexual assault is even more common there than in the Catholic Church?

Yes, I think that's true because I follow legal cases and the news.

Goyim have an issue with sexual abuse of children. Christians and Catholics too, and I blame the gospel of Paul for that. How will anyone stop sinning and hurting others if they believe everything is forgivable? That's why Christians and Catholics never reach a state of spiritual perfection. They believe they can do whatever and are "covered by the blood" as a pass into Eternal Life. It's an abomination the eyes of YHWH.

I do believe Israelites can sin though too. Israelites who claim to follow YHWH are not always TAMIYM. This is where parents have to be very discerning about who has access to their child alone. It's one reason I never allowed my children to go on sleep overs anywhere when they were small. 0% chance.

However, whereas the Goyim will put someone in jail, The Torah will issue the capital punishment and a curse on anyone who sexually assaults or rapes a child. Rape of a child is akin to kidnapping. So there is more of a deterrent in Torah societies.

That's if the mother or father of the sexually assaulted child doesn't kill the child molester first!

Sacred Vaginas: How the Torah Condemns Rape

An analysis of the principles of Torah that condemn rape ©2019

www.academia.edu

Can people do butt stuff in heaven?

I think so. Pleasure is a gift from Elohim.

I actually believe that Elohim sits like a King and Queen in a Castle eating the finest foods and having sex every day.

I also believe that one of the benefits of Eternal Life is sex in an immortal body. If an orgasm is as pleasurable on earth in a mortal body, imagine an orgasm in an immortal body.

Indentured servitude is ok if the parent is poor? What kind of disgusting low life dead beat parent thinks It's ok for their kid to go work because they are poor!? A good parent PROVIDES, they give, they do not take.

What about the alternatives?

Historically Goyim have sold the children of poor families into slavery and prostitution. Indentured servitude gives a better alternative.

I do believe charity through private people, small business loans, farms and government organized socialism is a better alternative than indentured servitude. All those forms of charity exist in The Torah. Yet parents might find themselves in a position where they have no relatives for help or people in the community are stingy.

Of course a child will tell you they love you and you are the best when they are homeschooled and don't have a consistent frame of reference for how adults should be by observing teachers, other kids/friends parents, etc.

Define "how adults should". Cultural norms and morality vary between people.

Also, I saw a legal case where some homeschool children turned against their parents and ran away and reported them for the conditions in the home, so I don't think it's always true.

Then there's also homeschool children that have no issue mouthing off to their parents like they know better than an experienced adult. You know, the "13 going on 30" types.

How much money that could go to your children are you going to waste on publishing your Bible fan fiction?

My contract with my publisher ends on June 18, 2021. I elected not to renew the contract and will begin my own self publishing efforts at that time. I've been reading up in business magazines for tips!

"My children will always be under my authority, even after they have grown into adults, because the voices in my head insist upon it."

Lol. Did you have an overbearing mother?

The reason only Tamar and Bathsheba are listed in the genealogies of The Messiah are twofold

The reason only Tamar and Bathsheba are listed in the genealogies of The Messiah are twofold: (1) Tamar and Bathsheba were not virgins. It is against The Torah to bring a bad name on a Virgin daughter of Israel (Deut. 22:19). Most of the women in ancient Israel married as Virgins. Their parents were expected to protect them in their parental houses until marriage. They didn't expose their daughters to go it alone in society. In order to protect the women their names were ommitted. The absence of their names is not their lack of importance, it's for their protection.

*Correction to previous statement:

Rahab and Ruth were also listed. I forgot to add them, but the same explanation follows: they were not Virgins either.

 

[Skeletor]

Wow heaven sounds like a pretty horny place.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Wow heaven sounds like a pretty horny place.

It’s a shame that all of us will be burning in hell.

 

[White Baby]

I actually believe that Elohim sits like a King and Queen in a Castle eating the finest foods and having sex every day.

Ick. This reminds me of that one cult (there was probably more than one tbh but a specific one jumps out at me) where the male elders would have sex with the women of the group regularly to mime "becoming closer to Jesus", and sing... intimately themed hymns.

 

[Deadpool]

It's your duty to do your part and READ the thread, take notes BEFORE commenting.

No, you dumb cunt it's not. This is our house and you're a dancing monkey here for our amusement. Either answer questions or fuck off. Better yet, kill yourself.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

I'm a progressive.

If you're progressive send butthole pics, that's very sexually progressive

 

[Spergichu]

I actually believe that Elohim sits like a King and Queen in a Castle eating the finest foods and having sex every day.

I also believe that one of the benefits of Eternal Life is sex in an immortal body. If an orgasm is as pleasurable on earth in a mortal body, imagine an orgasm in an immortal body.

Imagine being so insecure about your nymphomania, you project it onto fucking God. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic. Luckily, just about every other facet of your life is hilarious.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The Goyim have boarding schools and juvenile delinquent centers for difficult children. The Torah has indentured servitude instead. This would encourage children to honor their mother and father, lest they be sent away.

Yes. To try to fix those troubled kids rather than exploit them.

It mirrors Elohim's relationship with Their children.

Once again you prove your deity to be a monster.

No, I am Netzarim. Messianics adhere also to the writings of Paul, whereas, I do not.

The idea is very similar: Christianity strongly referencing it's Judaic roots. You omit some writing while incorporating some apocrypha

One of the key defining features of Judaism is The Talmud.

Yimakh shemo ve zikhro \ Let his name and memory be erased. Not a nice way to talk about the person you call your Messiah.
Talmud Bavli describes your Messiah as a bastard child of Mary and a Roman soldier, a sorcerer and deceiver.
So it's either Talmud or New Testament writings, you can't have both.

Goyim have an issue with sexual abuse of children. Christians and Catholics too, and I blame the gospel of Paul for that.

I would blame the fact that we're just very advanced primates too often influenced by our basic instincts but you can provide scripture verses where Paul endorses hurting children.

How will anyone stop sinning and hurting others if they believe everything is forgivable?

I do it by developing my own ethical code. You know, one that says "hurting others for no reason is wrong" rather than "hurting others for no reason is wrong unless made-up deity says it's fine".

That's why Christians and Catholics never reach a state of spiritual perfection.

I don't think anybody does. It's a goal we can work to achieve but we'll never get there. If you believe you reached this destination - you failed on your journey.

They believe they can do whatever and are "covered by the blood" as a pass into Eternal Life. It's an abomination the eyes of YHWH.

I expect nothing but a black, empty void.

I actually believe that Elohim sits like a King and Queen in a Castle eating the finest foods and having sex every day.

So I can see your deity not only shares your biases but also your favorite free time activities? But you still claim it's not your idealized version of yourself?

I do believe charity through private people, small business loans, farms and government organized socialism is a better alternative than indentured servitude.

You realize socialism isn't about government freebies, right? It's about every person working for the betterment of the society to the best of their ability (and preaching isn't considered working for betterment of the society, socialism expects honest work: manual labor, science, work for the government and so on) and receiving equal share of benefits coming from that work.
Read about actual socialist countries and try to put yourself there with your beliefs and your homeschooling.

 

[Postal_Rat]

*Correction to previous statement:

Rahab and Ruth were also listed. I forgot to add them, but the same explanation follows: they were not Virgins either.

Melinda I know you're a trained monkey but no one on on that list was a virgin when it was compiled and most people would consider being an ancestor to the messiah an honor your whole explanation is crap

Who did Martin Luther cite when he nailed his 95 Theses on the door of a Catholic Church?

I'm a progressive. I'm breaking the mold and I also write on topics that have been neglected by most scholars.

The biggest difference here is that Luther was already a respected preacher your greatest achievement is being house broken

I'm going to make a gender corrected Hebrew Bible translation later on in my life. It's one of my long term goals/ambitions.

On that day Satan will be skating to work, pigs will fly, cats will bark at dogs and still no one will be bothered to read it

 

[Skeletor]

Imagine being so insecure about your nymphomania, you project it onto fucking God. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic. Luckily, just about every other facet of your life is hilarious.

You sound like a jealous prude who won't be getting any sexy time in heaven.