Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Neko GF]

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[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Okay of all the dumb shit I have seen him say.

Sonic the Hedgehog as a 2/10 is the dumbest fucking take he has had. Sonic the Hedgehog is a really good movie that will age wonderfully (so long as they don't fuck it up with endless sequels)

Ah, but little blue autism warred with Blob's precious Bing-Bing Wahoo man in the harrowing fighting in the trenches of the Somme of the 90's Console wars. Nevar 5get

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Ah, but little blue autism warred with Blob's precious Bing-Bing Wahoo man in the harrowing fighting in the trenches of the Somme of the 90's Console wars. Nevar 5get

Oh I don't even think that is the reason, if The Creators told the fans to "fuck off" in regards to Sonic's look he would be sucking their dick endlessly.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Oh I don't even think that is the reason, if The Creators told the fans to "fuck off" in regards to Sonic's look he would be sucking their dick endlessly.

Very well could be. I just tend towards examining Blob's weirdness through his unhealthy fixation on specific products he has decided to stan.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Very well could be. I just tend towards examining Blob's weirdness through his unhealthy fixation on specific products he has decided to stan.

Nah bobs Weirdness would be the same regardless what he decides to stan and his stanning has more to do with "Being on the right side of history" tm than anything else.

 

[cypocryphy]

Oh I don't even think that is the reason, if The Creators told the fans to "fuck off" in regards to Sonic's look he would be sucking their dick endlessly.

Same if Mario had his look changed for the better due to fan complaints in a hypothetical Mario movie.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Same if Mario had his look changed for the better due to fan complaints in a hypothetical Mario movie.

If they announced a live action Mario movie and then made it CG because of backlash, he'd go on a shooting spree.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Let’s be real, Bob’s pissed that Culkin produced a child with a Asian girl when he can’t.

I think you can break it down farther and say bob is pissed that other people are happy in general.

 

[Positron]

What a Believer.

The reception of Bobby's new Big Picture video are okay:


Yellow fever:



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[SteelPlatedHeart]

lol I hope they keep making Sonic The Hedgehog movies and they make tons of money.

He was so mad about it doing well he made four separate Escapist videos either shitting on the movie or mocking Sonic in general.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

He was so mad about it doing well he made four separate Escapist videos either shitting on the movie or mocking Sonic in general.

That sounds exactly like something he'd do. Media aimed at kids isn't a zero sum game. Super Mario isn't going to fail as a franchise because some kids love Sonic more. Bob's basically this kid:

Only I doubt Bob would have the mental fortitude and patience to play chess. He'd be more likely to play Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Board Game or Hungry Hungry Hippos.

 

[RockVolnutt]

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I'm pretty sure this is a MtF account as this particular fetish is uncomfortably common with that background.

 

[UserAccess]

He was so mad about it doing well he made four separate Escapist videos either shitting on the movie or mocking Sonic in general.

Being mad at Sonic says more about Robert's life than Sonic. Let's see where he is on his order of operations and see how many important steps he's given up on to be where he is now.

1. Mix it up with my hot wife.
1a. If no hot wife, then regular or ugly wife.
2. If no hot or regular wife, find hot girlfriend.
2a. If no hot girlfriend attainable, drug and molest slumpbuster.
3. Find meaningful work that doesn't rely on begging.
4. Have friends.
5. Adopt a rescue dog or cat.
6. Volunteer for charity or community work.
6a. If charity or community work requires effort, proselytize on Twitter. It's the same thing, really.
7. Learn a useful trade.
8. Learn a foreign language instead of using Google Translate to act like I do.
9. Learn to write.
10. Make my movie videos which increasingly have nothing to do with movies.
10a. Shoehorn my beliefs into everything.
11. Lose weight.
12. Eat a healthy diet with healthy portions.
13. Mock everyone on Twitter that I hold responsible for my horrible life instead of myself.
14. Make four videos about how much I hate that Sonic the Hedgehog.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'm kind of shocked that they haven't greenlit a Sonic cartoon using the movie as a starting point. It's a shockingly simplified reboot of the Sonic premise; no side characters like Tails or Knuckles or cavalcade of side characters from SatAm/comics/games to bog down the plot, decent human characters to serve as foils for Sonic, plus a version of Robotnik that, if they ignore him being dumped into an alien world for the show, is the most straightforward version of him to date in terms of backstory and motivation for his evil.

It wouldn't be Game of Thrones Archie Sonic but it would be a nice basic bitch version of the character plus one that manages to work humans into the premise in a seamless way.

I think they're going for more of an MCU. Whether or not you like capeshit, taking disparate movies and weaving them into a single, overarching narrative over the course of a decade is not a small achievement, and quite a few people are going to try and imitate it.

I do hope the Sonic Cinematic Universe is a thing. Bob will blow a gasket.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I'm kind of shocked that they haven't greenlit a Sonic cartoon using the movie as a starting point. It's a shockingly simplified reboot of the Sonic premise; no side characters like Tails or Knuckles or cavalcade of side characters from SatAm/comics/games to bog down the plot, decent human characters to serve as foils for Sonic, plus a version of Robotnik that, if they ignore him being dumped into an alien world for the show, is the most straightforward version of him to date in terms of backstory and motivation for his evil.

It wouldn't be Game of Thrones Archie Sonic but it would be a nice basic bitch version of the character plus one that manages to work humans into the premise in a seamless way.

Probably not what you're thinking of, but there is a new Sonic animated series in development for Netflix coming out next year...

Of course Bob is going to hate it. Everything is a zero-sum game to him so Sonic fans not only have to lose, but also suffer abject humiliation for the Blue Blur being Mario's one-time rival.

 

[Bolo]

Robert doing some Staning for Chloe Zhao.

Dumbass couldn't even tell that the whole Amazon thing people are bitching about the movie isn't the real motive people are giving Zhao some backlash, its because she comes from a incredibly, stupidly rich family, who paid her way into indie movie making and now is telling the woes of the unpossessed during the late 2000's american recession.

And to be fair to Zhao, she is hardly the only child of privilege that becomes a big shot director. You don't become a film director by going to school for it, that is the stupidest thing ever, you get to make movies if you know the right people to make it happen, and you only get to know such people if you are in the same social circles, and you only get to be in the same social circles if you have money.

Also, the movie kinda sucks. It is your typical Oscar movie from the 2010's, gone are the Weinstein's Miramax dramas, now its all about the low key "quiet but powerfull" depctions of unknown facets of society, or the struggle from those left behind by economic woes.

The movie doesn't really have a story, it mostly follow Frances Mcdormand as she learns how to be a car bum, sorry, a nomad, and the movie shows that there is a community of people living as such. It does have instances of romance and drama, but in a very very distant and dry fasion, as if it the movie was so afraid to be a sappy heart string puller that it ran to the extreme other side of detachement.

Mcdormand might be giving the performance of her life in the prettiest cinematography of all, I couldn't give less of a shit if the movies doesn't seem interest to give me anything to care about.

And the fucking thing draaaaaags. it's the indies Darling of the non-quirky variety if that helps to describe it.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

If they announced a live action Mario movie and then made it CG because of backlash, he'd go on a shooting spree.

Isn't Illumination making an animated Mario movie?

 

[BubbleButt]

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Robert doing some Staning for Chloe Zhao.

Dumbass couldn't even tell that the whole Amazon thing people are bitching about the movie isn't the real motive people are giving Zhao some backlash, its because she comes from a incredibly, stupidly rich family, who paid her way into indie movie making and now is telling the woes of the unpossessed during the late 2000's american recession.

And to be fair to Zhao, she is hardly the only child of privilege that becomes a big shot director. You don't become a film director by going to school for it, that is the stupidest thing ever, you get to make movies if you know the right people to make it happen, and you only get to know such people if you are in the same social circles, and you only get to be in the same social circles if you have money.

Also, the movie kinda sucks. It is your typical Oscar movie from the 2010's, gone are the Weinstein's Miramax dramas, now its all about the low key "quiet but powerfull" depctions of unknown facets of society, or the struggle from those left behind by economic woes.

The movie doesn't really have a story, it mostly follow Frances Mcdormand as she learns how to be a car bum, sorry, a nomad, and the movie shows that there is a community of people living as such. It does have instances of romance and drama, but in a very very distant and dry fasion, as if it the movie was so afraid to be a sappy heart string puller that it ran to the extreme other side of detachement.

Mcdormand might be giving the performance of her life in the prettiest cinematography of all, I couldn't give less of a shit if the movies doesn't seem interest to give me anything to care about.

And the fucking thing draaaaaags. it's the indies Darling of the non-quirky variety if that helps to describe it.

Also the composer or sound designer or whatever fucking necked himself.

 

[RockVolnutt]

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I like that he confused William Nasland (Late WW2) with William Burnside (1950s) just because they're both named "William" and has an "It's complicated" so he doesn't expose he just googled this. Just be honest about not being a walking encyclopedia about everything, it's not hard.

 

[Red Hood]

NGL when I heard that joke as a kid I wanted the racing car bed

Well that's actually a thing you can get, as a kid.