DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Optimus Prime]

To no one's surprise, OIC proved once again why he won't ever become a mod. Because Phil has a hook on him and if he mods OIC he won't get as much money from him.

Conversely, should anything happen to OIC, like a serious car crash...

Well, it'd be interesting to see Phil chimp when his biggest dicksucker is sucking on a food tube and unable to attend streams.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Conversely, should anything happen to OIC, like a serious car crash...

Well, it'd be interesting to see Phil chimp when his biggest dicksucker is sucking on a food tube and unable to attend streams.

He has defended Jax and OIC multiple times already. So for sure, Phil would defend his whales from any confrontation like they are his children.

 

[YokuNama]

Went from 40/100 to 100/100 in the matter of minutes after complaining that "...it's a slow day of contributions, I DONt KNOW WHY...".

This is why no one tips you dude. Your only incentive is wearing clothing, and people dump it all at the end so it dwarfs their contributions.

Not to mention what day it is:

Once again the illusive Twitch payment is retcon'd and a bannable offense if brought up

 

[Pargon]

Conversely, should anything happen to OIC, like a serious car crash...

Well, it'd be interesting to see Phil chimp when his biggest dicksucker is sucking on a food tube and unable to attend streams.

Implying your average Phil supporter, of any name, has enough in the bank after throwing money in a pit to afford a motor vehicle, or enough of a life to necessitate one.

The very idea.

 

[ProvenWrong]

I was watching a Back in the Day segment from Phil last night and of course every story he exaggerated... I can't wait to hear his vaccine story and how exaggerated it will be.

"Kat pulled up to the Vaccine area and three guys in hazmat suits pulled us out the car and immediately rushed us in! They said there's only a number of vaccines and people are rioting right outside ! So they strapped us in and gave us the vaccine ! We had to be escorted back by top class security !"

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

I was watching a Back in the Day segment from Phil last night and of course every story he exaggerated... I can't wait to hear his vaccine story and how exaggerated it will be.

"Kat pulled up to the Vaccine area and three guys in hazmat suits pulled us out the car and immediately rushed us in! They said there's only a number of vaccines and people are rioting right outside ! So they strapped us done and gave us the vaccine ! We had to be escorted back by top class security !"

"Also I would really appreciate it if you could tip me. Tips are funds that I get right away and can be used on bills, groceries, and jasper supplies."

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

So, Phil has the issue that the bulk, if not the entirety (or 99.99%) of his income comes from a handful of viewers.
How does he resolve that?
Does he tell these "generous" viewers "Okay guys, you can settle down for a while. I've made a lot of money lately, let's ease off the Goal for a week." thereby letting smaller khantributors feel like their donations have a real purpose?
Does he stop with the laughably transparent dealings where huge donations are prepped in advance?
Does he try and coordinate with his viewers, asking them what games they'd like to see instead of chasing Day 1 views, especially in the middle of this content drought?
Does he stop making it appallingly obvious that giving him money is a black hole, where you give him $1000 one week and then you're claiming you can't afford your bills the very next?
Well, he can't talk down the whales, he's terrified of doing anything to drive them off. After all, since they're outright complicit with him feigning distress, we all know the only way Phil could offend them would be something personal. So what does he do? The only thing he knows how. Guilt tripping.
"C'mon guys, it's not fair that OIC has to tip all the money, step the fuck up..."

 

[Surly Muppet]

General theory is that OMM is Swagginz. If that's the case, then he may have messaged Phil in the mod Discord, or sent him a DM.
Either way, the tail end of that stream was another of Phil's sleazy money manipulation scams. I wondered why he hadn't been begging as much as I would have expected with tips that low after his break. When he said there was money from OMM that he had 'missed', it explained that nicely.

I want to point out with his RE demo ravings, that he said he would play it on Sunday, but that isn't even a viable option for him because the demo is only playable on Saturday. There's 'nothing he could do'.
He just said yesterday that Kat has two consecutive days off. Kat is off Sunday as well as Saturday. They could move 'their' day off to Sunday if he really wants to pay the demo. Instead he got extremely angry. There is either some critical information we don't have here when it comes to Kat, or Phil has really lost his mind with this schedule autism.

 

[Fill Bern El]

To no one's surprise, OIC proved once again why he won't ever become a mod. Because Phil has a hook on him and if he mods OIC he won't get as much money from him.

wow I never thought of it that way, it's kind of genius tbh

if DSP mods OIC, there is no reason for OIC to donate anymore and there is a "chance " he is a troll
But if DSP never mods OIC, OIC has to keep donating, so OIC will keep attempting until the money runs dry

DSP is intentionally not modding OIC to milk him dry and avoid ANY chance of there being a mod troll. Wow.

General theory is that OMM is Swagginz. If that's the case, then he may have messaged Phil in the mod Discord, or sent him a DM.
Either way, the tail end of that stream was another of Phil's sleazy money manipulation scams. I wondered why he hadn't been begging as much as I would have expected with tips that low after his break. When he said there was money from OMM that he had 'missed', it explained that nicely.

I want to point out with his RE demo ravings, that he said he would play it on Sunday, but that isn't even a viable option for him because the demo is only playable on Saturday. There's 'nothing he could do'.
He just said yesterday that Kat has two consecutive days off. Kat is off Sunday as well as Saturday. They could move 'their' day off to Sunday if he really wants to pay the demo. Instead he got extremely angry. There is either some critical information we don't have here when it comes to Kat, or Phil has really lost his mind with this schedule autism.

He described his day on Saturday as grocery shopping, errands, and going out to dinner. Maximum this should take you is 6-7 hours if you're being extremely slow during the errands portion. Besides that, that would allow him to stream, or EVEN PLAY IT OFFLINE for an hour or two. A normal person would what? 11-12 AM groceries, 1-4 errands if it's a lot, 5-7 dinner? 8-10 turn on that goddamn stream and play the mfking game.

I think it's simply because Phil hates streaming. He has to. He hates streaming and he hates gaming. In the future I'm going to make a "cheer response" compilation because he is absolutely done with people not giving tips. The only cheers acceptable are ones related to movies or mfking food/dinner. Someone called Swagginz daddy, and he just gave a shitty response. Somebody said the dates of all the RE demos and he just said "okay." He doesn't give a fuck about cheering at this point. He'd rather you give up that cold hard immediate $1.30. Everything in his streams is based around tips because that's all it is. Gameplay is background shit. Prestreams is background shit. Phil's ultimate goal at the moment is to turn on the camera, talk to 5 people in chat, and get that sweet $100 in a span of 1-2 hours.

Either way, the lack of gameplay and the increasing amount, both in number and length, of breaks just shows that he hates what he's doing. Either Kat is giving up the cooch or has Phil completely whipped and simping because Phil is changing his personality, his morals, his views, and is overall just different from when he was with Leanna for goddamn forever. Whatever, it's none of my business, but we're experiencing Phil changing for the worse at this point.

But in my head canon they have a mommy/son roleplay fetish which is why Mr. Mature Adult calls Kat mom so many times

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

He described his day on Saturday as grocery shopping, errands, and going out to dinner. Maximum this should take you is 6-7 hours if you're being extremely slow during the errands portion. Besides that, that would allow him to stream, or EVEN PLAY IT OFFLINE for an hour or two. A normal person would what? 11-12 AM groceries, 1-4 errands if it's a lot, 5-7 dinner? 8-10 turn on that goddamn stream and play the mfking game.

I think it's simply because Phil hates streaming. He has to. He hates streaming and he hates gaming. In the future I'm going to make a "cheer response" compilation because he is absolutely done with people not giving tips. The only cheers acceptable are ones related to movies or mfking food/dinner. Someone called Swagginz daddy, and he just gave a shitty response. Somebody said the dates of all the RE demos and he just said "okay." He doesn't give a fuck about cheering at this point. He'd rather you give up that cold hard immediate $1.30. Everything in his streams is based around tips because that's all it is. Gameplay is background shit. Prestreams is background shit. Phil's ultimate goal at the moment is to turn on the camera, talk to 5 people in chat, and get that sweet $100 in a span of 1-2 hours.

Either way, the lack of gameplay and the increasing amount, both in number and length, of breaks just shows that he hates what he's doing. Either Kat is giving up the cooch or has Phil completely whipped and simping because Phil is changing his personality, his morals, his views, and is overall just different from when he was with Leanna for goddamn forever. Whatever, it's none of my business, but we're experiencing Phil changing for the worse at this point.

But in my head canon they have a mommy/son roleplay fetish which is why Mr. Mature Adult calls Kat mom so many times

He doesnt exactly compel anyone to donate short of threatening to Doxx them if they were stupid enough to donate in the first place.

Edit:
Last time I checked, that was called Extortion and that is an actual crime Phil can serve Jail time for.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

How many subs does Phil have without the sub bombs? I'm going to guess 500.
He doesn't realise that's a shit ton of subs. To him, his sub count without the sub-bombs might as well be zero.
So, Phil is guilt-tripping his audience of 300 to sub ON TOP of the 500 subs that he has already.
GREED IS MASSIVELY STRONG.

 

[BlackDragoons]

I just love it that Phils only defense regarding people that disagree with him on stuff is to demean them and call them names because he cannot legit get a straight arguement in because he is wrong.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

He described his day on Saturday as grocery shopping, errands, and going out to dinner. Maximum this should take you is 6-7 hours if you're being extremely slow during the errands portion. Besides that, that would allow him to stream, or EVEN PLAY IT OFFLINE for an hour or two. A normal person would what? 11-12 AM groceries, 1-4 errands if it's a lot, 5-7 dinner? 8-10 turn on that goddamn stream and play the mfking game.

I think it's simply because Phil hates streaming. He has to. He hates streaming and he hates gaming. In the future I'm going to make a "cheer response" compilation because he is absolutely done with people not giving tips. The only cheers acceptable are ones related to movies or mfking food/dinner. Someone called Swagginz daddy, and he just gave a shitty response. Somebody said the dates of all the RE demos and he just said "okay." He doesn't give a fuck about cheering at this point. He'd rather you give up that cold hard immediate $1.30. Everything in his streams is based around tips because that's all it is. Gameplay is background shit. Prestreams is background shit. Phil's ultimate goal at the moment is to turn on the camera, talk to 5 people in chat, and get that sweet $100 in a span of 1-2 hours.

Either way, the lack of gameplay and the increasing amount, both in number and length, of breaks just shows that he hates what he's doing. Either Kat is giving up the cooch or has Phil completely whipped and simping because Phil is changing his personality, his morals, his views, and is overall just different from when he was with Leanna for goddamn forever. Whatever, it's none of my business, but we're experiencing Phil changing for the worse at this point.

But in my head canon they have a mommy/son roleplay fetish which is why Mr. Mature Adult calls Kat mom so many times

It's been something which has been coming for a while now with the amount of breaks he does. It's just gotten longer and longer and as DSP gets more and more boring to more detractors, his income will only decrease. It can't be overstated how much money that troll tipping accounted for the Pig's income. The Discord leaks practically made troll tipping unviable and cheers the alternative as the pig won't see your personal info with cheers. Sure he still gets money from cheers but obviously he has to fucking wait before he can waste it on WWE Champions.

I don't believe that Phil was ever having that much sex (if ever) with his wife so I don't think it's that. I do believe that Kat has some form of effect on how he acts around women in-games now, but whether it's coming from her or just his autistic idea of what a mature adult should do is still up to anyone's guess. For me, I think it's just that he's gotten lazier than ever before, especially since after the vest streak when he was making globs of dough and that his addiction to mobile gaming hasn't decreased with spending even with the bankruptcy

 

[Optimus Prime]

Implying your average Phil supporter, of any name, has enough in the bank after throwing money in a pit to afford a motor vehicle, or enough of a life to necessitate one.

The very idea.

It was just an idea - I guess more realistically OIC drops dead of a heart attack.

I was watching a Back in the Day segment from Phil last night and of course every story he exaggerated... I can't wait to hear his vaccine story and how exaggerated it will be.

"Kat pulled up to the Vaccine area and three guys in hazmat suits pulled us out the car and immediately rushed us in! They said there's only a number of vaccines and people are rioting right outside ! So they strapped us in and gave us the vaccine ! We had to be escorted back by top class security !"

Now that sounds like a story from ADF about his sex change surgery that never happened.

 

[Mr. Brown]

After two years of being married and doing absolutely nothing together it wouldn't surprise me if Kat was forcing Phil to take time off at the weekend.

Phil will of course hate this as it's his busiest time for viewers. Hopefully this drives a bit of a wedge between them as Phil has to pay attention to her and the writers plan a divorce in an upcoming season.

 

[Fill Bern El]

After two years of being married and doing absolutely nothing together it wouldn't surprise me if Kat was forcing Phil to take time off at the weekend.

Phil will of course hate this as it's his busiest time for viewers. Hopefully this drives a bit of a wedge between them as Phil has to pay attention to her and the writers plan a divorce in an upcoming season.

I genuinely think that they love each other and there really isn't this type of friction. I could be wrong, but their personalities from what I've seen are both bland and pointless as fuck. Dirty too (see: subaru man). With this in mind, Phil also changing his personality to outwardly reject any kind of sexualization of ANYBODY, men or women, which directly contrasts old school Phil shows that Phil is changing his personality to more align with Kat most likely. This, once again, shows that they really do love each other to some extent.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I want to point out with his RE demo ravings, that he said he would play it on Sunday, but that isn't even a viable option for him because the demo is only playable on Saturday. There's 'nothing he could do'.
He just said yesterday that Kat has two consecutive days off. Kat is off Sunday as well as Saturday. They could move 'their' day off to Sunday if he really wants to pay the demo. Instead he got extremely angry. There is either some critical information we don't have here when it comes to Kat, or Phil has really lost his mind with this schedule autism.

My wife *thumbs towards the commode* and I have deduced that he's shit scared of her just as he is of everyone else. Any darksydephil fan, even one that chooses to marry him, is just another detractor waiting to hatch afterall. That's the outcome he's arrived at with quite astonishingly every single person that's walked in and out of his life over the past 12 years. Or maybe that's 39 years.

We think he's on eggshells with her by default and whatever mental or emotional issues she may have only exacerbate the living arrangements between them. Add into the mix that he's only become more and more rigid, withdrawn, isolated and socially awkward and the fear of needing to one day enter the dating pool again if she bails on him - all so he can keep the marital facade box ticked on his list of machoor accolades - probably terrifies him too. Everything from her shift rota down to his retarded commentary being within earshot of her as a greeting when she gets in from work seems to cause him distress and he has to get up and make sure the door is closed. They can't operate independent from each other when it comes to shopping or even getting their hair done. Seemingly one of them can't be trusted to do anything on their own and considering she goes out to work, provided that's not a lie anyway that makes Phil look more like the Raymond Babbitt in this situation. . except the only cards he counts have oiled up half naked men on them.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Okay, so it took Dave 40 hours to complete basically the intro level/area of Divinity II. It never hit me until now how long 40 hours is.

I just finished Dark Souls Remastered today. It took me 41 hours. Like, to finish the game. Start to finish. HOW THE FUCK...DOES IT TAKE YOU 40 HOURS TO LEAVE A BEGINNING AREA? I understand why Dave hates gaming so much. He fucking sucks at it. Worse than I thought.

 

[YokuNama]

Does all this guy do is bitch?

I guess when you have little to no connection with any real humans you begin to believe you're the only person in the world that needs to be catered to. What an unbearable amount of laziness.. if the info isn't spoon-fed or someone doesn't do it for him then it's completely not worth him trying it.

 

[actually]

How many subs does Phil have without the sub bombs? I'm going to guess 500.

When I still tracked it, taking out gifted subs would put the "actual" sub number in the neighborhood of 400-450. No reason to think that's really changed.