Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Toasty]

Fuck cats there's too many of them to need "saving". Here in Australia the government actually kills these fuckers because they're driving native birds to extinction. It shouldn't be illegal to run over cats it should be encouraged

New Hampshire is kinda weird.

 

[TurdFondler]

It won't help him with anything. It's something for after a criminal defendant is found guilty to be used in sentencing.

I was just thinking about this. I'm not legal eagle but... doesn't there need to be a victim for there to be an impact statement?

And even if somehow he got to submit a victim impact statement, why would he ask someone else? Wouldn't he be submitting it about himself?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Russell is building his case against that shady lawyer Skordas in the comments of this post by Sam Ambreen.

https://archive.ph/hSRPx

BUAHAHA, even a revenge-fuelled psychopath like fucking SAMMAY is wise enough to stay out of the bamboon's boogaloo lawsuit too. That's just fucking golden.

 

[StinkySnack]

And who's ass did he pull the term "international harm" out of? Is "international harm" somehow supposed to be more sinister than "national harm"? Are either of these even real legal terms? Does anyone even care?

 

[The Great Citracett]

I'm imagining it's something incredibly retarded like "people from other countries laugh at me online too" like how he kept calling the Taylor lawsuit saga an "international incident" because she has fans everywhere or something like that.

 

[StinkySnack]

I'm imagining it's something incredibly retarded like "people from other countries laugh at me online too" like how he kept calling the Taylor lawsuit saga an "international incident" because she has fans everywhere or something like that.

Well, the way he's using the made up term in his reply to Sam indicates he's trying to show that *we* are hurting people in other countries outside the US, hence his injunction to shut us down should be granted due to "international harm".

But the way he says "shows international harm" gives off the impression that he thinks it's a real legal term. I'm not a lawyer, but I just spent a good few minutes Googling that term and I can't find a single mention of it anywhere.

Imagine the judge being like "Well, I was going to deny his injunction based on the fact that Kiwifarms was only harming people here in the US. But they're also harming people internationally?? SHUT IT DOWN BOYS!!"

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I'm imagining it's something incredibly retarded like "people from other countries laugh at me online too" like how he kept calling the Taylor lawsuit saga an "international incident" because she has fans everywhere or something like that.

To which a judge would look at that and say, "and"?

Last time I checked, and this is coming from a non-law guy that still knows more about the law than Pipsqueak, what happens in other countries has no bearing on legalities here. If somebody in New Zealand read the article on Pipsqueak and laughed at him, participated in this thread that wouldn't matter nor would it be illegal. There is literally nothing about what he's saying here about people in other countries being aware of his litigious nature that matters.

All that matters is what he can prove, in court, that Dear Leader is responsible for. And that's nothing because laughing at somebody online is still not illegal. The solution to this? Pipsqueak needs to stop being such a faggot.

 

[StinkySnack]

To which a judge would look at that and say, "and"?

Last time I checked, and this is coming from a non-law guy that still knows more about the law than Pipsqueak, what happens in other countries has no bearing on legalities here. If somebody in New Zealand read the article on Pipsqueak and laughed at him, participated in this thread that wouldn't matter nor would it be illegal. There is literally nothing about what he's saying here about people in other countries being aware of his litigious nature that matters.

All that matters is what he can prove, in court, that Dear Leader is responsible for. And that's nothing because laughing at somebody online is still not illegal. The solution to this? Pipsqueak needs to stop being such a faggot.

See my above post. Russ wasn't suggesting that people in other countries are making fun of him (though they are), he was trying to get Sam on board to show that WE harmed people in other countries.

 

[Constellationzero]

It won't help him with anything. It's something for after a criminal defendant is found guilty to be used in sentencing. As usual, Russhole has a cargo cult level of legal knowledge, and thinks he can just randomly grab words out of thin air and they mean something.

There is no "victim impact statement" in a civil case. I wonder if he stole the phrase from his own sentencing when he got criminally convicted. He has a way of trying really badly to do things to others that worked against him, without understanding why they did.

You know what? I think you're onto something...
We couldn't see all of the court hearings involving Erika, but in the audio of the Arianna Grande trial, we can hear Skordas telling the judge about butternut stalking his daughter. Butternut wasn't in the courtroom for that part, but I'm sure some pretty juicy shit was said in butternut's attorney's office and during his status hearings that we didn't get.
And I bet it was a heaping helping of humiliation Creep Catcher style. Chat logs (where archived) were read. Specific incidents and occurrences were talked about, out loud, and in triplicate detail while the greasy gourd rocked back and fourth sluping in his seat like a greasier depraved version of The Rocking Horse Winner. He doesn't want anybody recalling shit he's done. He doesn't want you to go over his harassing messages, saying all the words, and holding a mirror up to everything he's done. Garsh, that's weaponizing his "mistakes!"

Good. Let the greasy gourd continue impotently humping the chair in his lawyer's office. Probation officer too. He's running scared against Mr. Skordas...Butternut's own Mary Lee Walsh.

EDIT: Internationally... Jesus...

There was an Aqua Teen episode where the shake says "Welp...guess who just got laid?" and it was eith the fries or the meatball asking him about pussy or something and the shake goes "Internationally."

Butternut is so fucking cringe.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

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A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

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What an idiot. Accidentally hitting a cat that runs in front of your vehicle is not animal abuse. I wonder what cat-owning Instathot he’s trying to impress right now.

Russell's use of the phrase "animal abuse" is perhaps imprecise, but here I think I'm on his side for once. The law doesn't propose to make it illegal to hit a cat; the law proposes to make it illegal not to notify police or the cat's owners after hitting a cat. According to the article, a version of this law applying to dogs is already in place.

Anyway, returning to the topic at hand: Russell is ugly and talentless and short.

 

[Miss Misery]

Fuck cats there's too many of them to need "saving". Here in Australia the government actually kills these fuckers because they're driving native birds to extinction. It shouldn't be illegal to run over cats it should be encouraged

Most American pet owners keep their cats inside. It's not the cats' fault Australia follows UK tradition regarding cats.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"I'm Russell Greer, and Kiwifarms is my favorite website on the internet!"

 

[JustSomeDong]

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"I'm Russell Greer, and Kiwifarms is my favorite website on the internet!"

I automatically read it in Shepard's voice and the lack of wet, lispy, mangled enunciation ruined it. I feel like I've failed on some level.

 

[Carolina Divina]

Russell is building his case against that shady lawyer Skordas in the comments of this post by Sam Ambreen.

https://archive.ph/hSRPx

I'm pretty sure "a letter addressing Judges Bennett and Campbell" would be something called an ex parte communication, which is improper and would never be looked at by a judge. If anything, Russ is going to get spanked in court for even trying it. Plus, even if he brings such a letter with him to court and tries to introduce it as evidence, it would essentially be that person's testimony and how can it be admitted if that testimony can't be cross-examined? I might not have it exactly right, but if I do how is it that several seasons of Law and Order has given me a better legal education than Russ received in five years at LDS Business College?

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

He fails on every level, with everything he does. It always astonishes me that there is not one thing on this earth that he can do properly. Not one.

his gravestone should read “here lies Russ. He sucked at everything.”

It is truly incredible how he fails so spectacularly at every single thing he attempts while simultaneously believing he's great at everything. He doesn't even get better at the law, talking to women, making music, etc by virtue of failing. Even some narcissists are capable of understanding that if something they try to satisfy their ego fails they should try something else, but Russell not only wants to succeed, he wants to succeed his way on his first try. I guess you can't learn what you think you know and Russell thinks he knows everything.

I automatically read it in Shepard's voice and the lack of wet, lispy, mangled enunciation ruined it. I feel like I've failed on some level.

"Ahm Gommaner Greer and zish ish my vavorite brohel on zha Shitadel."

 

[Easy Peasy]

I wish the wheels of justice moved a bit faster because I'm impatient, but the slow turn of the screw against Rusty is almost as satisfying.
It's just a beautiful process, made better by both Jersh and Skordas turning them.

If it's ever an in person trial, I'll try to see if I can attend. Just a hands off observer of course.

The taming of the drool, by Skordas Based-spere

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

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What an idiot. Accidentally hitting a cat that runs in front of your vehicle is not animal abuse. I wonder what cat-owning Instathot he’s trying to impress right now.

Meanwhile call that cat cute and Russ will have a tard spasm like "yeah well what about disabled people, we're cute too, too bad you won't date us.

 

[SurfShackTito]

Most American pet owners keep their cats inside. It's not the cats' fault Australia follows UK tradition regarding cats.

Ok true and that's great but if it was 100% we wouldn't even be having this conversation. Also feral cats actually do the majority of the bird killing. Running those fuckers over should be encouraged imo, the only reason people are proposing these laws is because they find cats cute which is bullshit. Either apply to to all animals or none

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Ok true and that's great but if it was 100% we wouldn't even be having this conversation. Also feral cats actually do the majority of the bird killing. Running those fuckers over should be encouraged imo, the only reason people are proposing these laws is because they find cats cute which is bullshit. Either apply to to all animals or none

'Buh buh buh...what about da burds?'

 

[Andrew Neiman]

the only reason people are proposing these laws is because they find cats cute which is bullshit. Either apply to to all animals or none

The rules in question already apply to dogs in New Hampshire; the new law would extend them to cats.