Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Might be the most covered in cat hair we've seen her, which is saying something:

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I, for one, absolutely love this livestream saga. The amount she has revealed purposely but more often accidentally is really stunning. For instance I had no idea the level of her THC use was as high as it is. Normally I feel like weed is pretty harmless generally but of course she can’t help binging on it and it’s really fucking her up lol. Without editing tools, you really get a great picture of the extent of her nastiness. I don’t mind suffering through a few “HEY MARISSA”s for this. This is a golden era. Just a lot of footage to sift thru to make sure I don’t miss anything fun, like her having an anxious breakdown due to consuming way too fucking many edibles.
 
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Pizza Sloth said:
Peetz can't get a license and never has disclosed why or if it's permanent or temporary and has been a few years. This is why she gave him rides when she visits family to their home town and NYE in 2019/2020, and picked him up when he had off on Wednesdays to take him to the comic book store before COVID.
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He did say he was a "nervous driver" and so he dislikes driving, so it seems that it is voluntary. He's just too timid to handle a moving vehicle, just as he's too timid to handle anything else.

ETA: 400th subscriber this week has just noped out:

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Penelope Taynt said:
What a selfish, inconsiderate, reckless cunt.

Anyway, since I am not a masochist and I refuse to torture myself by sitting through her lives, there seemingly hasn't been any developments on granny? Even though I don't watch her videos, by reading this thread I haven't seen any recent updates about her grandmother, and she doesn't seem concerned at all either.
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Well now that you've mentioned it here, expect some sort of update from the horses mouth.

No offense to horses.
 
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We need our own @StrawberryDouche in this thread recapping Chantel’s lives. Strawbs does it for Fat Amy’s and she’s made it the funniest (and most literate) thread on this site. I can’t watch Amy’s lives either but with Strawbs recapping and translating the Tard, I don’t have to miss a thing.

Nobody could possibly be as funny, but if anybody really can sit through all these lives, maybe a recap would be in order? I’ve considered it myself, but aside from the sheer boredom, I just don’t have the time.

I did manage to catch the end of her archived live last night and seeing her that high was funny. She finally slowed down enough so that a lot of the twitching, verbal ticcing, singing, crazy noises were gone and we were left with just her hamburger eyes, swaying, and eating big sexy bites of food.
 
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Barbarella said:
We need our own @StrawberryDouche in this thread recapping Chantel’s lives. Strawbs does it for Fat Amy’s and she’s made it the funniest (and most literate) thread on this site. I can’t watch Amy’s lives either but with Strawbs recapping and translating the Tard, I don’t have to miss a thing.

Nobody could possibly be as funny, but if anybody really can sit through all these lives, maybe a recap would be in order? I’ve considered it myself, but aside from the sheer boredom, I just don’t have the time.

I did manage to catch the end of her archived live last night and seeing her that high was funny. She finally slowed down enough so that a lot of the twitching, verbal ticcing, singing, crazy noises were gone and we were left with just her hamburger eyes, swaying, and eating big sexy bites of food.
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I so wish @StrawberryDouche would consider double duty. Her Amy recaps are just the best. I'd love to read her take on Chantal.
 
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Dutch Courage said:
she has told us she's "smoked" LSD many times before.
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When did she say this? If it was 2019 or later, then she got the idea from Once Upon A Time In Hollywood.

Smoking a joint rolled with blott paper is not like smoking a joint that has cocaine or PCP sprinkled in. If you're getting high from it beyond being stoned, it's cause your lips are on the paper and weed amps up a trip. Also, Chantal is stupid and prone to placebo effect. And also, Chantal lies.
 
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When consumed, it can take about a day to see a reduction in THC levels. Habitual users may have THC in their system from edibles for a month or longer. However, casual users may rid it from their system in as little as one to two weeks, depending on the amount of THC consumed.

Where I live we have random breath and drug testing. A cop can pull you over at any time and there are alot of police that just sit on the side of the road for random breath or drug testing. I don't know if Canada does this, but if they do she is taking a huge risk driving anywhere after consuming that many edibles.

Even if she stopped for a short period she still shouldn't be driving anywhere for a while. But like i said i don't know laws in Canada, but she would be totally fucked if she lived where I do and was driving within even 2 weeks of consuming edibles.

This bitch just has no consideration for anything but herself and driving to obtain food.
 
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Who Now said:
Hopefully, a better Kiwi than I can get a better screen grab. She has a bunch of trash in the center console and on the floor. I think she realized it was a mistake to point the camera there so she swooped it to her boobs
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judging by the interior, definitely a 2016 to 2020 kia optima. i believe the engines on these have a recall for fire or something? her credit was probably too shit to get a camry or accord, which is why she got a shitty kia lol.
 
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hambeerlyingnreed said:
When did she say this? If it was 2019 or later, then she got the idea from Once Upon A Time In Hollywood.

Smoking a joint rolled with blott paper is not like smoking a joint that has cocaine or PCP sprinkled in. If you're getting high from it beyond being stoned, it's cause your lips are on the paper and weed amps up a trip. Also, Chantal is stupid and prone to placebo effect. And also, Chantal lies.
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I think it was "Late Day Dinner" livestream, Feb. 7, 2021.

Your theory might be correct, but it might also be because she is just fucking stupid. She was boasting of all the drugs she used back in the day...weed, cocaine, acid, 'shrooms, smoked LSD... It was unrehearsed; she was just lying as usual about her wild and carefree days as a skinny, hotstuff party girl a few years back before she put on a little weight. Since she believes that there is weather on the moon, it wouldn't surprise me if she thinks acid is smoked. She also identified LSD and acid as two distinct drugs in her boast.
 
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Barbarella said:
We need our own @StrawberryDouche in this thread recapping Chantel’s lives. Strawbs does it for Fat Amy’s and she’s made it the funniest (and most literate) thread on this site. I can’t watch Amy’s lives either but with Strawbs recapping and translating the Tard, I don’t have to miss a thing.

Nobody could possibly be as funny, but if anybody really can sit through all these lives, maybe a recap would be in order? I’ve considered it myself, but aside from the sheer boredom, I just don’t have the time.

I did manage to catch the end of her archived live last night and seeing her that high was funny. She finally slowed down enough so that a lot of the twitching, verbal ticcing, singing, crazy noises were gone and we were left with just her hamburger eyes, swaying, and eating big sexy bites of food.
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While it would be absolutely awesome, I couldn't in good conscience ask Strawbs to do this. Re-capping Amy's brain exploding malevolent idiocy and turning it into both English AND funny as fuck is as much as one person should attempt.
Adding Chinny would be just way too fat.
 
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marjoram said:
While it would be absolutely awesome, I couldn't in good conscience ask Strawbs to do this. Re-capping Amy's brain exploding malevolent idiocy and turning it into both English AND funny as fuck is as much as one person should attempt.
Adding Chinny would be just way too fat.
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Not to mention, Amy's videos are fewer and shorter. Chantal often streams all day every day. It would take a round-the-clock team of recappers to keep up.
 
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